Decode what this dude is saying
 

ok, lets decode what this guy is talking about, its over my head,

some surfers are really fucked

-----Original Message-----
From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:43 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer QST.


IS THERE THAT MANY FEMALES THAT JUST FUCKING DO THIS FOR $$? IT COST
ME$$$ JUST TO COME HOME TO WHAT EVER. BEANS? HOT DOGS? THIS IS BULLSHIT
MAN.----LADY-- MISS--MRS---. THE WORLD IS EVERY BODY LOVE TO FUCK RIGHT!
SOME OF THESE GIRLS CANT EVEN HOLD A FART IN! JUST ONE MAN OPIN.
NASTY SHIT! EACH TO HIS OWN.

I think that he wants to be in porn for money.

Then he can eat something other than beans and hot dogs every night.

Simple enough...

http://www.andrewkavanaugh.ca/img/noidea.jpg

classic.


webtv.net :1orglaugh

sounds like he was rejected in his own jerk off fantasies... you'd be pissed, too if you couldn't even get laid in your own jerk off seesions. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh I guess he doesn't like anal whores

I missed that rabit

im gonna email him the rabit,

i think he's basically expressing his opinion that all woman are whores, or, at least to him they are, since he apparently can't get laid unless he pays for it.

not sure about the fart comment though. maybe his previous girlfriends had really bad gas.

Throw in the good ol' GFY trademark while you're writting the email....

http://www.andrewkavanaugh.ca/img/gfy.gif

its a Bushism

now that is proof that Bush surfs porn!
who else could write like that?

Hi Jason, I think that's the most appropriate thing to do in this case lol


My best translation of what he said was, "It's ok for me to pay for porn but how do these women do it? They must be loose."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

... upgrade 2.0

http://www.adultexpectations.com/gfy/pancake.jpg

nice

as someone that wears longjons, send him the pic of the hamster.

Ah yes.. the average webtv user. haha

I think he is saying that he likes to smoke crack.

ok he replied,

-----Original Message-----
From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 3:58 PM
To: Jason Angell
Subject: RE: surfer QST.


YOU WANTED SURFER OPIN. I GAVE MINE. THE BUNNY WITH THE PAN CAKE WAS
CUTE! WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS! THE FEMALES ON YOUR SITE LOOK LIKE A
BUNCH OF HAS-BEENS DOUCHE BAGS. I WAS NOT RUDE IN MY E MAIL. YOU WANT
HEAR FROM ME AGIAN. HOPE YOU DO THE SAME SPANKY. I WILL GUST CHANGE MY
ADDY.

hhahaha.. you sent him the bunny pic.. shit thats funny all by itself.

send him to *******.com

Why you do this?

You fuck me now on GFY?

Damn fuck ass.

We'll see if I ever email you from my mom's webtv anymore.

:321GFY

done and done,

well see if he replies,

I will try and decipher what this person is saying.

He is wondering why so many females are willing to give it all up for $$$

He comes home and all his wife cooks him is beans and hotdogs.
Everyone in the world loves to fuck.

He is trying to address you properly in case you are a Woman or Man. Wants to get your title right. (so he being respectful lol)

He thinks the girls assholes are so large from being penetrated.

How's that ?

:winkwink:

Hello Sir, I was unaware that there were so many females who just had sexual intercourse for some type of monitary exchange. It costs me a decent amount of income just to come home to my unsatisfactory lifestyle consisting of many things and fueled by beans and hotdogs for meals. This is bullshit Jason, just bullshit. The world is supposed to be about love, peace, unity and constant intercourse right? Some of the females on your website cannot even prevent themselves from flatulating on camera from the vast amounts of anal sex they have daily. I'm just one man hoping for a break, for a better life, for happiness. Your website provides me with enough porn to forget about my pathetic life for just a few hours, for that I thank you. I could not do what you do daily sir, the amount of time and effort - I'm simply too lazy and stupid. To each his own Jason, thank you once again for your outstanding service.

hmm maybe that ******* thing wasnt my best idea.. :(

but then again, i invested in nortel pre 2000.

-----Original Message-----
From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:43 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer QST.


IS THERE THAT MANY FEMALES THAT JUST FUCKING DO THIS FOR $$? IT COST
ME$$$ JUST TO COME HOME TO WHAT EVER. BEANS? HOT DOGS? THIS IS BULLSHIT
MAN.----LADY-- MISS--MRS---. THE WORLD IS EVERY BODY LOVE TO FUCK RIGHT!
SOME OF THESE GIRLS CANT EVEN HOLD A FART IN! JUST ONE MAN OPIN.
NASTY SHIT! EACH TO HIS OWN.

-----Original Message-----
From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 3:58 PM
To: Jason Angell
Subject: RE: surfer QST.


