Britney- what would you have done if given choice? - GoFuckYourself.com

TheEnforcer · 01-16-2004, 03:17 PM

So, which would you rather do?

Manowar · 01-16-2004, 03:19 PM

Screw the $500,000 I'd pass it up just to fuck her!

Money is tempting but you could probably sell the story for more

mistersoft · 01-16-2004, 03:20 PM

Obviously sleep with her!

I mean, frankly the money there are a thousand opportunities to make money - but how many opportunities do I get to sleep with Britney?

okny · 01-16-2004, 03:21 PM

I would take the 500k$ for sure, Britney is nothing special just the fact that she is young and paid otherwise there is much girls out there that i would rather fuck besides her.

Hardcore J · 01-16-2004, 03:28 PM

I'd take the 500k, no second thoughts on that.

TheEnforcer · 01-16-2004, 03:32 PM

LOL

Split decision so far!

Scott McD · 01-16-2004, 03:34 PM

Hmmm, still deciding...

DarkJedi · 01-16-2004, 03:38 PM

grab the money and run !!

Pornwolf · 01-16-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by okny
I would take the 500k$ for sure, Britney is nothing special just the fact that she is young and paid otherwise there is much girls out there that i would rather fuck besides her.

LA Mike · 01-16-2004, 03:41 PM

Money for sure

Fuck Britney.. Dont trip though, I'll bang that slut

But comon.. she is kinda goofy looking in a way. Yea she has a tight body but she is only 4'2" tall.. ;)

I have seen some candid shots of her and she is kind of a dork. There is about 100 other chicks just on the ALS website I would rather bang.

Girls like Britney just seem more attractive because you see them on T.V.

If she walked through our show floor 2 years ago and she wasnt popular she wouldnt even hardly be noticed

LA Mike · 01-16-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Really ? So small ??

ok, I made that up but she is pretty short.. Not sure how short.. She looks like an over grown midget to me.. long chubby neck.. stumpy legs.. over it

Rictor · 01-16-2004, 03:45 PM

I'd turn the 500k into $500 million and I could buy and sell Britneys all day long.

Anna_O · 01-16-2004, 04:19 PM

Fuck her!

69pornlinks · 01-16-2004, 04:21 PM

No chick is worth half a mil,fuck that my hand can do just fine

brizzad · 01-16-2004, 04:21 PM

If I had 500K to invest, I could turn it into millions, and then I could get chicks 39048x better than britney

JDog · 01-16-2004, 04:21 PM

I'd take the money! hen with the money, I could buy a bride mail order

And would probably be a better fuck!

jDoG

TheEnforcer · 01-16-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by LAMike
Money for sure

Fuck Britney.. Dont trip though, I'll bang that slut

But comon.. she is kinda goofy looking in a way. Yea she has a tight body but she is only 4'2" tall.. ;)

I have seen some candid shots of her and she is kind of a dork. There is about 100 other chicks just on the ALS website I would rather bang.

Girls like Britney just seem more attractive because you see them on T.V.

If she walked through our show floor 2 years ago and she wasnt popular she wouldnt even hardly be noticed

I actually agree with you on this whole heartedly. She is definately shaggable but her celebrity does more for her in that department than the looks IMHO.

liquidmoe · 01-16-2004, 04:23 PM

Money for sure. Take away her makeup and she is plain average, there are plenty of hotter chicks that wont cost $500K

Rankings · 01-16-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
I'd turn the 500k into $500 million and I could buy and sell Britneys all day long.

im with you, there's to much potential in 500k

Za Ha · 01-16-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
No chick is worth half a mil,fuck that my hand can do just fine

"Chicks" are not worth over $50. A quality girl on the other had might be worth all the money in the world. A quick fuck on the other hand.... NOPE.

I'd take the $500k and say thank you.

aleck · 01-16-2004, 04:28 PM

$20 for her max. so she'll buy some soap and wash 2 lbs of cosmetics from her ugly teenage face.

boneprone · 01-16-2004, 04:32 PM

Id take 100k over screwing her.

Shit, finding fine women to fuck this day in age isnt that hard to do..

Sure she's famous, and fine but 100k is better anytime..

However if it were more than just a fuck, and a relationship with her, a public one at that and a quality one, hell Id take that over 500k or 5 million anyday...

Sex is over rated. Especially when compared to such large sums of money.. A simple one night stand with her or a "screw" cant really be worth 500k to you guys is it.. Sad if it is..

But a public high profile relationship, now thats a different story.

Sly_RJ · 01-16-2004, 04:38 PM

And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.

TheEnforcer · 01-16-2004, 05:27 PM

31-8 so far in favor of the money!!

LA Mike · 01-16-2004, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer

I actually agree with you on this whole heartedly. She is definately shaggable but her celebrity does more for her in that department than the looks IMHO.

LA Mike · 01-16-2004, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.

Nice

Rich · 01-16-2004, 05:33 PM

If I could somehow get a hidden cam in, I'd pay $500k to fuck Britney.

Rich · 01-16-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.

Didn't catch your post before I spoke up, good call Sly.

Vitasoy · 01-16-2004, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.

that's what I'd do

theharvman · 01-16-2004, 05:44 PM

Take the 500,000 and buy a Britney look alike for the night bang her for $1,000 and you have now made $4990,000 in profit and everyone comes out a winner!

01-16-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Take the 500,000 and buy a Britney look alike for the night bang her for $1,000 and you have now made $4990,000 in profit and everyone comes out a winner!

but then you cant say you fucked britney!

Za Ha · 01-16-2004, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

TonyL · 01-16-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.

Damn it you stole my post =P

01-16-2004, 11:33 PM

I think there would be alot of rich people that would pay more than $500k to fuck britney. I doubt money could buy a fuck with britney anyway.
Its a master card job, "Fucking Britney Spears...Priceless!"

But either way, you would get a killer deal.

Timbo · 01-17-2004, 12:24 AM

Enforcer you bastard. Talk about dangling Carrots. Britney vs. the money. Damn you...

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01-16-2004, 03:17 PM	#1
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01-16-2004, 03:32 PM	#6
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01-16-2004, 03:19 PM	#2
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LA Mike Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 3,056	Money for sure Fuck Britney.. Dont trip though, I'll bang that slut But comon.. she is kinda goofy looking in a way. Yea she has a tight body but she is only 4'2" tall.. ;) I have seen some candid shots of her and she is kind of a dork. There is about 100 other chicks just on the ALS website I would rather bang. Girls like Britney just seem more attractive because you see them on T.V. If she walked through our show floor 2 years ago and she wasnt popular she wouldnt even hardly be noticed

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01-16-2004, 11:33 PM	#34
kowntafit Guest Posts: n/a	I think there would be alot of rich people that would pay more than $500k to fuck britney. I doubt money could buy a fuck with britney anyway. Its a master card job, "Fucking Britney Spears...Priceless!" But either way, you would get a killer deal.

01-17-2004, 12:24 AM	#35
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