Donations For A New Laptop - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 01-16-2004, 11:06 PM

A certain someone who will rename nameless had an accident tonight. It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves.

Long story short a $3,000 Toshiba Laptop took the brunt of a 30 minute beat off session. The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless and the person in question is too chicken shit to send the laptop back to Toshiba to have it warrantied.

Anyways all donations would be appreciated as this poor soul will be out at future shop tomorrow shopping for a new laptop. Hopefully this new laptop will have a syran wrap guard on it so accidents like this WON'T happen again.

All donations can be sent to my paypal at [email protected]. I think Hustler should be the first one to donate as this mishap is pretty much all their fault

DH

P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!

dropped9 · 01-16-2004, 11:07 PM

Just admit it, you wacked off all over your laptop.

psyko514 · 01-16-2004, 11:08 PM

What kind of a fucking moron spunks all over his laptop?

Brad Xtremepay · 01-16-2004, 11:08 PM

dropped9 · 01-16-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
What kind of a fucking moron spunks all over his laptop?

DH?

SleazyDream · 01-16-2004, 11:09 PM

those fucking bastards at hustler - always fucking up people's computers.

they should have a warning on their webpages.

"viewing this content may cause unexpected bodily fluids to short out your computer"

sandman! · 01-16-2004, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
A certain someone who will rename nameless had an accident tonight. It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves.

Long story short a $3,000 Toshiba Laptop took the brunt of a 30 minute beat off session. The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless and the person in question is too chicken shit to send the laptop back to Toshiba to have it warrantied.

Anyways all donations would be appreciated as this poor soul will be out at future shop tomorrow shopping for a new laptop. Hopefully this new laptop will have a syran wrap guard on it so accidents like this WON'T happen again.

All donations can be sent to my paypal at [email protected]. I think Hustler should be the first one to donate as this mishap is pretty much all their fault

DH

P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!

LOL

serious · 01-16-2004, 11:10 PM

LOL.. hmm I think i would still send it in for the warranty, as long as it was covered.

Id try to clean it a little first though lol

GTS Mark · 01-16-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by serious
LOL.. hmm I think i would still send it in for the warranty, as long as it was covered.

This fucktard won't send it in, he's all worried they might find out that it isn't soda pop and really is jizz!

That is the first thing I said!

DH

Spunky · 01-16-2004, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
What kind of a fucking moron spunks all over his laptop?

Sometimes

Rictor · 01-16-2004, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves.

At least you have good taste in porn.

Brad Xtremepay · 01-16-2004, 11:14 PM

Pop doesn't start to smell like fish guts that have been out in the sun for 3 weeks once it reaches the warrenty department.

iwantchixx · 01-16-2004, 11:16 PM

is it just the keyboard? If so, remove it, go on ebay. Find replacement, Voila. Or send the damn thing to me. Fuck, it's just dried cum.

iwantchixx · 01-16-2004, 11:23 PM

Fuck, I'll pay shipping. I'll clean that fucker up good.

Martin · 01-16-2004, 11:25 PM

lol..

Jay_StandAhead · 01-16-2004, 11:25 PM

Tell us who it is!! Making Coin?

sandman! · 01-16-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay[neX]
Tell us who it is!! Making Coin?

Or Making Jizz?

GTS Mark · 01-16-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay[neX]
Tell us who it is!! Making Coin?

Believe it or not, he's not the culprit this time.

However I am suprised he hasn't jizzed on his keyboard yet!

DH

digifan · 01-16-2004, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
Fuck, I'll pay shipping. I'll clean that fucker up good.

Shoehorn! · 01-16-2004, 11:36 PM

Jace · 01-16-2004, 11:39 PM

shit, if your just gunna trash it out of embarresment, send it to me....

xxxoutsourcing · 01-16-2004, 11:39 PM

SPUNK

webgurl · 01-16-2004, 11:44 PM

who's the fool DH ??
Sucks to be a guy

webgurl · 01-16-2004, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay[neX]
Tell us who it is!! Making Coin?

for some reason i was thinking about him as well .....

01-16-2004, 11:45 PM

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The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless

That must have been some damn good porn if you did that. I have spilt drinks and food all over my ancient keyboard and it still works fine. Try opening it up and cleaning it out. Thats got to be cheaper than $3k.

Anyway good luck!

I never imagined this could be such a serious problem.

iwantchixx · 01-16-2004, 11:53 PM

If the actual laptop itself still works, I'll pay shipping plus an extra 50

Babagirls · 01-16-2004, 11:55 PM

swallow your pride and send it back....its under warranty! lol

vicki · 01-16-2004, 11:55 PM

ok ok I'll admit to it, it was me *pink cheeks*
you have heard of squirting females ... right?? lol

now for those that don't believe THAT, and if i wasn't such a lady I'd add, tell him to send it to me and i'll lick it clean for him ... but I am a lady and I'd never say anything like that in public ;)

and yes i've had one too many drinks tonight to be posting!!! :P
ROFLMAO

rip raster · 01-16-2004, 11:56 PM

Dude you were tuggin to trannies again weren't you

Rip

Vitasoy · 01-16-2004, 11:58 PM

holy damn...

