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foolio · 01-29-2004, 02:36 AM

200 dead people

V_RocKs · 01-29-2004, 02:43 AM

What drama.... I just turned off Friends and got me a soda, keep it coming people... Call the nielsons people and get me some numbers on this shit. And get me Steve Bochco on the phone, I think we have a replacement for NYPD Blue.

baddog · 01-29-2004, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn

cant sing yet we have 2 other rolls we have to fill! the dog and the cop that gets his ass kicked by gadget each time

if I am the dog, will you rub my tummy and let me hump your leg?

Brujah · 01-29-2004, 02:46 AM

i refuse to post in this thread.

baddog · 01-29-2004, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe

http://www.harlotcash.com/ ?

am guessing some affiliates won't be seeing their checks

KC · 01-29-2004, 02:49 AM

This is bullshit.

a) BigV (isn't that a sporting goods store)? is a new nick.
b) Why would he come to GFY unless he's already a user?
c) Why wouldn't he use his real nick? Does he have something to hide?
d) This idiot doesn't even know that his "friend" lives in GB and not the US.

It's bullshit... If I'm wrong and the harlot dude really did try to OD, then I guess he's fucked.

He should have ICQ'd someone A LOT smarter than [BigV].

polish_aristocrat · 01-29-2004, 02:51 AM

hey, does harlotcash.com load for you...?
for me not...

KC · 01-29-2004, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
hey, does harlotcash.com load for you...?
for me not...

QUICK SOMEONE DIAL 9-1-1!!!!

Smokey The Bear · 01-29-2004, 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by KC

QUICK SOMEONE DIAL 9-1-1!!!!

They said it loaded fine for them

pornkitten · 01-29-2004, 02:58 AM

is this a sick joke because its not funny if it is

someone tell me if this guy is alive and okay..

Observing · 01-29-2004, 02:59 AM

you have just been PUNKD

ModelPerfect · 01-29-2004, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
200 dead people

dude, that's just wrong!

polish_aristocrat · 01-29-2004, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ModelPerfect

dude, that's just wrong!

Yeah, that's the thing I DON'T like about GFY...

Vitasoy · 01-29-2004, 03:01 AM

sigh...

RedShoe · 01-29-2004, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornkitten
is this a sick joke because its not funny if it is

someone tell me if this guy is alive and okay..

And what fucking difference would it make to you if he lives or dies? Who cares?

Fuck 'em, I say let him die. Killing yourself is a lot harder than you think. If he wants to do it, who the fuck are we to mess up his shit?

You go girl. Although, it's quicker I think, if you just do the old "head-in-front-of the-shotgun-trick".

Either way, good luck to you and your suicide.

ModelPerfect · 01-29-2004, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

Yeah, that's the thing I DON'T like about GFY...

no doubt...

polish_aristocrat · 01-29-2004, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

Either way, good luck to you and your suicide.

and vice versa

DarkJedi · 01-29-2004, 03:11 AM

Just woke up.

Can somebody please sum up this drama ? Dont feel like reading trhu 5 pages. Thanks.

kane · 01-29-2004, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [BigV]
someone from GFY already called law enforcement.
I have cable internet, no telehpone
I'm wanted by police , so I can't identify myself. no neighborhoods or payphones in my area. I'm close to gfy as harlotcash , so it's was the only place to seek a help.
all of you who laughed about it , are simply idiots . you don't ever realized the pressure of death in your life . grow the fuck up

so I don't want to sound like an asshole or anything but this sounds pretty lame. First, you have cable internet but no phone. and you have no neighbors and no payphones anywhere near you. That seems pretty unrealistic but what gets me is that you say you are wanted by the police so you can't identify yourself. So this guy must not have meant that much to you if you were unwilling to risk your personal freedom to save his life.

Merrioc · 01-29-2004, 03:22 AM

http://www.valiumaddiction.com/v-overdose.htm

this is lame...

dicknixon · 01-29-2004, 03:26 AM

Not to sound inhumane or anything . . . but this sounds like a prank . .some poor guy is probably getting woken up by amulances right now . . . . I could be wrong . .but taking the time to register censor & post just doesn't make any sense. . But . .who knows . .

