New Program Announcement -- FastSize.com - $100 per sale! - GoFuckYourself.com

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 05:09 PM

Hey guys,

We've been testing this program for a month or two now and it's ready to promote!

http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/

Many of you may know me from big-penis.com, which has been around since 1999, and has over 100k users. That was the very FIRST penis enlargement affiliate program, and as we all know there are literally hundreds of them around these days.

If you want to give your surfers a more viable alternative than penis pills & patches, or promote it as an adjunct sponsor, I think you'll be pleased with the results. Below is a screencap of stats from this morning.

The payout is $75 per sale to start. Some affiliates are already achieving $.50 per incoming click earned, or more. If you can sell 10 or more period (biweekly) we'll bump you up to $100 each! Also, if you promote via CPC or by advertising on sites like thehun and therefore have a limited profit margin, contact me after you signup and we'll try to give you a payout bump to make it worthwhile.

Give this program a test guys, while it's brand new. I should mention that this traction method of enlargement is actually clinically proven to be effective. Used in conjunction with pills, patches, and natural penis enlargement methods it could be considered even more effective. This program sells great if you already have PE related traffic obviously, as well as paysite members areas, gallery traffic, or even just freesite banner clickthrus.

Please contact me if you want to discuss anything related to the program, or if you just want to show me a pic of your big ol' weiner.

Brian

ICQ - 1713 97 560
brian -at- fastsize -dot- com

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 05:09 PM

dj pussy · 01-13-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
Hey guys,

We've been testing this program for a month or two now and it's ready to promote!

http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/

Many of you may know me from big-penis.com, which has been around since 1999, and has over 100k users. That was the very FIRST penis enlargement affiliate program, and as we all know there are literally hundreds of them around these days.

If you want to give your surfers a more viable alternative than penis pills & patches, or promote it as an adjunct sponsor, I think you'll be pleased with the results. Below is a screencap of stats from this morning.

The payout is $75 per sale to start. Some affiliates are already achieving $.50 per incoming click earned, or more. If you can sell 10 or more period (biweekly) we'll bump you up to $100 each! Also, if you promote via CPC or by advertising on sites like thehun and therefore have a limited profit margin, contact me after you signup and we'll try to give you a payout bump to make it worthwhile.

Give this program a test guys, while it's brand new. I should mention that this traction method of enlargement is actually clinically proven to be effective. Used in conjunction with pills, patches, and natural penis enlargement methods it could be considered even more effective. This program sells great if you already have PE related traffic obviously, as well as paysite members areas, gallery traffic, or even just freesite banner clickthrus.

Please contact me if you want to discuss anything related to the program, or if you just want to show me a pic of your big ol' weiner.

Brian

ICQ - 1713 97 560
brian -at- fastsize -dot- com

ok, lets give it a try!
good luck!

p1mpdogg · 01-13-2004, 05:23 PM

hey B, looks good, we'll pimp your stuff in our members areas man

stocktrader23 · 01-13-2004, 05:56 PM

Site looks great Brian and I'm sure it will do well. Thanks for the design biz you sent this way also, we enjoyed it and look forward to working with you again.

JulianSosa · 01-13-2004, 06:05 PM

Dam $300 for a penis stretcher.
Ill stick to my rubber band and a shoe lace.

Good luck

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
hey B, looks good, we'll pimp your stuff in our members areas man

Cheers, good lookin' out Trey

jkfc · 01-13-2004, 06:46 PM

Looks nice, think i will give it a try, our members can always use a good enlarge program.

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jkfc
Looks nice, think i will give it a try, our members can always use a good enlarge program.

Cool ... give a holler if you need any promo graphics that fit into your members area designs

01-13-2004, 07:19 PM

looks great, will throw some traffic this week

alias · 01-13-2004, 07:26 PM

These enlargers are amazingly easy to sell, and at 75 or 100 bucks a pop I have already made some decent cash with this new program.

Thanks Brian.

Mr Pheer · 01-13-2004, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
I should mention that this traction method of enlargement is actually clinically proven to be effective. Used in conjunction with pills, patches, and natural penis enlargement methods it could be considered even more effective.

