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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
d) Slowly walk up licking your lips (you have to sell him on the fact that you're about to suck the skin off his wood). Get down onto your knees right in front of him....THEN UPPERCUT THAT SICK FUCK RIGHT IN HIS TWIG AND BERRIES!!!! If you catch it just right, his half exposed dick will get caught in the zipper and ripped to shreds. Hell, even if you hit it wrong it's going to hurt like fucking nobodie's business!
Then sue him for sexual harrassment! 
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