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lil2rich4u2 · 01-23-2004, 05:00 AM

you work for a company thats openly looking for Sr. Management.

Your immidediate superviser has the pull to get you into this cushy $300k/yr job, BUT he wants the favor!!

he calls you in your office to discuss a few issues, he says how he would really like to see you move up the latter, but there is one thing that still needs to be decided. He slowly unzips his pants.

Do you;

a) ask what exactly he wants you to do, and do it.

b) ask what he wants you to do, then run to HR dept.

c) jerk him off and he jizz on your face, but you wont swallow.

d) other (explain below)

lagwagon · 01-23-2004, 05:02 AM

lil2rich4u2 · 01-23-2004, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon
fag

Addam - RichRealm · 01-23-2004, 05:05 AM

How 'bout no

Ironhorse · 01-23-2004, 05:09 AM

Rich, I knew you loved the cock..

Mutt · 01-23-2004, 05:11 AM

enough with this ruse Rich - you'd suck off the entire board of directors, senior and middle management, the mail room and the janitorial staff for nothing.

you are bisexual, actually probably a full fledged pole smoking fag, but because you were brought up a certain way you've adapted to tolerate pussy to fit in with your surroundings. If i had to guess, by the time you are 40 you will be living as a gay man happily. Some guys it takes til middle age and even later to finally be comfortable with their gayness.

DarkJedi · 01-23-2004, 05:14 AM

Rich and his sick fantasies

Rorschach · 01-23-2004, 05:20 AM

A;nother great lil2rich thread.

Chong · 01-23-2004, 05:27 AM

your threads are continually getting worse and worse.

Kicker · 01-23-2004, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon
fag

yeviking · 01-23-2004, 08:15 AM

gornyhuy · 01-23-2004, 08:23 AM

Rich,
There is a great job opening at my company...
I need to talk to you in my office.

Snowman · 01-23-2004, 08:26 AM

no money in the world could defeat the shame and disgcust of sucking a man's dick

PrivateIvy · 01-23-2004, 08:30 AM

How about on the radio station I listen to, yesterday they had a contest to win Brittney Spears concert tickets...2 straight fathers had to kiss and the one that backed away first lost.

Neither of them backed away they said..for 14 minutes and they both got the concert tickets for their daughters.

Wonder if they told their daughters how they won the tickets?

Ivy

Shok · 01-23-2004, 08:39 AM

This is an episode of Mr. Show

Rob · 01-23-2004, 09:12 AM

d) Slowly walk up licking your lips (you have to sell him on the fact that you're about to suck the skin off his wood). Get down onto your knees right in front of him....THEN UPPERCUT THAT SICK FUCK RIGHT IN HIS TWIG AND BERRIES!!!! If you catch it just right, his half exposed dick will get caught in the zipper and ripped to shreds. Hell, even if you hit it wrong it's going to hurt like fucking nobodie's business!

Then sue him for sexual harrassment!

y0nki · 01-23-2004, 09:58 AM

d) at first look at him surprised, take off your coat, take a look around, find the heaviest object in the room, grab it quickly and while singing your favorite song throw that shit over his stiff cock and beat him to death or till you finish singing, you can whistle too. I won't think it twice, neither pulling a list of options in my mind. Damn.

Rick Latona · 01-23-2004, 10:04 AM

I think I'm getting my money worth out of his signature!

stocktrader23 · 01-23-2004, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
How about on the radio station I listen to, yesterday they had a contest to win Brittney Spears concert tickets...2 straight fathers had to kiss and the one that backed away first lost.

Neither of them backed away they said..for 14 minutes and they both got the concert tickets for their daughters.

Wonder if they told their daughters how they won the tickets?

Ivy

Raf1 · 01-23-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
How about on the radio station I listen to, yesterday they had a contest to win Brittney Spears concert tickets...2 straight fathers had to kiss and the one that backed away first lost.

Neither of them backed away they said..for 14 minutes and they both got the concert tickets for their daughters.

Wonder if they told their daughters how they won the tickets?

Ivy

RockDaddy · 01-23-2004, 10:11 AM

Congrats on the promotion!

TheLegacy · 01-23-2004, 10:13 AM

post on gfy what he did then see just how fast he keeps his 300K job.

Does this shit still happen in the industry?? thought we had gone beyond that stereotype

detoxed · 01-23-2004, 10:26 AM

how about a sexual harrassment lawsuit which would get you the job and a boatload of cash?

Jay3 · 01-23-2004, 10:28 AM

NO! NO! NO! NO! I don't suck dick for anything.

Rictor · 01-23-2004, 10:28 AM

I'd be the one asking for the blowjob.

Seb From Holland · 01-23-2004, 10:32 AM

Why not give him the whole package? Hey after all, it's a $300k/y job!

lil2rich4u2 · 01-23-2004, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
I think I'm getting my money worth out of his signature!

Oracle Porn · 01-23-2004, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
d) Slowly walk up licking your lips (you have to sell him on the fact that you're about to suck the skin off his wood). Get down onto your knees right in front of him....THEN UPPERCUT THAT SICK FUCK RIGHT IN HIS TWIG AND BERRIES!!!! If you catch it just right, his half exposed dick will get caught in the zipper and ripped to shreds. Hell, even if you hit it wrong it's going to hurt like fucking nobodie's business!

Then sue him for sexual harrassment!

netrizer · 01-23-2004, 07:39 PM

would you tounge bill gates asshole and let him fuck you in your ass for 100,000?

maxjohan · 01-23-2004, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
How about on the radio station I listen to, yesterday they had a contest to win Brittney Spears concert tickets...2 straight fathers had to kiss and the one that backed away first lost.

Neither of them backed away they said..for 14 minutes and they both got the concert tickets for their daughters.

Wonder if they told their daughters how they won the tickets?

Ivy

WTF?

Jedimaster · 01-23-2004, 08:40 PM

pushpills · 01-23-2004, 08:46 PM

tranza · 01-23-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
A;nother great lil2rich thread.

Yep... Another classic li2rich thread... I'd like to know juicy's answer to this question tough...

nathan_f · 01-23-2004, 09:29 PM

I'd blackmail him with it, hell even if I didnt get the job, I'd at least try to get some cash outta him.

PenisFace · 01-23-2004, 09:33 PM

I'd let him fuck me in the ass for 300k a year... Does that make me gay?

rip raster · 01-23-2004, 09:46 PM

I'd hook him up with you, then I'd go and bang his wife

Rip

beemk · 01-23-2004, 09:47 PM

homo suspicion

01-23-2004, 05:00 AM	#1
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	Would you suck dick for a promotion? you work for a company thats openly looking for Sr. Management. Your immidediate superviser has the pull to get you into this cushy $300k/yr job, BUT he wants the favor!! he calls you in your office to discuss a few issues, he says how he would really like to see you move up the latter, but there is one thing that still needs to be decided. He slowly unzips his pants. Do you; a) ask what exactly he wants you to do, and do it. b) ask what he wants you to do, then run to HR dept. c) jerk him off and he jizz on your face, but you wont swallow. d) other (explain below) __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

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