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dirtysouth 01-15-2004 06:32 PM

What's in your pockets?
 
Wallet
Orange Bic Lighter
331 in cash
2 pennies
chapstick
Receipt from groc. shopping at fresh market
jumper pin

:glugglug

stocktrader23 01-15-2004 06:33 PM

Wallet
$4800 cash.

PurrrsianPussyKat 01-15-2004 06:33 PM

No pockets. I'll leave that up to your imagination. :Graucho

myjah 01-15-2004 06:34 PM

2 sticks of big red chewing gum

Rankings 01-15-2004 06:35 PM

bowl, sack, lighter, um i forget the rest

Ic3m4nZ 01-15-2004 06:35 PM

431$
cc
bank account
my keys

X-Wing 01-15-2004 06:35 PM

Marlboro, Bic lighter, wallet with no money in there, keys and a cell phone.

dirtysouth 01-15-2004 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
No pockets. I'll leave that up to your imagination. :Graucho
imagination running wild. :Graucho

axelcat 01-15-2004 06:37 PM

Wallet with lots of credit cards with high limits

goBigtime 01-15-2004 06:44 PM

http://members.aol.com/wsp45/wspcard.jpg

http://www.cardweb.com/graphic/amazon/platinum_visa.gif

goBigtime 01-15-2004 06:47 PM

I don't have the .45 but that's pretty slick :BangBang:

Fu-Q 01-15-2004 06:47 PM

keys and wallet

Spunky 01-15-2004 06:48 PM

Lint and a couple buttons :(

PattyeCake* 01-15-2004 06:50 PM

no pockets in my boxers ;)

Mr Pheer 01-15-2004 06:50 PM

i cut my pockets out so i can reach in and play with my dick

AaronM 01-15-2004 06:50 PM

35 cents and a condom. If I can't come....I'll call. :thumbsup

Rorschach 01-15-2004 06:50 PM

My hand, and it's rubbing my semi-erect trouser snake.

MrIzzz 01-15-2004 06:53 PM

vicks vaopr rub.

and a hole in my pocket:Graucho

Vitasoy 01-15-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PattyeCake*
no pockets in my boxers ;)

same here. :thumbsup

valley hina 01-15-2004 07:34 PM

i have a lighter and my chapstick

Head 01-15-2004 07:40 PM

4 dollars and55 cents in change and that's it!

hudson 01-15-2004 07:49 PM

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

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hummm...note the part about talking to their pockets :glugglug

Sosa 01-15-2004 07:51 PM

nothing in my pockets. I'm a boring person

PenisFace 01-15-2004 07:51 PM

Pocketless. There's a pen on the desk next to me though...










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Amputate Your Head 01-15-2004 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtysouth
What's in your pockets?
sand
beef jerky
used condom
wax comb

Easton 01-15-2004 08:08 PM

wallet with the usual stuff and my cell phone

buddyjuf 01-15-2004 08:09 PM

wallet
cellphone
3.75 in change
keychain

Mrdredd 01-15-2004 08:16 PM

wallet with 2 debit cards, $3120 cash, drivers license

and my car keys

TiGrrPrr 01-15-2004 08:21 PM

A gold Sacagawea dollar coin that was unjammed from a Treasure Island slot machine.
Went to play a quarter slot but someone had jacked the machine with it. The attendant was nice enough to give it to me.
:)

Herb Kornfield 01-15-2004 08:51 PM

$20 bag of 420
Wraps
lighter
Keys to my 2 trucks
Cellphone
New Sunglasses that I got as a present for Xmas
Key to snowblower (gotta do the driveway)


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