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blackmonsters · 01-30-2004, 03:50 PM

I just figured something out. I have freinds that come over to my place and hang out and some want to check their email. I meet ladies and come back for a drink and they want to check their email.

For these reason I would never have my home page set to porn.
I mean, what a way to blow a pick up when the babe signs on and a beast site pops up. So I had to learn immediately how to change my home page. So I figure other surfers realize this also.

But seems like some webmasters don't realize that.
WHY? Because they don't have friends, don't meet ladies and live in a basement and that's why they think a surfer will keep their fucking hi-jacked page.

Sad.

Therefore; If your site tries to hi-jack my home page then I know you have no friends, you get no pussy and you live in a fucking basement.

421Fill · 01-30-2004, 03:51 PM

ummm, your home page would be set to 'beastporn' if you didn't change it??

blackmonsters · 01-30-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by turbo
ummm, your home page would be set to 'beastporn' if you didn't change it??

It could be. I just checked a submitted link for a traffic trade and they had a normal TGP but a beast site popup. They could have easily set the popup as the home page.

Some sites are not in the USA and beast content is legal for them but not for me.

Rorschach · 01-30-2004, 03:59 PM

There's nothng wrong with man beast love, don't knock it until you try it. Many women are also open minded about beast sex. I think you've been trying to pick up the wrong women.

blackmonsters · 01-30-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
There's nothng wrong with man beast love, don't knock it until you try it. Many women are also open minded about beast sex. I think you've been trying to pick up the wrong women.

Do they like to eat shit too? Can't wait to meet 'em.

I guess I know who is hi-jacking home pages now.

SykkBoy · 01-30-2004, 04:10 PM

use netscape or opera and that won't happen

EZRhino · 01-30-2004, 04:12 PM

Beast porn ha .......... hummmmmm

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blackmonsters · 01-30-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
use netscape or opera and that won't happen

True; but then how do I see all the bullshit that is happening to 95% of my surfers when I send them to these sites. I just remove the link to bullshit for me and my surfers.

Cash4Joins · 01-30-2004, 04:51 PM

your dates end with them checking their email?

weird

DarkJedi · 01-30-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by blackmonsters

Therefore; If your site tries to hi-jack my home page then I know you have no friends, you get no pussy and you live in a fucking basement

This assumption is NOT correct.

WiredGuy · 01-30-2004, 05:30 PM

I prefer having my stats as my homepage. Ladies can check their email from my PC and stay for the stats

WG

blackmonsters · 01-30-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Cash4Joins
your dates end with them checking their email?

weird

Yeah! After we fuck all night and get up the next morning most web savy people might just think about checking email....unless they don't have any friends!

Damn; quit telling on yourself.

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