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GTS Mark · 01-14-2004, 03:06 PM

Hey everybody sorry my ICQ has been freezing up. Everyone seems to be messaging me now as soon as I hit 2 pages. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I am just grabbing dinner now but I will get back to EVERYONE as soon as I am done.

Thanks for your patience.

DH

JamesK · 01-14-2004, 03:08 PM

wow that's easy money

webgurl · 01-14-2004, 03:09 PM

sorry guys and gals ,
The offer is closed i got the position

slapass · 01-14-2004, 03:12 PM

I got someone for you. Female over 30, organized as hell and not involved in the industry in anyway. So non compete is no biggy.

ICQ 166708909

Brat · 01-14-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Is this position only open to men?

hmm i hope not.
because im quite interested and im not a man

serious · 01-14-2004, 03:16 PM

I think you are all taking this a little too seriously

Dawgy · 01-14-2004, 03:17 PM

will the icqbitch get to play with your xbox during work hours?

Trax · 01-14-2004, 03:19 PM

this thread is really aweseom

ColBigBalls · 01-14-2004, 03:30 PM

so who is the winner

webgurl · 01-14-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls
so who is the winner

Its me

vicki · 01-14-2004, 03:36 PM

am I the only one here waiting for the other shoe to drop?

I'm thinking someone is having quite a chuckle right now ... hehehe ;)

tbabe · 01-14-2004, 03:39 PM

I wouldnt roll out of bed for 40K

But good luck finidng someone to work so cheap.

StuartD · 01-14-2004, 04:03 PM

DH, filled the position yet? I'd gladly do it and be your personal programmer on top of it. What do ya say?

uno · 01-14-2004, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
DH, filled the position yet? I'd gladly do it and be your personal programmer on top of it. What do ya say?

I'll do it and toss in masked man on top of it.

StuartD · 01-14-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uno
I'll do it and toss in masked man on top of it.

Your generosity knows no bounds

Chris · 01-14-2004, 04:11 PM

DH - your from orangevill ont?

GTS Mark · 01-14-2004, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
DH - your from orangevill ont?

Yup I sure am

Yep position has been filled thanks guys.

DH

Sarah - GTS · 01-16-2004, 03:42 PM

Gotta bump this thread cause it was so damn funny!!

MT_Butterfly · 01-17-2004, 09:19 AM

Ewww! Pick Me! I have excellent people skills...can multi-task and I'm a really fucking nice chick. I'm looking for work involving my "people skills".

Anyone interested can contact me on ICQ. :D

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 01-17-2004, 10:40 AM

Heh, I look GREAT in a 3-piece office suit if you need a secretary ;)

hit me up : 166962923

Rictor · 01-17-2004, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Due to the overwhelming amount of icq's I am getting I am looking for an ICQ secretary. This person must be trustworthy, reliable and be able to multi-task. I must receive all messages on a timely basis and all information must be handled in a very discrete manner.

Please contact me on ICQ if you are interested. Salary is negotiable but starting is around $40,000 per year.

Thanks,

DH

Hahahaha. Sweet.

Rictor · 01-17-2004, 10:49 AM

Anyone want to buy my wife for a one-time payment for $40k? No refunds or exchanges.

imJason · 01-17-2004, 10:54 AM

dude, your nuts,

you should give your clients a discount before you waste 40K usd, on a secretary,

I have a personal assitant who sits next to me every day,

25K cdn a year, man, she is married with a kid,

her mom watchs the kid while she works and her husband has a job,

thats the real work,

for 40K usd, your employee better do sales, and produce results,

you could have 2 cordinators slash office assitants, in your home or in a local office, for 40K usd,

they would do all your paper work and everything,

this post I think is just a big joke, to get webmasters on your jock begging for money,

my

BRISK · 01-17-2004, 11:11 AM

ICQ secretary

Raven · 01-17-2004, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
ICQ secretary

DH...did you get one?