Roald · 01-29-2004, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Just woke up.

Can somebody please sum up this drama ? Dont feel like reading trhu 5 pages. Thanks.

Some punk getting a nick on GFY to ask us to call an ambulance for this dying dude. That sums it all up

KaLi · 01-29-2004, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Observing
you have just been PUNKD

I dunno... I just found that funny.

eiht_98 · 01-29-2004, 03:48 AM

is the guy alive or what?

ldinternet · 01-29-2004, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
This is bullshit.

a) BigV (isn't that a sporting goods store)? is a new nick.
b) Why would he come to GFY unless he's already a user?
c) Why wouldn't he use his real nick? Does he have something to hide?
d) This idiot doesn't even know that his "friend" lives in GB and not the US.

He's also wanted by police.

KC · 01-29-2004, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet

He's also wanted by police.

haha, true..

He's wanted by the police.. and he's afraid that if he calls an emergency line in another country they will immediately notify his local authorities which will result in his arrest.

Shouldn't we be more focused on why this retard (no offense to those who are actually mentally retarded!) is wanted by the police??? lol

Living For Today · 01-29-2004, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by KRL

Come on. You can't be serious. Someone is OD'ing and they're taking the time to register, post pleas for help on GFY, and continuing to post for a long time while someone is supposedly dying?

What are we supposed to do? Call 911 and say,

"911. What is your emergency?"

"Hi I think someone just took a bottle of valium and may be in trouble and needs help."

"How do you know this sir?"

"I just saw it on a porn message board."

"And who are you sir?"

"I'm Amputate Your Head"

"What?"

"Amputate Your Head"

"What is the web address?"

"Go Fuck Yourself."

"Excuse me sir?"

"I said Go Fuck Yourself god damnit."

Click . . . . . . End of call . . .

That was the funniest post ive read for a while!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-29-2004, 06:11 AM

just an fyi in an otherwise crazy thread...in the uk it isn't 911 it is 999

jasmine · 01-29-2004, 06:20 AM

This is very sad. Wonder if he is ok ?

01-29-2004, 06:28 AM

Is he dead yet?

Meta Ridley · 01-29-2004, 06:55 AM

here ya go

montel · 01-29-2004, 07:07 AM

so what has happened?

Lykos · 01-29-2004, 07:08 AM

jimboc · 01-29-2004, 07:19 AM

This county borders Devon UK, some funny calls here http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk..._999_calls.asp

natkejs · 01-29-2004, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [BigV]
emergency case
Harlot Dyker in bad situation
_______________________

Harlot Cash (1:16) :
I am at the end.
*********************** censored
I have just eaten a box of valium and do not want to be part of life's game any more.
My wife is wel ooket afte an she haw some cash
************************ censored

WHOEVERS KNOWS THIS ADDRESS , CALL AMBULANCES NOW
Estera Dyer
Utellnet
[email protected]
6 Slade valley Rd.
Ilfracombe, Devon ex34-8le GB
Please HELP , IT"S not JOKE , I don't have any options for call.
PLEASE CALL AMBULANCES RIGHT NOW

like anyone will die from a box of valium, that's just silly.

Krille · 01-29-2004, 07:25 AM

ambulance arrived yet?

natkejs · 01-29-2004, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today

That was the funniest post ive read for a while!

I 2nd that ...

Angie · 01-29-2004, 07:31 AM

Crazy thread, so is it all bullshit or what?

reynold · 01-29-2004, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by Angie
Crazy thread, so is it all bullshit or what?

strange this thread died at once

broke · 01-29-2004, 12:28 PM

So -- when will the post from the 'grieving widow' come -- complete with the paypal donate button?

69pornlinks · 01-29-2004, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

hmmm.... possibly. THis could all be leading up to "well where did he get it?" and then BAM! we get spammed with his pill site.

hey, it's possible.

LMFAO

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

Come on. You can't be serious. Someone is OD'ing and they're taking the time to register, post pleas for help on GFY, and continuing to post for a long time while someone is supposedly dying?

