My 1st wife and I divorced over religious differences...
 

She thought she was a Goddess... And I didn't.



Ain't THAT the truth?

Any other funny / crazy / outrageous sayings? Post them here.


Like this:


I like cats too! Let's exchange recipes.

or

Does this condom make me look fat?

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

lol I'm never gettin married

This feels so good! It feels so right! I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!

Our love will never become cold and hollow.
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Betty, the town gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the town's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several local residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. However, she made a mistake when she recently accused Ted, a local man, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar one afternoon. Ted, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away without saying a word.

Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night

Thanks for the laughs Donovan.

The galleries too.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice one

:1orglaugh

Good one!! :thumbsup