I still want it...the title is funny enough..it's kind of like having your own driver.....

RainMailer · 01-17-2004, 11:23 AM

Msg me 179098083 I can definately help you with this! I can probably do this cheaper than 40k for sure.

Bake · 01-17-2004, 10:08 PM

Hey DH if your serious hit me on ICQ I have that type of time spare.

Makingcoin · 01-17-2004, 10:11 PM

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DH loves the cock.

01-14-2004, 03:08 PM	#102
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	wow that's easy money __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

01-14-2004, 03:16 PM	#106
serious Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,594	I think you are all taking this a little too seriously __________________ new search

01-14-2004, 03:17 PM	#107
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	will the icqbitch get to play with your xbox during work hours? __________________ the revolution is coming.

01-14-2004, 03:36 PM	#111
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	am I the only one here waiting for the other shoe to drop? I'm thinking someone is having quite a chuckle right now ... hehehe ;) __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

01-14-2004, 04:03 PM	#113
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	DH, filled the position yet? I'd gladly do it and be your personal programmer on top of it. What do ya say? __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

01-14-2004, 03:06 PM	#101
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Hey everybody sorry my ICQ has been freezing up. Everyone seems to be messaging me now as soon as I hit 2 pages. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I am just grabbing dinner now but I will get back to EVERYONE as soon as I am done. Thanks for your patience. DH

01-14-2004, 03:09 PM	#103
webgurl Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Clouds with Carebears Posts: 7,954	sorry guys and gals , The offer is closed i got the position

01-14-2004, 03:12 PM	#104
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	I got someone for you. Female over 30, organized as hell and not involved in the industry in anyway. So non compete is no biggy. ICQ 166708909

01-14-2004, 03:19 PM	#108
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	this thread is really aweseom

01-14-2004, 03:30 PM	#109
ColBigBalls Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,733	so who is the winner

01-14-2004, 03:39 PM	#112
tbabe Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,494	I wouldnt roll out of bed for 40K But good luck finidng someone to work so cheap.

01-14-2004, 04:11 PM	#116
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	DH - your from orangevill ont? __________________ [email protected]

01-16-2004, 03:42 PM	#118
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01-17-2004, 09:19 AM	#119
MT_Butterfly Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Montana Posts: 687	Ewww! Pick Me! I have excellent people skills...can multi-task and I'm a really fucking nice chick. I'm looking for work involving my "people skills". Anyone interested can contact me on ICQ. :D __________________ No sig for you!

01-17-2004, 10:40 AM	#120
Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Heh, I look GREAT in a 3-piece office suit if you need a secretary ;) hit me up : 166962923 __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]

01-17-2004, 10:49 AM	#122
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Anyone want to buy my wife for a one-time payment for $40k? No refunds or exchanges.

01-17-2004, 10:54 AM	#123
imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	dude, your nuts, you should give your clients a discount before you waste 40K usd, on a secretary, I have a personal assitant who sits next to me every day, 25K cdn a year, man, she is married with a kid, her mom watchs the kid while she works and her husband has a job, thats the real work, for 40K usd, your employee better do sales, and produce results, you could have 2 cordinators slash office assitants, in your home or in a local office, for 40K usd, they would do all your paper work and everything, this post I think is just a big joke, to get webmasters on your jock begging for money, my __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com

01-17-2004, 11:11 AM	#124
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	ICQ secretary __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

01-17-2004, 11:23 AM	#126
RainMailer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland Posts: 826	Msg me 179098083 I can definately help you with this! I can probably do this cheaper than 40k for sure. __________________ harbinc at gmail dot com

01-17-2004, 10:08 PM	#127
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01-17-2004, 10:11 PM	#128
Makingcoin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Ditch Posts: 8,919	mauahahhahahahahahahahhahahah DH loves the cock. __________________ www.MAKINGCOIN.com icq. 166-662-831 "Start making large coin!" Daddy I Get Paid To Be A Whore - Coming Soon