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Tala · 01-30-2004, 02:43 AM

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were learning to use lipstick and would put it on in the school bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Exasperated by the continual janitorial memo's, the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

jasonir · 01-30-2004, 02:44 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

echodotcom · 01-30-2004, 02:45 AM

lol . piss water

ModelPerfect · 01-30-2004, 02:49 AM

That's great...

jas1552 · 01-30-2004, 02:52 AM

haha good idea

eiht_98 · 01-30-2004, 02:54 AM

foolio · 01-30-2004, 02:56 AM

hahaha, thats fucking awesome! I wonder if tis true - I bet you if that really happened ina large city some parent would sue the school

echodotcom · 01-30-2004, 02:58 AM

how about not let the girls know about it . so they could kiss shit water next time

VeriSexy · 01-30-2004, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were learning to use lipstick and would put it on in the school bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Exasperated by the continual janitorial memo's, the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

Haha, janitor is a genius

jasonir · 01-30-2004, 03:07 AM

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

But he had an idea how he could effectively deal with this troubling situation. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline for the entire term.

Tala · 01-30-2004, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by jasonir
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

But he had an idea how he could effectively deal with this troubling situation. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline for the entire term.

Hilarious!!

ModelPerfect · 01-30-2004, 03:25 AM

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Originally posted by Tala

Hilarious!!

I second that!

body · 01-30-2004, 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by Tala

Hilarious!!

silent moan · 01-30-2004, 06:51 AM

lolz....nice one!

Vitasoy · 01-30-2004, 07:11 AM

lol, good one.

Angie · 01-30-2004, 07:15 AM

rigrunner · 01-30-2004, 07:22 AM

hahaha nice one

Marie · 01-30-2004, 07:26 AM

nice!

Adultnet · 01-30-2004, 07:27 AM

kowntafit · 01-30-2004, 08:26 AM

I was thinking of something like that as I was reading it.

nathan_f · 01-30-2004, 08:29 AM

Nice! I'd love to see a bunch of kids faces when shown that.

SLAiN787 · 01-30-2004, 08:33 AM

Head · 01-30-2004, 08:33 AM

Clever!

Slick · 01-30-2004, 08:36 AM

My teacher came into class, stapled his tie to his cheast and I was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

wdsguy · 01-30-2004, 08:39 AM

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jasonir Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toro'no Posts: 1,887	A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. But he had an idea how he could effectively deal with this troubling situation. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. He had no trouble with discipline for the entire term.

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