A certain someone who will rename nameless had an accident tonight. It seems they were enjoying the latest barely legal hustler video and could'nt quite control themselves.
Long story short a $3,000 Toshiba Laptop took the brunt of a 30 minute beat off session. The keyboard is now absolutely fucking useless and the person in question is too chicken shit to send the laptop back to Toshiba to have it warrantied.
Anyways all donations would be appreciated as this poor soul will be out at future shop tomorrow shopping for a new laptop. Hopefully this new laptop will have a syran wrap guard on it so accidents like this WON'T happen again.
All donations can be sent to my paypal at
[email protected]. I think Hustler should be the first one to donate as this mishap is pretty much all their fault
DH
P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!