What's in your pockets?

Wallet
$4800 cash.

No pockets. I'll leave that up to your imagination.

2 sticks of big red chewing gum

bowl, sack, lighter, um i forget the rest

431$
cc
bank account
my keys

Marlboro, Bic lighter, wallet with no money in there, keys and a cell phone.

imagination running wild.

Wallet with lots of credit cards with high limits

I don't have the .45 but that's pretty slick

keys and wallet

Lint and a couple buttons

no pockets in my boxers ;)

i cut my pockets out so i can reach in and play with my dick

35 cents and a condom. If I can't come....I'll call.

My hand, and it's rubbing my semi-erect trouser snake.

vicks vaopr rub.

and a hole in my pocket

same here.

i have a lighter and my chapstick

4 dollars and55 cents in change and that's it!

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

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hummm...note the part about talking to their pockets

nothing in my pockets. I'm a boring person

Pocketless. There's a pen on the desk next to me though...










<------ Shaves

sand
beef jerky
used condom
wax comb

wallet with the usual stuff and my cell phone

wallet
cellphone
3.75 in change
keychain

wallet with 2 debit cards, $3120 cash, drivers license

and my car keys

A gold Sacagawea dollar coin that was unjammed from a Treasure Island slot machine.
Went to play a quarter slot but someone had jacked the machine with it. The attendant was nice enough to give it to me.

$20 bag of 420
Wraps
lighter
Keys to my 2 trucks
Cellphone
New Sunglasses that I got as a present for Xmas
Key to snowblower (gotta do the driveway)