Get all your sites translated for only 9 cent!
 

Hi all!

here is our special New Year's offer:

Get all your web-sites translated into PERFECT Spanish by a PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATOR for only 0,09 Euro per word!!!

Also feel free to get a free quote for translations into French, Portuguese, Italian, German, Dutch, Japanese, Chinese, Polish, Russian, Arabic, etc., etc., ...

Blow up your international conversion & have a great 2004 everybody!

Mike

Thats a good price

Hi axelcat,

yes, we want to position ourselves as the company that offers high quality translations and services out of one hand to an effortable price.Hi axelcat,

Thanks a lot for your positive response! Yes, our intention is it to position us as THE professional adult translation service company that offers the highest quality adult translations for the best price, so that even small webmasters are no longer forced to use useless translation software.

On the other hand it should be clear to every professional adult webmasters that professional translations cost money, as anything that gets done in a professional way. We also have to pay our office rent, employees, taxes, computer, etc., etc. - just like any other professional company in the world. But hey, if a professional adult translation would only increase your international traffic conversion one percent for the next few month, who wouldn't do it?

Have a nice day!
Mike

You sound like you have a really professional team of professional translators in a professional office. I'd like to hire your team of professionals. And yes, I'm a professional webmaster so I understand the need of professional services.

Hi .nihilist

you are not pulling my leg, no? :)

I just checked out edgecash.com and indeed you should translate your site amateurvoyage.com into various languages, as teen content like that basicly sells in all the countries. And as all your sites are HTML based with hardly any graphics on them, we should be able to translate your pages pretty fast & cost-efficient.

Just send me a email with the languages you wish, and I will send you a free quote. Sounds fair?

Have a nice day,
Mike

:thumbsup

why not change your name to $0.09 translations?

:1orglaugh

great service though! :thumbsup

Hey bdjuf,

because $0.09 is only 0.07 Euro (and tomorrow probably not even that). But E0.09 could be a cool name, what do you think? :)

0,09 Euro? That works out to be 1 bajillion dollars for a regular site to be translated after currency conversion thanks to the weak dollar.

@ Pornwolf

a) I know that 1 bajillion dollars is pocket money for you, as the car that you just bought cost you 105 bajillion dollars.

b) Through a professional translation you increase your revenue by 2.5 bajillion on average

:)

:1orglaugh

good thing we are all professionals here:)

.09 PT Marco

...for the record, porn-translations.com are professionals when it comes to translating. Me and my 4 posts got their back! :winkwink:

Hey The Truth Hurts,

Great homepage you got there! I would translate your complete homepage for only 0,36 Euro.

Just because it is you! :winkwink:

BTW ... Who is Serge ... just want to make sure to be careful when I meet him. :)

Very cool.

Just kiddin with ya ;) That's not my site btw but I know the guys who runs it - you should try contact them.

fuck euros

Hey chasin,

what do you have to do with Sunny Leone? Business or pleasure? :)

who hosts your website? slow as hell!

the dollar is fucked

so, most of us dont walk around carrying and spending euros

Hi QualityMpegs,

our website is designed the way, that it automaticly adopts to the maximum reading speed of each individual visitor, that is why it seems that slow to you. :winkwink:

Just kidding ... it is hostlane.com

Cheers,
Mike

very cool looking service!

obviously this would be good for paysite owners!

Not yet ...

Hi GeneriMike,

actually it is a good service for all webmasters who have international visitors on their sites (Paysite programs, TGPs, Seach engine specialists, etc.).

ha cha cha cha...i actually did send you a website quote though...curious as to how much it would cost.

Hi QualityMpegs,

You will have your quote within 48 hours.

Cheers,
Mike

Hi QualityMpegs,

to which email address did you send it? I have not receive anything from you? Did you send it to mike(at)pt-solutions.net ?

Cheers,
Mike

P.S.: You have to replace the "(at)" with an "@" in my email address. This is a special character, that you will get if you press an "a" and then draw an "O" around. :winkwink:

Oh shit got to change that (my profile)

she's my exgirl

Hey QualityMpegs,

don't worry about it, we will soon all walk around carrying and spending Chinese Yuan Renminbi anyhow. :)

Pretty good,
Could be a could edition to our services
:winkwink:

Hey xxxoutsourcing,

that is a great idea. Let's do something together! We send you the adult webmasters who have problems with their Asian language sites designs, and you can offer your webmasters a complete service package with designs in all major languages out of one hand.

Sounds good? :)

Have a nice day!
Mike

the starter of this thread is FUCKING HILARIOUS..

He could be a fucking professional standup comedian something.

:1orglaugh

Hi .nihilist,

could you please make me a contact to edgecash?

Thanks a lot!
Mike

nice looking ex you had :D

Ex ... ???

Oh yeah, it was pretty tough for me too when I had to take off my Mickey Mouse poster off my bed room wall ... still I would not call him my ex. :winkwink:

Hey Mike i dont want a cuote for spanish translation becouse i'm spanish and ca do it myself... but how much you bill for oriental languages translations?

Thanks :winkwink:

Hi onno,

for Japanese and Chinese we charge slightly more. Hit me up, and I will send you a free quote within 24 hours.

Cheers,
Mike