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TheEnforcer 01-16-2004 03:17 PM

Britney- what would you have done if given choice?
 
So, which would you rather do?

Manowar 01-16-2004 03:19 PM

Screw the $500,000 I'd pass it up just to fuck her!

Money is tempting but you could probably sell the story for more :Graucho

mistersoft 01-16-2004 03:20 PM

Obviously sleep with her!

I mean, frankly the money there are a thousand opportunities to make money - but how many opportunities do I get to sleep with Britney?

okny 01-16-2004 03:21 PM

I would take the 500k$ for sure, Britney is nothing special just the fact that she is young and paid otherwise there is much girls out there that i would rather fuck besides her.

Hardcore J 01-16-2004 03:28 PM

I'd take the 500k, no second thoughts on that.

TheEnforcer 01-16-2004 03:32 PM

LOL

Split decision so far! :thumbsup

Scott McD 01-16-2004 03:34 PM

Hmmm, still deciding...

DarkJedi 01-16-2004 03:38 PM

grab the money and run !!

Pornwolf 01-16-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny
I would take the 500k$ for sure, Britney is nothing special just the fact that she is young and paid otherwise there is much girls out there that i would rather fuck besides her.
:thumbsup

LA Mike 01-16-2004 03:41 PM

Money for sure

Fuck Britney.. Dont trip though, I'll bang that slut

But comon.. she is kinda goofy looking in a way. Yea she has a tight body but she is only 4'2" tall.. ;)

I have seen some candid shots of her and she is kind of a dork. There is about 100 other chicks just on the ALS website I would rather bang.

Girls like Britney just seem more attractive because you see them on T.V.

If she walked through our show floor 2 years ago and she wasnt popular she wouldnt even hardly be noticed

LA Mike 01-16-2004 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

Really ? So small ??

ok, I made that up but she is pretty short.. Not sure how short.. She looks like an over grown midget to me.. long chubby neck.. stumpy legs.. over it

Rictor 01-16-2004 03:45 PM

I'd turn the 500k into $500 million and I could buy and sell Britneys all day long.

Anna_O 01-16-2004 04:19 PM

Fuck her! :thumbsup

69pornlinks 01-16-2004 04:21 PM

No chick is worth half a mil,fuck that my hand can do just fine

brizzad 01-16-2004 04:21 PM

If I had 500K to invest, I could turn it into millions, and then I could get chicks 39048x better than britney

JDog 01-16-2004 04:21 PM

I'd take the money! hen with the money, I could buy a bride mail order :) :1orglaugh And would probably be a better fuck!

jDoG

TheEnforcer 01-16-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAMike
Money for sure

Fuck Britney.. Dont trip though, I'll bang that slut

But comon.. she is kinda goofy looking in a way. Yea she has a tight body but she is only 4'2" tall.. ;)

I have seen some candid shots of her and she is kind of a dork. There is about 100 other chicks just on the ALS website I would rather bang.

Girls like Britney just seem more attractive because you see them on T.V.

If she walked through our show floor 2 years ago and she wasnt popular she wouldnt even hardly be noticed

I actually agree with you on this whole heartedly. She is definately shaggable but her celebrity does more for her in that department than the looks IMHO.

liquidmoe 01-16-2004 04:23 PM

Money for sure. Take away her makeup and she is plain average, there are plenty of hotter chicks that wont cost $500K :Graucho

Rankings 01-16-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I'd turn the 500k into $500 million and I could buy and sell Britneys all day long.
im with you, there's to much potential in 500k

Za Ha 01-16-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
No chick is worth half a mil,fuck that my hand can do just fine
"Chicks" are not worth over $50. A quality girl on the other had might be worth all the money in the world. A quick fuck on the other hand.... NOPE.

I'd take the $500k and say thank you.

aleck 01-16-2004 04:28 PM

$20 for her max. so she'll buy some soap and wash 2 lbs of cosmetics from her ugly teenage face. :321GFY

boneprone 01-16-2004 04:32 PM

Id take 100k over screwing her.

Shit, finding fine women to fuck this day in age isnt that hard to do..

Sure she's famous, and fine but 100k is better anytime..

However if it were more than just a fuck, and a relationship with her, a public one at that and a quality one, hell Id take that over 500k or 5 million anyday...

Sex is over rated. Especially when compared to such large sums of money.. A simple one night stand with her or a "screw" cant really be worth 500k to you guys is it.. Sad if it is..

But a public high profile relationship, now thats a different story.

Sly_RJ 01-16-2004 04:38 PM

And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.

TheEnforcer 01-16-2004 05:27 PM

31-8 so far in favor of the money!! :thumbsup

LA Mike 01-16-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer


I actually agree with you on this whole heartedly. She is definately shaggable but her celebrity does more for her in that department than the looks IMHO.

:thumbsup

LA Mike 01-16-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.

Nice

Rich 01-16-2004 05:33 PM

If I could somehow get a hidden cam in, I'd pay $500k to fuck Britney.

Rich 01-16-2004 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.


:thumbsup


Didn't catch your post before I spoke up, good call Sly.

Vitasoy 01-16-2004 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.


that's what I'd do :thumbsup

theharvman 01-16-2004 05:44 PM

Take the 500,000 and buy a Britney look alike for the night bang her for $1,000 and you have now made $4990,000 in profit and everyone comes out a winner! :thumbsup

01-16-2004 11:26 PM

Quote:

Take the 500,000 and buy a Britney look alike for the night bang her for $1,000 and you have now made $4990,000 in profit and everyone comes out a winner!
but then you cant say you fucked britney! :(

Za Ha 01-16-2004 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TonyL 01-16-2004 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?

I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.

After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.

I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.

Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.

Damn it you stole my post =P

01-16-2004 11:33 PM

I think there would be alot of rich people that would pay more than $500k to fuck britney. I doubt money could buy a fuck with britney anyway.
Its a master card job, "Fucking Britney Spears...Priceless!"

But either way, you would get a killer deal. :thumbsup

Timbo 01-17-2004 12:24 AM

Enforcer you bastard. Talk about dangling Carrots. Britney vs. the money. Damn you...


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