What are we supposed to do? Call 911 and say,

"911. What is your emergency?"

"Hi I think someone just took a bottle of valium and may be in trouble and needs help."

"How do you know this sir?"

"I just saw it on a porn message board."

"And who are you sir?"

"I'm Amputate Your Head"

"What?"

"Amputate Your Head"

"What is the web address?"

"Go Fuck Yourself."

"Excuse me sir?"

"I said Go Fuck Yourself god damnit."

Click . . . . . . End of call . . .

polish_aristocrat · 01-29-2004, 02:27 PM

HarlotCash.com still doesn't load for me.......

Trax · 01-29-2004, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
HarlotCash.com still doesn't load for me.......

means he is dead now

what a shame

GonePhishing · 01-29-2004, 03:02 PM

"I've been lied to"

ldinternet · 01-29-2004, 04:25 PM

This is the worst publicity stunt I have ever seen.

01-29-2004, 02:36 AM	#201
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01-29-2004, 02:46 AM	#204
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01-29-2004, 02:49 AM	#206
KC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 1995 Posts: 2,417	This is bullshit. a) BigV (isn't that a sporting goods store)? is a new nick. b) Why would he come to GFY unless he's already a user? c) Why wouldn't he use his real nick? Does he have something to hide? d) This idiot doesn't even know that his "friend" lives in GB and not the US. It's bullshit... If I'm wrong and the harlot dude really did try to OD, then I guess he's fucked. He should have ICQ'd someone A LOT smarter than [BigV]. __________________ Jupiter Hosting, Inc. Vice President, Business Development kc (AT) jupiterhosting.com

01-29-2004, 02:51 AM	#207
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01-29-2004, 02:58 AM	#210
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01-29-2004, 02:43 AM	#202
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	What drama.... I just turned off Friends and got me a soda, keep it coming people... Call the nielsons people and get me some numbers on this shit. And get me Steve Bochco on the phone, I think we have a replacement for NYPD Blue.

01-29-2004, 02:59 AM	#211
Observing Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 809	you have just been PUNKD __________________ ICQ: 278-457-533

01-29-2004, 03:01 AM	#214
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	sigh... __________________ [email protected]

01-29-2004, 03:11 AM	#218
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Just woke up. Can somebody please sum up this drama ? Dont feel like reading trhu 5 pages. Thanks.

01-29-2004, 03:22 AM	#220
Merrioc Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 249	http://www.valiumaddiction.com/v-overdose.htm this is lame...

01-29-2004, 03:26 AM	#221
dicknixon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 548	Not to sound inhumane or anything . . . but this sounds like a prank . .some poor guy is probably getting woken up by amulances right now . . . . I could be wrong . .but taking the time to register censor & post just doesn't make any sense. . But . .who knows . .

01-29-2004, 03:48 AM	#224
eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	is the guy alive or what?

01-29-2004, 06:11 AM	#228
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	just an fyi in an otherwise crazy thread...in the uk it isn't 911 it is 999

01-29-2004, 06:20 AM	#229
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01-29-2004, 06:28 AM	#230
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Is he dead yet?

01-29-2004, 06:55 AM	#231
Meta Ridley Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The land of ruleface and kickass Posts: 3,433	here ya go __________________ [email protected]

01-29-2004, 07:07 AM	#232
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01-29-2004, 07:08 AM	#233
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01-29-2004, 07:19 AM	#234
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01-29-2004, 07:25 AM	#236
Krille Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bangkok Posts: 2,436	ambulance arrived yet?

01-29-2004, 07:31 AM	#238
Angie Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In The Sun Posts: 460	Crazy thread, so is it all bullshit or what?

01-29-2004, 12:28 PM	#240
broke Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Someplace Windy Posts: 4,501	So -- when will the post from the 'grieving widow' come -- complete with the paypal donate button? __________________ Perfect Gonzo

01-29-2004, 02:27 PM	#242
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	HarlotCash.com still doesn't load for me....... __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

01-29-2004, 03:02 PM	#244
GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	"I've been lied to" __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

01-29-2004, 04:25 PM	#245
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	This is the worst publicity stunt I have ever seen.