I bet your cock is just huge

alias · 01-13-2004, 08:05 PM

alm4n · 01-13-2004, 08:08 PM

HEY THATS MY PICTURE AND I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO PASTE IT. ******.

ps. unban me

alias · 01-13-2004, 08:09 PM

alm0nd I didn't ban you little n0g

alm4n · 01-13-2004, 08:10 PM

adamsux

alias · 01-13-2004, 08:11 PM

4L

I heard u sent him 5 bux for a happy meal.. .

but he was all

alm4n · 01-13-2004, 08:12 PM

hahaha

Los · 01-13-2004, 08:31 PM

1:64 for me today on fastsize....

tony286 · 01-13-2004, 08:36 PM

keep fucking surfers way to go, its not like we depend on them for our living . lol

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 08:40 PM

no way in hell would I sell that deathtrap.

alias · 01-13-2004, 08:41 PM

I wish I could afford to give the surfers handjobs for free.

triumph · 01-13-2004, 08:46 PM

very nice looking site!

How come it is so expensive! I think my surfers can buy and pay up to $100, but $300 is a lot of money these days.

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by triumph
very nice looking site!

How come it is so expensive! I think my surfers can buy and pay up to $100, but $300 is a lot of money these days.

Probably 1/2 of the orders take advantage of our deferred payment option ... meaning they only have to pay $49 or $99 upfront, not $299. I'm sure that helps the ratios a lot.

Think about how much you're earning per click, not so much the actual signup ratio. I'll be damned if it's not converting better than 1:150 today though.

alias · 01-13-2004, 09:06 PM

if my cock was mad small I think I could come up with $300.

gin · 01-13-2004, 09:12 PM

heh i just can't imagine some one using that thing daily.. looks scary.. what if their wife walks in and they have this big medal thing attached to their dick

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gin
heh i just can't imagine some one using that thing daily.. looks scary.. what if their wife walks in and they have this big medal thing attached to their dick

To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 6:17 PM

I have a question. When I bought the Fastsize product, You had a deal going on regarding earning the $300 back With some before and after pictures. Could I get more information about that please. I bought my product late Nov. and I can see a difference, So can my girlfriend. I have been wearing it about 8 hours a day since. I do have some before pic. and it is very noticeable in the length and width.

Paul

_______________

Guys that order penis enlargement products usually have NO shame in what they are doing, you'd be amazed.

They are always asking if they can talk to someone on the phone about the product, etc.

gin · 01-13-2004, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]

To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 6:17 PM

I have a question. When I bought the Fastsize product, You had a deal going on regarding earning the $300 back With some before and after pictures. Could I get more information about that please. I bought my product late Nov. and I can see a difference, So can my girlfriend. I have been wearing it about 8 hours a day since. I do have some before pic. and it is very noticeable in the length and width.

Paul

_______________

Guys that order penis enlargement products usually have NO shame in what they are doing, you'd be amazed. They are always asking if they can talk to someone on the phone about the product, etc.

wow poor people with small dicks.. 8 hours a day? whatever sales

rowan · 01-13-2004, 09:21 PM

Are affiliates credited for all payment methods?

rowan · 01-13-2004, 09:26 PM

Does anyone see anything wrong with this banner?

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Are affiliates credited for all payment methods?

Credit cards, ACH, & paypal

bank wires and money orders you do not get credit for, we don't offer ordering by telephone just yet.

99% of the orders thus far have been CC because of the payment plans

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Does anyone see anything wrong with this banner?

<img src="http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/banners/fs_odd02_200x200_anim.gif">

Well benefitted is spelled wrong, what else? ;-))

adultdesignstudios.com made all of the adult-oriented banners, and they are quite good

rowan · 01-13-2004, 10:13 PM

How often are the stats updated? I am sending through an FPA (I changed the rid) but my clicks are still showing as 0... there's been at least a couple of test clicks by myself.

BTW, the banner has a dick growing into that guys mouth.

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
How often are the stats updated? I am sending through an FPA (I changed the rid) but my clicks are still showing as 0... there's been at least a couple of test clicks by myself.

BTW, the banner has a dick growing into that guys mouth.

The stats are realtime, I see a few on your account now.

hehe, I didn't even notice that on the banner

chodadog · 01-13-2004, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]

Well benefitted is spelled wrong, what else? ;-))

adultdesignstudios.com made all of the adult-oriented banners, and they are quite good

Poor bastard is copping it on the lips!

chodadog · 01-13-2004, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]

To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 6:17 PM

I have a question. When I bought the Fastsize product, You had a deal going on regarding earning the $300 back With some before and after pictures. Could I get more information about that please. I bought my product late Nov. and I can see a difference, So can my girlfriend. I have been wearing it about 8 hours a day since. I do have some before pic. and it is very noticeable in the length and width.