Ic3m4nZ · 01-16-2004, 11:59 PM

xApster · 01-17-2004, 12:03 AM

serious · 01-17-2004, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

This fucktard won't send it in, he's all worried they might find out that it isn't soda pop and really is jizz!

That is the first thing I said!

DH

well if its covered by one of those anything happens we will replace it warranties he could just spray the thing with water/some kind of cleaner until he was sure he got rid of all the jizz then sent in the totally fucked laptop and gotten a new one back, right?

Brad Xtremepay · 01-17-2004, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vicki
ok ok I'll admit to it, it was me *pink cheeks*
you have heard of squirting females ... right?? lol

now for those that don't believe THAT, and if i wasn't such a lady I'd add, tell him to send it to me and i'll lick it clean for him ... but I am a lady and I'd never say anything like that in public ;)

and yes i've had one too many drinks tonight to be posting!!! :P
ROFLMAO

Tell us more. In detail.

Hi vicki

acctman · 01-17-2004, 12:59 AM

iwantchixx · 01-17-2004, 01:27 AM

anywho, im off to bed, if your "buddy" is too ashamed to get it fixed and will to sell the laptop dirt cheap let me know. ICQ and email in sig. Can pay via paypal.

All I ask is someone sends rubber gloves with the laptop.

j/k

WiredGuy · 01-17-2004, 01:59 AM

LOL, I know who it is

Tell him to suck it up and send it back. That's what warranties are for

WG

jact · 01-17-2004, 02:02 AM

I couldn't fucking believe he told me over the phone tonight, I swear I turned beat red for him!

Chris · 01-17-2004, 02:06 AM

lol was it juicy ? he hasnt been around toinght and he just got a 3k laptop if i remember right

Magnus · 01-17-2004, 02:22 AM

Your need dirt.!

LadyMischief · 01-17-2004, 06:58 AM

OMFG I'm still laughing.. This really isn't safe for me.

Distilled water and qtips, man!!

Bwahahhahahahah!

GonePhishing · 01-17-2004, 07:01 AM

Damn, it must have been some ocean of jizz. Was it hot bukakke laptop cumplosion on the keys for it to destroy the laptop?

Deepsy1 · 01-17-2004, 07:03 AM

$3000 for laptop ? IT'S SCAM !

LadyMischief · 01-17-2004, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonePhishing
Damn, it must have been some ocean of jizz. Was it hot bukakke laptop cumplosion on the keys for it to destroy the laptop?

I wonder if there's a niche for that?

Sarah - GTS · 01-17-2004, 07:05 AM

ewwwww............................

Hank_Heartland · 01-17-2004, 07:16 AM

Boneprone fucked it

maja · 01-17-2004, 07:20 AM

that is the funniest thing i've ever read.... my first thought was making coin....

but i think it's Magnus....

Vitasoy · 01-17-2004, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonePhishing
Damn, it must have been some ocean of jizz. Was it hot bukakke laptop cumplosion on the keys for it to destroy the laptop?

omg

WebTitan · 01-17-2004, 08:38 AM

that is pretty funny...next time, shoot to the side buddy

ThePornPusher · 01-17-2004, 09:14 AM

I wonder if when he was half way through that he even bothered moving his dick to the side. Im sure he just let it all out..

01-16-2004, 11:06 PM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Donations For A New Laptop A certain someone who will rename nameless had an accident tonight. It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves. Long story short a $3,000 Toshiba Laptop took the brunt of a 30 minute beat off session. The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless and the person in question is too chicken shit to send the laptop back to Toshiba to have it warrantied. Anyways all donations would be appreciated as this poor soul will be out at future shop tomorrow shopping for a new laptop. Hopefully this new laptop will have a syran wrap guard on it so accidents like this WON'T happen again. All donations can be sent to my paypal at [email protected]. I think Hustler should be the first one to donate as this mishap is pretty much all their fault DH P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	is it just the keyboard? If so, remove it, go on ebay. Find replacement, Voila. Or send the damn thing to me. Fuck, it's just dried cum.

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	Fuck, I'll pay shipping. I'll clean that fucker up good.

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	anywho, im off to bed, if your "buddy" is too ashamed to get it fixed and will to sell the laptop dirt cheap let me know. ICQ and email in sig. Can pay via paypal. All I ask is someone sends rubber gloves with the laptop. j/k

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