Yucky but funny....
 

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were learning to use lipstick and would put it on in the school bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Exasperated by the continual janitorial memo's, the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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lol . piss water

That's great...:thumbsup

haha good idea

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hahaha, thats fucking awesome! I wonder if tis true - I bet you if that really happened ina large city some parent would sue the school

how about not let the girls know about it . so they could kiss shit water next time :1orglaugh

Haha, janitor is a genius :1orglaugh

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

But he had an idea how he could effectively deal with this troubling situation. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline for the entire term.

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Hilarious!!

I second that!

lolz....nice one! :1orglaugh

lol, good one.

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hahaha nice one:1orglaugh

nice!

fun :1orglaugh

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I was thinking of something like that as I was reading it.

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Nice! I'd love to see a bunch of kids faces when shown that. :thumbsup

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Clever!

My teacher came into class, stapled his tie to his cheast and I was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

lol