Paul

_______________

Guys that order penis enlargement products usually have NO shame in what they are doing, you'd be amazed. They are always asking if they can talk to someone on the phone about the product, etc.

How could stretching the penis have any effect on the width, other than making it thinner?

brand0n · 01-13-2004, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]

Credit cards, ACH, & paypal

bank wires and money orders you do not get credit for, we don't offer ordering by telephone just yet.

99% of the orders thus far have been CC because of the payment plans

damn man, i was going to send you traffic up till that point
bank wires and money orders you do not get credit for?! why not? if my surfer sends a wire, i should get paid for it, dont you think?

[Brian] · 01-13-2004, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

damn man, i was going to send you traffic up till that point
bank wires and money orders you do not get credit for?! why not? if my surfer sends a wire, i should get paid for it, dont you think?

Are you being facetious?

How can I give you credit on a wire transfer except to ask the user 'where did you hear about this site?'

for the record, as of yet not a single person has paid by bank wire - it's just 'there' as an option

Vitasoy · 01-13-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alias

haha damn!

xanx · 01-13-2004, 11:45 PM

man I have got to try this thing, even someone w/ 10" could use one or two more

[Brian] · 01-14-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xanx
man I have got to try this thing, even someone w/ 10" could use one or two more

Yeah you'd be surprised at some of the emails that come in. We get a lot of "hey I'm already 9" how long would it take to get to 12" using your device??"

Some guys are never satisfied I guess

xanx · 01-14-2004, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]

Yeah you'd be surprised at some of the emails that come in. We get a lot of "hey I'm already 9" how long would it take to get to 12" using your device??"

Some guys are never satisfied I guess

and i bet everyone of them is telling the truth

chodadog · 01-14-2004, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]

Are you being facetious?

How can I give you credit on a wire transfer except to ask the user 'where did you hear about this site?'

for the record, as of yet not a single person has paid by bank wire - it's just 'there' as an option

On the page that displays the wire transfer information, just add an extra thing to the form:

Bank name: Bank of America
Address: Florin-Greenhaven Branch
P.O. Box 37176
San Francisco, CA 94137-0001
Account Name AEA Network
Account # 16963-11425
Routing # 121000358
Comments: -affiliate ID here-

I can't remember what the thingy is exactly, but you know how you can send a note or a comment with a wire? Just have the php file grab the affiliate's ID, and the customer will add when he makes the wire. That way, you can give affiliates credit for the sale.

It's not going to work all the time. Maybe worth adding something like..

"To take advantage of this special price, you must mention this special coupon code"

Something like that.

[Brian] · 01-14-2004, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog

On the page that displays the wire transfer information, just add an extra thing to the form:

Bank name: Bank of America
Address: Florin-Greenhaven Branch
P.O. Box 37176
San Francisco, CA 94137-0001
Account Name AEA Network
Account # 16963-11425
Routing # 121000358
Comments: -affiliate ID here-

I can't remember what the thingy is exactly, but you know how you can send a note or a comment with a wire? Just have the php file grab the affiliate's ID, and the customer will add when he makes the wire. That way, you can give affiliates credit for the sale.

It's not going to work all the time. Maybe worth adding something like..

"To take advantage of this special price, you must mention this special coupon code"

Something like that.

Yeah that's actually a good idea.

We'll probably just remove the wire transfer option since not one person has used it and replace it with phone ordering option instead. I know some sponsors have ways of tracking phone orders by having a large block of extensions and handing those out to affiliates so they can get credit.

Kinder · 01-14-2004, 01:54 AM

If the surfer purchase the item through 3 payments or 4 payments plans you will ship him the item right after he pays just the first rate?

[Brian] · 01-14-2004, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinder
If the surfer purchase the item through 3 payments or 4 payments plans you will ship him the item right after he pays just the first rate?

Yes, we ship immediately whether they pay all upfront or defer the payments.

media · 01-14-2004, 03:06 AM

Brian, please have your gfx guys make me some buttons..

215x100 or 105x130 we're gonna put this shit in our members areas for sure....

[Brian] · 01-14-2004, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
Brian, please have your gfx guys make me some buttons..

215x100 or 105x130 we're gonna put this shit in our members areas for sure....

Will do media, thanks man

Thanks to everyone who has signed up today and chatted with me on icq -- WHO ELSE is gonna get in on this before it's all over the TGPs, etc.??

media · 01-14-2004, 05:21 AM

Thanks for getting at me earlier.. Just let me know whenever you've got these and I'll stick em up..

Deepsy1 · 01-14-2004, 08:01 AM

heh sounds like a revolution in penis enlargement programs !
good work !

