My 1st wife and I divorced over religious differences... - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 01-30-2004, 02:35 PM

She thought she was a Goddess... And I didn't.

Ain't THAT the truth?

Donny · 01-30-2004, 02:39 PM

Any other funny / crazy / outrageous sayings? Post them here.

Like this:

I like cats too! Let's exchange recipes.

or

Does this condom make me look fat?

Donny · 01-30-2004, 02:40 PM

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

wdsguy · 01-30-2004, 02:40 PM

lol I'm never gettin married

Donny · 01-30-2004, 02:42 PM

This feels so good! It feels so right! I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!

Donny · 01-30-2004, 02:43 PM

Our love will never become cold and hollow.
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Donny · 01-30-2004, 02:48 PM

Betty, the town gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the town's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several local residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. However, she made a mistake when she recently accused Ted, a local man, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar one afternoon. Ted, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away without saying a word.

Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night

pussyluver · 01-30-2004, 02:55 PM

Thanks for the laughs Donovan.

The galleries too.

axelcat · 01-30-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
She thought she was a Goddess... And I didn't.

Ain't THAT the truth?

nice one

TheEnforcer · 01-30-2004, 03:09 PM

Good one!!

01-30-2004, 02:35 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	My 1st wife and I divorced over religious differences... She thought she was a Goddess... And I didn't. Ain't THAT the truth?

01-30-2004, 02:48 PM	#7
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Betty, the town gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the town's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several local residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. However, she made a mistake when she recently accused Ted, a local man, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar one afternoon. Ted, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away without saying a word. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night Last edited by DonovanPhillips; 01-30-2004 at 02:53 PM..

01-30-2004, 03:09 PM	#10
TheEnforcer Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,855	Good one!! __________________ Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

01-30-2004, 02:39 PM	#2
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Any other funny / crazy / outrageous sayings? Post them here. Like this: I like cats too! Let's exchange recipes. or Does this condom make me look fat?

01-30-2004, 02:40 PM	#3
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

01-30-2004, 02:40 PM	#4
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	lol I'm never gettin married

01-30-2004, 02:42 PM	#5
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	This feels so good! It feels so right! I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!

01-30-2004, 02:43 PM	#6
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

01-30-2004, 02:55 PM	#8
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Thanks for the laughs Donovan. The galleries too.