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porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 09:47 AM

Hi all!

here is our special New Year's offer:

Get all your web-sites translated into PERFECT Spanish by a PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATOR for only 0,09 Euro per word!!!

Also feel free to get a free quote for translations into French, Portuguese, Italian, German, Dutch, Japanese, Chinese, Polish, Russian, Arabic, etc., etc., ...

Blow up your international conversion & have a great 2004 everybody!

Mike

axelcat · 01-15-2004, 09:48 AM

Thats a good price

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
Thats a good price

Hi axelcat,

yes, we want to position ourselves as the company that offers high quality translations and services out of one hand to an effortable price.Hi axelcat,

Thanks a lot for your positive response! Yes, our intention is it to position us as THE professional adult translation service company that offers the highest quality adult translations for the best price, so that even small webmasters are no longer forced to use useless translation software.

On the other hand it should be clear to every professional adult webmasters that professional translations cost money, as anything that gets done in a professional way. We also have to pay our office rent, employees, taxes, computer, etc., etc. - just like any other professional company in the world. But hey, if a professional adult translation would only increase your international traffic conversion one percent for the next few month, who wouldn't do it?

Have a nice day!
Mike

.nihilist · 01-15-2004, 01:40 PM

You sound like you have a really professional team of professional translators in a professional office. I'd like to hire your team of professionals. And yes, I'm a professional webmaster so I understand the need of professional services.

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .nihilist
You sound like you have a really professional team of professional translators in a professional office. I'd like to hire your team of professionals. And yes, I'm a professional webmaster so I understand the need of professional services.

Hi .nihilist

you are not pulling my leg, no?

I just checked out edgecash.com and indeed you should translate your site amateurvoyage.com into various languages, as teen content like that basicly sells in all the countries. And as all your sites are HTML based with hardly any graphics on them, we should be able to translate your pages pretty fast & cost-efficient.

Just send me a email with the languages you wish, and I will send you a free quote. Sounds fair?

Have a nice day,
Mike

The Truth Hurts · 01-15-2004, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .nihilist
You sound like you have a really professional team of professional translators in a professional office. I'd like to hire your team of professionals. And yes, I'm a professional webmaster so I understand the need of professional services.

01-15-2004, 02:09 PM

why not change your name to $0.09 translations?

great service though!

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
why not change your name to $0.09 translations?

Hey bdjuf,

because $0.09 is only 0.07 Euro (and tomorrow probably not even that). But E0.09 could be a cool name, what do you think?

Pornwolf · 01-15-2004, 02:24 PM

0,09 Euro? That works out to be 1 bajillion dollars for a regular site to be translated after currency conversion thanks to the weak dollar.

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
0,09 Euro? That works out to be 1 bajillion dollars for a regular site to be translated after currency conversion thanks to the weak dollar.

@ Pornwolf

a) I know that 1 bajillion dollars is pocket money for you, as the car that you just bought cost you 105 bajillion dollars.

b) Through a professional translation you increase your revenue by 2.5 bajillion on average

Indeed · 01-15-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .nihilist
You sound like you have a really professional team of professional translators in a professional office. I'd like to hire your team of professionals. And yes, I'm a professional webmaster so I understand the need of professional services.

PT Marco · 01-15-2004, 02:41 PM

good thing we are all professionals here

.09 PT Marco

...for the record, porn-translations.com are professionals when it comes to translating. Me and my 4 posts got their back!

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 03:02 PM

Hey The Truth Hurts,

Great homepage you got there! I would translate your complete homepage for only 0,36 Euro.

Just because it is you!

BTW ... Who is Serge ... just want to make sure to be careful when I meet him.

chasin · 01-15-2004, 03:14 PM

Very cool.

.nihilist · 01-15-2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by porn-translations

Hi .nihilist

you are not pulling my leg, no?

I just checked out edgecash.com and indeed you should translate your site amateurvoyage.com into various languages, as teen content like that basicly sells in all the countries. And as all your sites are HTML based with hardly any graphics on them, we should be able to translate your pages pretty fast & cost-efficient.

Just send me a email with the languages you wish, and I will send you a free quote. Sounds fair?

Have a nice day,
Mike

Just kiddin with ya ;) That's not my site btw but I know the guys who runs it - you should try contact them.

QualityMpegs · 01-15-2004, 04:01 PM

fuck euros

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 04:05 PM

Hey chasin,

what do you have to do with Sunny Leone? Business or pleasure?

QualityMpegs · 01-15-2004, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by porn-translations
Hey chasin,

what do you have to do with Sunny Leone? Business or pleasure?

who hosts your website? slow as hell!

