Out of the mouths of babes...(funny stuff) - GoFuckYourself.com

Tala · 01-18-2004, 04:41 PM

Marriage Advice from Kids
(As answered by elementary school students)

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10

What is the Right Age To Get Married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?
Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

What Do Most People Do On A Date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, age 9

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
When they're rich.- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9

How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10

jact · 01-18-2004, 04:44 PM

HAHAHAHA, classic!

LadyMischief · 01-18-2004, 04:46 PM

Bwahahhahahhhahahah yep definitely sounds like good advice!

Kids come up with some of the best stuff I swear.

maxjohan · 01-18-2004, 04:49 PM

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How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

so cute.

maxjohan · 01-18-2004, 04:51 PM

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The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8

well said. He ain't from here..I swear

Head · 01-18-2004, 04:52 PM

tical · 01-18-2004, 04:53 PM

hahah

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10

Tala · 01-18-2004, 04:57 PM

Thought you folks would get a kick out of these.

DBS.US · 01-18-2004, 05:00 PM

Vitasoy · 01-18-2004, 05:08 PM

MadCap · 01-18-2004, 05:12 PM

kiss= mary= kids huh.

My child support is gonna kill me.

Loryn · 01-18-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Tala

What Do Most People Do On A Date?

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10

RP Fade · 01-18-2004, 05:25 PM

lol..gotta love kids

Tala · 01-18-2004, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I loved that one, too. Some kids are smarter than we might have thought!

undermyspell · 01-18-2004, 05:35 PM

oh man oh man.. this hits close to home...

a few years ago my son was about 5 and we were driving down the road and he pipes up from the back seat.. "Hey Mom, I saw you and dad wibbling last night"...

for the life of me I had no clue what he was talking about and since at that point he had a bit of a lisp there's no telling what he was trying to say... so I investigated a little further...

well much to my surprise his final answer as to the true meaning of wibbling was..

"You know dad was laying on top of you naked wibbling around"

in other words he saw us "wiggling"...

every since then anytime my hubby or I are feeling frisky we ask each other if we're ready to "wibble".....

Tala · 01-18-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by undermyspell
oh man oh man.. this hits close to home...

a few years ago my son was about 5 and we were driving down the road and he pipes up from the back seat.. "Hey Mom, I saw you and dad wibbling last night"...

for the life of me I had no clue what he was talking about and since at that point he had a bit of a lisp there's no telling what he was trying to say... so I investigated a little further...

well much to my surprise his final answer as to the true meaning of wibbling was..

"You know dad was laying on top of you naked wibbling around"

in other words he saw us "wiggling"...

every since then anytime my hubby or I are feeling frisky we ask each other if we're ready to "wibble".....

A buddy of mine had a similar story, only it was a misheard song-lyric that got the giggles going.

His 5 year old daughter was riding with him to the store and "Sex and Candy" was playing on the radio. With big eyes, she tugged his sleeve and said, "Daddy! Daddy! They just said 'Sexy candy!'"

undermyspell · 01-18-2004, 05:46 PM

yeah i've heard my kids singing a few songs that they totally had the words off to and it really tends to crack a person up...

digifan · 01-18-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Tala

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9

How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

My favorites.. thanks hon

jennym · 01-18-2004, 07:02 PM

Those are great Tala.

One of my favorites was on Bill Cosby's show "Kids Say The Darndest Things"

A little boy was asked what he was going to be when he grew up. He said "An artist". When asked what kind of artist his reply was "A con artist".

tbabe · 01-18-2004, 07:08 PM

hahahahahaha

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10

Tala · 01-18-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by jennym
Those are great Tala.

One of my favorites was on Bill Cosby's show "Kids Say The Darndest Things"

A little boy was asked what he was going to be when he grew up. He said "An artist". When asked what kind of artist his reply was "A con artist".

DTK · 01-18-2004, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
When they're rich.- Pam, age 7

I know a guy my age (a friend of sorts when we were late teens-early 20s) who pointedly teaches his daughters exactly this. Some bent fucking people out there :/

liquidmoe · 01-18-2004, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by jennym
Those are great Tala.

One of my favorites was on Bill Cosby's show "Kids Say The Darndest Things"

A little boy was asked what he was going to be when he grew up. He said "An artist". When asked what kind of artist his reply was "A con artist".

Thats a clever kid, I think he can make his dreams come true

DTK · 01-18-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by DTK

I know a guy my age (a friend of sorts when we were late teens-early 20s) who pointedly teaches his daughters exactly this. Some bent fucking people out there :/

didn't mean to come off like such a wet blanket....some of that stuff is just adorable

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How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

What is the Right Age To Get Married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10

LittleMack · 01-18-2004, 08:14 PM

Kids say the best stuff. My three year old has me in stitches all the time.

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Out of the mouths of babes...(funny stuff) Marriage Advice from Kids (As answered by elementary school students) How Do You Decide Who To Marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10 What is the Right Age To Get Married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6 How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common? Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8 What Do Most People Do On A Date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10 What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, age 9 When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? When they're rich.- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8 Is It Better To Be Single or Married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8 How Would You Make a Marriage Work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10 __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	oh man oh man.. this hits close to home... a few years ago my son was about 5 and we were driving down the road and he pipes up from the back seat.. "Hey Mom, I saw you and dad wibbling last night"... for the life of me I had no clue what he was talking about and since at that point he had a bit of a lisp there's no telling what he was trying to say... so I investigated a little further... well much to my surprise his final answer as to the true meaning of wibbling was.. "You know dad was laying on top of you naked wibbling around" in other words he saw us "wiggling"... every since then anytime my hubby or I are feeling frisky we ask each other if we're ready to "wibble".....

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undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	yeah i've heard my kids singing a few songs that they totally had the words off to and it really tends to crack a person up...

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jennym Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: the south Posts: 1,622	Those are great Tala. One of my favorites was on Bill Cosby's show "Kids Say The Darndest Things" A little boy was asked what he was going to be when he grew up. He said "An artist". When asked what kind of artist his reply was "A con artist".

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