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Decode what this dude is saying
ok, lets decode what this guy is talking about, its over my head,
some surfers are really fucked -----Original Message----- From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:43 PM To: [email protected] Subject: surfer QST. IS THERE THAT MANY FEMALES THAT JUST FUCKING DO THIS FOR $$? IT COST ME$$$ JUST TO COME HOME TO WHAT EVER. BEANS? HOT DOGS? THIS IS BULLSHIT MAN.----LADY-- MISS--MRS---. THE WORLD IS EVERY BODY LOVE TO FUCK RIGHT! SOME OF THESE GIRLS CANT EVEN HOLD A FART IN! JUST ONE MAN OPIN. NASTY SHIT! EACH TO HIS OWN. |
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I think that he wants to be in porn for money.
Then he can eat something other than beans and hot dogs every night.
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Simple enough...
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classic.
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sounds like he was rejected in his own jerk off fantasies... you'd be pissed, too if you couldn't even get laid in your own jerk off seesions.
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i think he's basically expressing his opinion that all woman are whores, or, at least to him they are, since he apparently can't get laid unless he pays for it.
not sure about the fart comment though. maybe his previous girlfriends had really bad gas.
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its a Bushism now that is proof that Bush surfs porn! who else could write like that? |
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Hi Jason, I think that's the most appropriate thing to do in this case lol My best translation of what he said was, "It's ok for me to pay for porn but how do these women do it? They must be loose."
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nice
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as someone that wears longjons, send him the pic of the hamster.
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Ah yes.. the average webtv user. haha
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I think he is saying that he likes to smoke crack. |
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ok he replied,
-----Original Message----- From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 3:58 PM To: Jason Angell Subject: RE: surfer QST. YOU WANTED SURFER OPIN. I GAVE MINE. THE BUNNY WITH THE PAN CAKE WAS CUTE! WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS! THE FEMALES ON YOUR SITE LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF HAS-BEENS DOUCHE BAGS. I WAS NOT RUDE IN MY E MAIL. YOU WANT HEAR FROM ME AGIAN. HOPE YOU DO THE SAME SPANKY. I WILL GUST CHANGE MY ADDY. |
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hhahaha.. you sent him the bunny pic.. shit thats funny all by itself.
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send him to *******.com
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Why you do this?
You fuck me now on GFY? Damn fuck ass.
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We'll see if I ever email you from my mom's webtv anymore.
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He is wondering why so many females are willing to give it all up for $$$ He comes home and all his wife cooks him is beans and hotdogs. Everyone in the world loves to fuck. He is trying to address you properly in case you are a Woman or Man. Wants to get your title right. (so he being respectful lol) He thinks the girls assholes are so large from being penetrated. How's that ? ![]() |
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hmm maybe that ******* thing wasnt my best idea..
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-----Original Message-----
From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:43 PM To: [email protected] Subject: surfer QST. IS THERE THAT MANY FEMALES THAT JUST FUCKING DO THIS FOR $$? IT COST ME$$$ JUST TO COME HOME TO WHAT EVER. BEANS? HOT DOGS? THIS IS BULLSHIT MAN.----LADY-- MISS--MRS---. THE WORLD IS EVERY BODY LOVE TO FUCK RIGHT! SOME OF THESE GIRLS CANT EVEN HOLD A FART IN! JUST ONE MAN OPIN. NASTY SHIT! EACH TO HIS OWN. -----Original Message----- From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 3:58 PM To: Jason Angell Subject: RE: surfer QST. YOU WANTED SURFER OPIN. I GAVE MINE. THE BUNNY WITH THE PAN CAKE WAS CUTE! WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS! THE FEMALES ON YOUR SITE LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF HAS-BEENS DOUCHE BAGS. I WAS NOT RUDE IN MY E MAIL. YOU WANT HEAR FROM ME AGIAN. HOPE YOU DO THE SAME SPANKY. I WILL GUST CHANGE MY ADDY. |
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I tired my best to translate it !
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This dude is drunk and sad.
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ok now someone decode his entire conversation with me,
-----Original Message----- From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:43 PM To: [email protected] Subject: surfer QST. IS THERE THAT MANY FEMALES THAT JUST FUCKING DO THIS FOR $$? IT COST ME$$$ JUST TO COME HOME TO WHAT EVER. BEANS? HOT DOGS? THIS IS BULLSHIT MAN.----LADY-- MISS--MRS---. THE WORLD IS EVERY BODY LOVE TO FUCK RIGHT! SOME OF THESE GIRLS CANT EVEN HOLD A FART IN! JUST ONE MAN OPIN. NASTY SHIT! EACH TO HIS OWN. ----------------------------- I reply with the bunny ----------------------------- -----Original Message----- From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 3:58 PM To: Jason Angell Subject: RE: surfer QST. YOU WANTED SURFER OPIN. I GAVE MINE. THE BUNNY WITH THE PAN CAKE WAS CUTE! WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS! THE FEMALES ON YOUR SITE LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF HAS-BEENS DOUCHE BAGS. I WAS NOT RUDE IN MY E MAIL. YOU WANT HEAR FROM ME AGIAN. HOPE YOU DO THE SAME SPANKY. I WILL GUST CHANGE MY ADDY. --------------------------------- I reply with ******* ---------------------------------- -----Original Message----- From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 8:33 PM To: Jason Angell Subject: RE: surfer QST. YOUR FUCKING SICK. REMEMBER ???? YOUR SENDING -----( REAL MAIL) DUMMY! PLEASE DONT BOTHER THIS ADDY AGAN. EACH TO THERE OWN. RESPECT THAT. I WILL. YOU HAVE A LOT TO LOSE. DONT BE STUPID. |
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alot to loose from a guy on web TV? okay......
his first email made sense when translated I get this shit all the fucking time.... ... maybe I will post one of my own... gotta find my fav AOL kid he was funny... |
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From all those messages, I gather that HIS CAPS LOCK MUST HAVE BEEN ON.
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