Donations For A New Laptop
 

A certain someone who will rename nameless had an accident tonight. It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves.

Long story short a $3,000 Toshiba Laptop took the brunt of a 30 minute beat off session. The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless and the person in question is too chicken shit to send the laptop back to Toshiba to have it warrantied.

Anyways all donations would be appreciated as this poor soul will be out at future shop tomorrow shopping for a new laptop. Hopefully this new laptop will have a syran wrap guard on it so accidents like this WON'T happen again.

All donations can be sent to my paypal at [email protected]. I think Hustler should be the first one to donate as this mishap is pretty much all their fault :winkwink:

DH

P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!

Just admit it, you wacked off all over your laptop.

What kind of a fucking moron spunks all over his laptop?

LOL

DH?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

those fucking bastards at hustler - always fucking up people's computers.


they should have a warning on their webpages.

"viewing this content may cause unexpected bodily fluids to short out your computer"

LOL

LOL.. hmm I think i would still send it in for the warranty, as long as it was covered.

Id try to clean it a little first though lol :winkwink:

This fucktard won't send it in, he's all worried they might find out that it isn't soda pop and really is jizz!

That is the first thing I said! :1orglaugh

DH

Sometimes :glugglug

At least you have good taste in porn. :thumbsup

Pop doesn't start to smell like fish guts that have been out in the sun for 3 weeks once it reaches the warrenty department.

is it just the keyboard? If so, remove it, go on ebay. Find replacement, Voila. Or send the damn thing to me. Fuck, it's just dried cum.

Fuck, I'll pay shipping. I'll clean that fucker up good. :)

lol..

Tell us who it is!! Making Coin?

Or Making Jizz?

Believe it or not, he's not the culprit this time.

However I am suprised he hasn't jizzed on his keyboard yet!

DH

:thumbsup :Graucho

:1orglaugh

shit, if your just gunna trash it out of embarresment, send it to me....

SPUNK:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh
who's the fool DH ??
Sucks to be a guy :winkwink:

for some reason i was thinking about him as well ..... :Graucho

That must have been some damn good porn if you did that. I have spilt drinks and food all over my ancient keyboard and it still works fine. Try opening it up and cleaning it out. Thats got to be cheaper than $3k.

Anyway good luck! :thumbsup
I never imagined this could be such a serious problem.

If the actual laptop itself still works, I'll pay shipping plus an extra 50 :)

swallow your pride and send it back....its under warranty! lol

ok ok I'll admit to it, it was me *pink cheeks*
you have heard of squirting females ... right?? lol


now for those that don't believe THAT, and if i wasn't such a lady I'd add, tell him to send it to me and i'll lick it clean for him ... but I am a lady and I'd never say anything like that in public ;)

and yes i've had one too many drinks tonight to be posting!!! :P
ROFLMAO

Dude you were tuggin to trannies again weren't you:winkwink:



Rip

holy damn...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:winkwink:

well if its covered by one of those anything happens we will replace it warranties he could just spray the thing with water/some kind of cleaner until he was sure he got rid of all the jizz then sent in the totally fucked laptop and gotten a new one back, right?

:Graucho

Tell us more. In detail. :1orglaugh
Hi vicki

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

anywho, im off to bed, if your "buddy" is too ashamed to get it fixed and will to sell the laptop dirt cheap let me know. ICQ and email in sig. Can pay via paypal.



All I ask is someone sends rubber gloves with the laptop. :1orglaugh j/k

LOL, I know who it is :)

Tell him to suck it up and send it back. That's what warranties are for :)

WG

I couldn't fucking believe he told me over the phone tonight, I swear I turned beat red for him! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol was it juicy ? he hasnt been around toinght and he just got a 3k laptop if i remember right

Your need dirt.!

OMFG I'm still laughing.. This really isn't safe for me.

Distilled water and qtips, man!!


Bwahahhahahahah!

Damn, it must have been some ocean of jizz. Was it hot bukakke laptop cumplosion on the keys for it to destroy the laptop?

$3000 for laptop ? IT'S SCAM !

I wonder if there's a niche for that? :)

ewwwww............................:1orglaugh

Boneprone fucked it:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that is the funniest thing i've ever read.... my first thought was making coin....

but i think it's Magnus....

omg :1orglaugh

that is pretty funny...next time, shoot to the side buddy

I wonder if when he was half way through that he even bothered moving his dick to the side. Im sure he just let it all out..