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blackmonsters 01-30-2004 03:50 PM

Webmaster that live in a basement and have no friends are the ones that...
 
I just figured something out. I have freinds that come over to my place and hang out and some want to check their email. I meet ladies and come back for a drink and they want to check their email.

For these reason I would never have my home page set to porn.
I mean, what a way to blow a pick up when the babe signs on and a beast site pops up. So I had to learn immediately how to change my home page. So I figure other surfers realize this also.

But seems like some webmasters don't realize that.
WHY? Because they don't have friends, don't meet ladies and live in a basement and that's why they think a surfer will keep their fucking hi-jacked page.


Sad.

Therefore; If your site tries to hi-jack my home page then I know you have no friends, you get no pussy and you live in a fucking basement.:Graucho

421Fill 01-30-2004 03:51 PM

ummm, your home page would be set to 'beastporn' if you didn't change it??

blackmonsters 01-30-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by turbo
ummm, your home page would be set to 'beastporn' if you didn't change it??
It could be. I just checked a submitted link for a traffic trade and they had a normal TGP but a beast site popup. They could have easily set the popup as the home page.

Some sites are not in the USA and beast content is legal for them but not for me.

Rorschach 01-30-2004 03:59 PM

There's nothng wrong with man beast love, don't knock it until you try it. Many women are also open minded about beast sex. I think you've been trying to pick up the wrong women.

blackmonsters 01-30-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
There's nothng wrong with man beast love, don't knock it until you try it. Many women are also open minded about beast sex. I think you've been trying to pick up the wrong women.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do they like to eat shit too? Can't wait to meet 'em.

I guess I know who is hi-jacking home pages now.

SykkBoy 01-30-2004 04:10 PM

use netscape or opera and that won't happen

EZRhino 01-30-2004 04:12 PM

Beast porn ha .......... hummmmmm :helpme

yys 01-30-2004 04:15 PM

"Webmaster that live in a basement and have no friends are the ones that... " pawn other designers work off as their own! :Graucho

blackmonsters 01-30-2004 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
use netscape or opera and that won't happen
True; but then how do I see all the bullshit that is happening to 95% of my surfers when I send them to these sites. I just remove the link to bullshit for me and my surfers.

Cash4Joins 01-30-2004 04:51 PM

your dates end with them checking their email?

weird

DarkJedi 01-30-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters


Therefore; If your site tries to hi-jack my home page then I know you have no friends, you get no pussy and you live in a fucking basement


This assumption is NOT correct.

WiredGuy 01-30-2004 05:30 PM

I prefer having my stats as my homepage. Ladies can check their email from my PC and stay for the stats :)

WG

blackmonsters 01-30-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cash4Joins
your dates end with them checking their email?

weird

Yeah! After we fuck all night and get up the next morning most web savy people might just think about checking email....unless they don't have any friends!

Damn; quit telling on yourself.


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