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She is 20 and you are 32?
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Be happy that you have a horny girl friend.
Not many chicks are goona play video games and fuck you all the time. Count your blessings. |
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I'll trade you a lexus for her.
He'll i'll even throw in my g/f for free, she'll do 3 sums. But won't cook you shit, and there is no way you will catch her ass cleaning or messaging you.
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This is fucking funny.
Ok, relax people, I am not dumping her. I am lucky to be living with such a beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful, considerate, attentive, 20 year old angel and I am just playing about the 3some thing -- she'd do it if I asked her to. |
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just don't put a ring on her finger.. its like cryptonite..
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But I did tell her I was waiting for the other shoe to drop (no woman is that perfect, right?) -- I asked her how long this amazing treatment goes on before she turns into Bitchgirl. She said that's just how she is and to get used to the great treatment, because I will be getting it until death do us part! So I figure she plans to poison me soon. ![]() |
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Leave her....
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Buff, enjoy it while it lasts. The sex, cooking, cleaning, etc.
When is the wedding?
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#69 |
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Buff,
Looks like U have a good thing goin...don't ruin it. Since most/all men have the silly fantacy of 2 women when it really is not all it's cut out to be (at least with a serious partner)...think, twice the biching/moaning haha and bills;). I thought it was all cool them fucking aroung while I was working, kinda turned me on. On every occasion I was in a 3 some I have yet to have a positive ending. Lost one from the jelousy thing, lost another from our sex lives not being as good without the third party (my bad, got too greedy), I think one turned lezbo...still waiting on the results. Good for her though..takes expierience to find one's path. Moral of the story is that letting another person in your bed complicates things emensly. Best advice 2 u bro is that if u want to partake in a 3some is do it on an hourly rate. Test with strangers, see how the water feels. Does your perfomance have some stamina? U may find that u are unable to handle 2 women and find yourself jellous on the sideline. OK it may have happened once or twice. But they won't stop when u finish and I'll tell ya it aint easy controling him (Mr. Winkey) when 2 fine women are fightin for the load. If u turn the pages too fast they may rip. You can't rush to the next chapter as each unfolds a new plot. What I'm saying is stick with the story and see where it takes you. She may soon want do this for u. Don't push your fanticies upon her especially when it involves another. If need be seek your fullfilment elsewhere and see if that is what u want to bring home. It takes a very mature mind to do what u are proposing to her. 32-20...Make or break my friend. It's not that easy to find a new gem like the one u got, and when u have a good thing I'm sure the next one won't wanna change or fuck with your relationship either. Keep us posted on your thoughts and any turn of events. ![]() all the best, CM
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Buff, you have to realize that her main problem with the 3some is that you insist on it being you, Brad and Billy while she's forced to watch. I'm sure if you asked her for something she'd actually be involved in, you might get a different response.
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Man I think your crazy if you leave her.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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No no no no no
shes hot keep her.
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Ask her if she does foursomes. Then call me
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You are a loser and don't deserve to be treated that well. You look like a trannie too! She should dump you for even considering dumping her for such a stupid thing
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Am I the only one who thinks this complete BS?
If this nerd had a girlfriend he would be over the moon, especially one that is into so many things he like. Buff Stop posting your daydreams. |
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tell her: "If u REALLY love me, you'll do the 3some"
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She's a foreigner looking to get married so she can stay in the US, right?
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IF this is a serious thread....Then you are one of the biggest fucking idiots I have EVER seen post here. EVER |
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Is that your sister or cousin? Cause she is way to hot for you (unless you have loads of cash)
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That red strip on her right hand looks like a college fuckfest entry pass
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Dude get real! She's way too good for you, so just be damn happy about that, I have no idea why you're thinking the way you do right now. I'm just gonna sit here and wait till she leaves you, then you'll make another post and cry about it.
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Bw, love your blog site !
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Obviously many of you feel inadequate, and rightly so. See, most of you suck, but I fucking rule. Most of you are pay-per-post, public "school" graduates who piss what little money you make away on pot.
But what is really funny is how many of you took this post seriously when the body of the text was in obvious contradiction to the conclusion. Serge is right -- 80% of you are morons. |
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You should get rid of her because she's using you for money, Not because she wont have a 3some
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lol thats really what you think? im glad
![]() but i'm not shur if i want to see another woman touch and taste the thing that is most precious to me. you guys don't fuck a girl that you don't find good looking so. im scared to! to see the desir in the eyes of my b/f but for another women than me , and what happens if i do get jealous, it will fuck up every thing with my man 4 what. so im totally with her to be scared, and its normal. if you truly care for the person your with, your gonna ask your self question for shur if you want to share your love with someone else. so if you do leave her your an asshole ![]() |
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Thats funny coming from someone who either: A: Puts a picture on a board with some girl claiming to be his girlfriend when in reality she is not. or, B: She really is your girlfriend and you feel so insecure about yourself that you feel a need to put her picture on here in a feeble attempt to impress people you don't even know. Either way YOU are the inadequate and insecure one. |
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Dude dump her and I will take care of her for you.
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DAH!!
![]() that's one of the most beutiful girls I have EVER seen... If the things you say is true, I would definatly stay as long as I could!!
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Nice girl!
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It's hard to find a nice girl like this, so behave her but I know that it's hard to be with one girl always.
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um, no. most men never have it as good as it sounds like you do.
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Let her do it and then show us some pics
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