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dirtysouth · 01-15-2004, 06:32 PM

Wallet
Orange Bic Lighter
331 in cash
2 pennies
chapstick
Receipt from groc. shopping at fresh market
jumper pin

stocktrader23 · 01-15-2004, 06:33 PM

Wallet
$4800 cash.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 01-15-2004, 06:33 PM

No pockets. I'll leave that up to your imagination.

myjah · 01-15-2004, 06:34 PM

2 sticks of big red chewing gum

Rankings · 01-15-2004, 06:35 PM

bowl, sack, lighter, um i forget the rest

Ic3m4nZ · 01-15-2004, 06:35 PM

431$
cc
bank account
my keys

X-Wing · 01-15-2004, 06:35 PM

Marlboro, Bic lighter, wallet with no money in there, keys and a cell phone.

dirtysouth · 01-15-2004, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
No pockets. I'll leave that up to your imagination.

imagination running wild.

axelcat · 01-15-2004, 06:37 PM

Wallet with lots of credit cards with high limits

goBigtime · 01-15-2004, 06:44 PM

goBigtime · 01-15-2004, 06:47 PM

I don't have the .45 but that's pretty slick

Fu-Q · 01-15-2004, 06:47 PM

keys and wallet

Spunky · 01-15-2004, 06:48 PM

Lint and a couple buttons

PattyeCake* · 01-15-2004, 06:50 PM

no pockets in my boxers ;)

Mr Pheer · 01-15-2004, 06:50 PM

i cut my pockets out so i can reach in and play with my dick

AaronM · 01-15-2004, 06:50 PM

35 cents and a condom. If I can't come....I'll call.

Rorschach · 01-15-2004, 06:50 PM

My hand, and it's rubbing my semi-erect trouser snake.

MrIzzz · 01-15-2004, 06:53 PM

vicks vaopr rub.

and a hole in my pocket

Vitasoy · 01-15-2004, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PattyeCake*
no pockets in my boxers ;)

same here.

valley hina · 01-15-2004, 07:34 PM

i have a lighter and my chapstick

Head · 01-15-2004, 07:40 PM

4 dollars and55 cents in change and that's it!

hudson · 01-15-2004, 07:49 PM

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

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hummm...note the part about talking to their pockets

Sosa · 01-15-2004, 07:51 PM

nothing in my pockets. I'm a boring person

PenisFace · 01-15-2004, 07:51 PM

Pocketless. There's a pen on the desk next to me though...

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Amputate Your Head · 01-15-2004, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtysouth
What's in your pockets?

sand
beef jerky
used condom
wax comb

Easton · 01-15-2004, 08:08 PM

wallet with the usual stuff and my cell phone

01-15-2004, 08:09 PM

wallet
cellphone
3.75 in change
keychain

Mrdredd · 01-15-2004, 08:16 PM

wallet with 2 debit cards, $3120 cash, drivers license

and my car keys

TiGrrPrr · 01-15-2004, 08:21 PM

A gold Sacagawea dollar coin that was unjammed from a Treasure Island slot machine.
Went to play a quarter slot but someone had jacked the machine with it. The attendant was nice enough to give it to me.

Herb Kornfield · 01-15-2004, 08:51 PM

$20 bag of 420
Wraps
lighter
Keys to my 2 trucks
Cellphone
New Sunglasses that I got as a present for Xmas
Key to snowblower (gotta do the driveway)

01-15-2004, 06:32 PM	#1
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01-15-2004, 06:37 PM	#9
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01-15-2004, 06:48 PM	#13
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01-15-2004, 06:50 PM	#17
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	My hand, and it's rubbing my semi-erect trouser snake.

01-15-2004, 06:53 PM	#18
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	vicks vaopr rub. and a hole in my pocket __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

01-15-2004, 07:34 PM	#20
valley hina Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,170	i have a lighter and my chapstick

01-15-2004, 07:40 PM	#21
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	4 dollars and55 cents in change and that's it! __________________

01-15-2004, 07:49 PM	#22
hudson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Grand Central Posts: 2,948	Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows that the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the captain lied Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died Everybody talking to their pockets Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a long stem rose Everybody knows Everybody knows that you love me baby Everybody knows that you really do Everybody knows that you've been faithful Ah give or take a night or two Everybody knows you've been discreet But there were so many people you just had to meet Without your clothes And everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows And everybody knows that it's now or never Everybody knows that it's me or you And everybody knows that you live forever Ah when you've done a line or two Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows And everybody knows that the Plague is coming Everybody knows that it's moving fast Everybody knows that the naked man and woman Are just a shining artifact of the past Everybody knows the scene is dead But there's gonna be a meter on your bed That will disclose What everybody knows And everybody knows that you're in trouble Everybody knows what you've been through From the bloody cross on top of Calvary To the beach of Malibu Everybody knows it's coming apart Take one last look at this Sacred Heart Before it blows And everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Oh everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows --- hummm...note the part about talking to their pockets

01-15-2004, 07:51 PM	#23
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	nothing in my pockets. I'm a boring person

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01-15-2004, 08:09 PM	#27
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Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	wallet with 2 debit cards, $3120 cash, drivers license and my car keys

01-15-2004, 08:21 PM	#29
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	A gold Sacagawea dollar coin that was unjammed from a Treasure Island slot machine. Went to play a quarter slot but someone had jacked the machine with it. The attendant was nice enough to give it to me.

01-15-2004, 08:51 PM	#30
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	$20 bag of 420 Wraps lighter Keys to my 2 trucks Cellphone New Sunglasses that I got as a present for Xmas Key to snowblower (gotta do the driveway)