YOU WANTED SURFER OPIN. I GAVE MINE. THE BUNNY WITH THE PAN CAKE WAS
CUTE! WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS! THE FEMALES ON YOUR SITE LOOK LIKE A
BUNCH OF HAS-BEENS DOUCHE BAGS. I WAS NOT RUDE IN MY E MAIL. YOU WANT
HEAR FROM ME AGIAN. HOPE YOU DO THE SAME SPANKY. I WILL GUST CHANGE MY
ADDY.

Yo buss dis. Are dere any females dat jus do dis fuh duckets ? It cos me duckets JUST To come home to what ever. See what I'm sayin? Beans ? Hotdog, what ever........ dis be bullshit man.----hoe-- Miss--Mrs---. all yall in de world loves to fuck.... right! Some uh dese young hos can;t evun hold a fart in! Jus one mans opinion. Nasty Shit! Each his own. Sheeit!

I tired my best to translate it !

This dude is drunk and sad.

WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ok now someone decode his entire conversation with me,


-----Original Message-----
From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:43 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer QST.


IS THERE THAT MANY FEMALES THAT JUST FUCKING DO THIS FOR $$? IT COST
ME$$$ JUST TO COME HOME TO WHAT EVER. BEANS? HOT DOGS? THIS IS BULLSHIT
MAN.----LADY-- MISS--MRS---. THE WORLD IS EVERY BODY LOVE TO FUCK RIGHT!
SOME OF THESE GIRLS CANT EVEN HOLD A FART IN! JUST ONE MAN OPIN.
NASTY SHIT! EACH TO HIS OWN.

-----------------------------
I reply with the bunny
-----------------------------

-----Original Message-----
From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 3:58 PM
To: Jason Angell
Subject: RE: surfer QST.


YOU WANTED SURFER OPIN. I GAVE MINE. THE BUNNY WITH THE PAN CAKE WAS
CUTE! WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS! THE FEMALES ON YOUR SITE LOOK LIKE A
BUNCH OF HAS-BEENS DOUCHE BAGS. I WAS NOT RUDE IN MY E MAIL. YOU WANT
HEAR FROM ME AGIAN. HOPE YOU DO THE SAME SPANKY. I WILL GUST CHANGE MY
ADDY.


---------------------------------
I reply with *******
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-----Original Message-----
From: Just Me [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 8:33 PM
To: Jason Angell
Subject: RE: surfer QST.


YOUR FUCKING SICK. REMEMBER ???? YOUR SENDING -----( REAL MAIL) DUMMY!
PLEASE DONT BOTHER THIS ADDY AGAN. EACH TO THERE OWN. RESPECT THAT. I
WILL. YOU HAVE A LOT TO LOSE. DONT BE STUPID.

alot to loose from a guy on web TV? okay......

his first email made sense when translated I get this shit all the fucking time....

... maybe I will post one of my own... gotta find my fav AOL kid he was funny...

:eek7

You have a lot to lose, be careful :winkwink:

LOL
Reminds me of a conversation one of my camgirls had on Yahoo:

inches12: hey babe want cyber with hot mans?
camgirl: Only if you really have 12 inches :)
inches12: yes big hot cock mans LOL
camgirl: Yeah, sure, right
inches12: plz?
camgirl: You still there?
inches12: How big tits have?
camgirl: What a unique accent you have :)
inches12: excuse plz?
camgirl: You're excused, don't do it again
camgirl: :P
inches12: No
inches12: You want cyber me?
camgirl: How do I do that?
inches12: Put webcam in pussy
inches12: yes?
camgirl: No, rather not, thanks :)
inches12: But you hot sessy chick with cum, yes?
camgirl: nope, I'm not hot sessy chick with cum :P
inches12: I have goodness
camgirl: Well, that changes everything, doesn't it?
camgirl: must suck somewhat to be you, though
inches12: Yes you suck now
inches12: big wet pussy tits girls suck mans hard
camgirl: Watch it, you're becoming incoherent.
camgirl: Wanna suck my dick?
camgirl: Pretty please?
inches12: No me no like dicksuck
camgirl: C'mon, try it, you might like it!
inches12: No homo me bastard
inches12: hahahaha you man
camgirl: True :-)
camgirl: Nah, just kidding, I'm a girl, promise
inches12: Bitch fuck way!
camgirl: Charming

I think he's saying, "now please send me goatse.cz and whatever other weird pics you have, and please opt me into weird porn email lists.

He definatly asked for the picture of the woman squirting an enema out of her ass on to her face i think...Perv tut tut

lol

I think Ill leave him alone,

I dont want to be mean,

From all those messages, I gather that HIS CAPS LOCK MUST HAVE BEEN ON.

Pretty funny shit in anycase.

Good to see you while you were in town ... was a fun time. :thumbsup