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And you guys call yourself entrepreneurs?
I'd have a camera setup in the bedroom closet, recording every second. I'd put on my Rico Suave and charm her into doing whatever I pleased. The most disgusting, degrading sexual acts known to man.
After a good couple rounds of romping I'd hop on the computer and get to work. Encoding, cutting, building, optimizing, you name it. Of course by this time I'd already have a corporate shell in the Caymans ready to accept all my cash.
I'd turn her into the next Paris Hilton. And when confronted about the tape, I'll blame the Mexican maid that can't speak English.
Fuck the $500k. I'm a millionaire.
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