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QualityMpegs
fuck euros

the dollar is fucked

QualityMpegs · 01-15-2004, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by porn-translations

the dollar is fucked

so, most of us dont walk around carrying and spending euros

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QualityMpegs

who hosts your website? slow as hell!

Hi QualityMpegs,

our website is designed the way, that it automaticly adopts to the maximum reading speed of each individual visitor, that is why it seems that slow to you.

Just kidding ... it is hostlane.com

Cheers,
Mike

GeneriMike · 01-15-2004, 04:18 PM

very cool looking service!

obviously this would be good for paysite owners!

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QualityMpegs

so, most of us dont walk around carrying and spending euros

Not yet ...

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeneriMike
very cool looking service!

obviously this would be good for paysite owners!

Hi GeneriMike,

actually it is a good service for all webmasters who have international visitors on their sites (Paysite programs, TGPs, Seach engine specialists, etc.).

QualityMpegs · 01-15-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by porn-translations

Hi QualityMpegs,

our website is designed the way, that it automaticly adopts to the maximum reading speed of each individual visitor, that is why it seems that slow to you.

Just kidding ... it is hostlane.com

Cheers,
Mike

ha cha cha cha...i actually did send you a website quote though...curious as to how much it would cost.

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 04:34 PM

Hi QualityMpegs,

You will have your quote within 48 hours.

Cheers,
Mike

porn-translations · 01-15-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QualityMpegs

ha cha cha cha...i actually did send you a website quote though...curious as to how much it would cost.

Hi QualityMpegs,

to which email address did you send it? I have not receive anything from you? Did you send it to mike(at)pt-solutions.net ?

Cheers,
Mike

P.S.: You have to replace the "(at)" with an "@" in my email address. This is a special character, that you will get if you press an "a" and then draw an "O" around.

chasin · 01-15-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by porn-translations
Hey chasin,

what do you have to do with Sunny Leone? Business or pleasure?

Oh shit got to change that (my profile)

she's my exgirl

porn-translations · 01-16-2004, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QualityMpegs

so, most of us dont walk around carrying and spending euros

Hey QualityMpegs,

don't worry about it, we will soon all walk around carrying and spending Chinese Yuan Renminbi anyhow.

xxxoutsourcing · 01-16-2004, 02:50 AM

Pretty good,
Could be a could edition to our services

porn-translations · 01-16-2004, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing
Pretty good,
Could be a could edition to our services

Hey xxxoutsourcing,

that is a great idea. Let's do something together! We send you the adult webmasters who have problems with their Asian language sites designs, and you can offer your webmasters a complete service package with designs in all major languages out of one hand.

Sounds good?

Have a nice day!
Mike

mrthumbs · 01-16-2004, 03:14 AM

the starter of this thread is FUCKING HILARIOUS..

He could be a fucking professional standup comedian something.

porn-translations · 01-16-2004, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by .nihilist

Just kiddin with ya ;) That's not my site btw but I know the guys who runs it - you should try contact them.

Hi .nihilist,

could you please make me a contact to edgecash?

Thanks a lot!
Mike

Steelhead · 01-16-2004, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chasin

Oh shit got to change that (my profile)

she's my exgirl

nice looking ex you had :D

porn-translations · 01-16-2004, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steelhead

nice looking ex you had :D

Ex ... ???

Oh yeah, it was pretty tough for me too when I had to take off my Mickey Mouse poster off my bed room wall ... still I would not call him my ex.

onno · 01-21-2004, 05:59 AM

Hey Mike i dont want a cuote for spanish translation becouse i'm spanish and ca do it myself... but how much you bill for oriental languages translations?

Thanks

porn-translations · 01-21-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by onno
Hey Mike i dont want a cuote for spanish translation becouse i'm spanish and ca do it myself... but how much you bill for oriental languages translations?

Thanks

Hi onno,

for Japanese and Chinese we charge slightly more. Hit me up, and I will send you a free quote within 24 hours.

Cheers,
Mike

01-15-2004, 09:47 AM	#1
porn-translations Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 202	Get all your sites translated for only 9 cent! Hi all! here is our special New Year's offer: Get all your web-sites translated into PERFECT Spanish by a PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATOR for only 0,09 Euro per word!!! Also feel free to get a free quote for translations into French, Portuguese, Italian, German, Dutch, Japanese, Chinese, Polish, Russian, Arabic, etc., etc., ... Blow up your international conversion & have a great 2004 everybody! Mike __________________ This month: Any word into any language for only 9.5 Euro-cent Click here to email me http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=337537

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01-15-2004, 02:09 PM	#7
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	why not change your name to $0.09 translations? great service though!

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01-21-2004, 05:59 AM	#36
onno Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 732	Hey Mike i dont want a cuote for spanish translation becouse i'm spanish and ca do it myself... but how much you bill for oriental languages translations? Thanks