01-13-2004, 05:09 PM	#1
[Brian] Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 1,523	New Program Announcement -- FastSize.com - $100 per sale! Hey guys, We've been testing this program for a month or two now and it's ready to promote! http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/ Many of you may know me from big-penis.com, which has been around since 1999, and has over 100k users. That was the very FIRST penis enlargement affiliate program, and as we all know there are literally hundreds of them around these days. If you want to give your surfers a more viable alternative than penis pills & patches, or promote it as an adjunct sponsor, I think you'll be pleased with the results. Below is a screencap of stats from this morning. The payout is $75 per sale to start. Some affiliates are already achieving $.50 per incoming click earned, or more. If you can sell 10 or more period (biweekly) we'll bump you up to $100 each! Also, if you promote via CPC or by advertising on sites like thehun and therefore have a limited profit margin, contact me after you signup and we'll try to give you a payout bump to make it worthwhile. Give this program a test guys, while it's brand new. I should mention that this traction method of enlargement is actually clinically proven to be effective. Used in conjunction with pills, patches, and natural penis enlargement methods it could be considered even more effective. This program sells great if you already have PE related traffic obviously, as well as paysite members areas, gallery traffic, or even just freesite banner clickthrus. Please contact me if you want to discuss anything related to the program, or if you just want to show me a pic of your big ol' weiner. Brian ICQ - 1713 97 560 brian -at- fastsize -dot- com __________________ HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program ICQ: 391113064

01-13-2004, 05:23 PM	#4
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	hey B, looks good, we'll pimp your stuff in our members areas man __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

01-13-2004, 05:56 PM	#5
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Site looks great Brian and I'm sure it will do well. Thanks for the design biz you sent this way also, we enjoyed it and look forward to working with you again. __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." Last edited by stocktrader23; 01-13-2004 at 05:58 PM..

01-13-2004, 06:46 PM	#8
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01-13-2004, 07:26 PM	#11
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	These enlargers are amazingly easy to sell, and at 75 or 100 bucks a pop I have already made some decent cash with this new program. Thanks Brian. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

01-13-2004, 06:05 PM	#6
JulianSosa Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,042	Dam $300 for a penis stretcher. Ill stick to my rubber band and a shoe lace. Good luck

01-13-2004, 07:19 PM	#10
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	looks great, will throw some traffic this week

01-13-2004, 08:05 PM	#13
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	__________________ https://porncorporation.com

01-13-2004, 08:08 PM	#14
alm4n Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: toronto Posts: 629	HEY THATS MY PICTURE AND I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO PASTE IT. ******. ps. unban me

01-13-2004, 08:09 PM	#15
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	alm0nd I didn't ban you little n0g __________________ https://porncorporation.com

01-13-2004, 08:10 PM	#16
alm4n Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: toronto Posts: 629	adamsux

01-13-2004, 08:11 PM	#17
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	4L I heard u sent him 5 bux for a happy meal.. . but he was all __________________ https://porncorporation.com

01-13-2004, 08:12 PM	#18
alm4n Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: toronto Posts: 629	hahaha

01-13-2004, 08:31 PM	#19
Los Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Francisco Posts: 427	1:64 for me today on fastsize....

01-13-2004, 08:36 PM	#20
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	keep fucking surfers way to go, its not like we depend on them for our living . lol

01-13-2004, 08:40 PM	#21
- Jesus Christ - Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ::::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: ::::::\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|:::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::: Posts: 7,197	no way in hell would I sell that deathtrap. __________________ Amen

01-13-2004, 08:41 PM	#22
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	I wish I could afford to give the surfers handjobs for free. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

01-13-2004, 08:46 PM	#23
triumph Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,433	very nice looking site! How come it is so expensive! I think my surfers can buy and pay up to $100, but $300 is a lot of money these days.

01-13-2004, 09:06 PM	#25
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	if my cock was mad small I think I could come up with $300. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

01-13-2004, 09:12 PM	#26
gin Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 672	heh i just can't imagine some one using that thing daily.. looks scary.. what if their wife walks in and they have this big medal thing attached to their dick

01-13-2004, 09:21 PM	#29
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Are affiliates credited for all payment methods?

01-13-2004, 09:26 PM	#30
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Does anyone see anything wrong with this banner? <img src="http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/banners/fs_odd02_200x200_anim.gif">

01-13-2004, 10:13 PM	#33
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	How often are the stats updated? I am sending through an FPA (I changed the rid) but my clicks are still showing as 0... there's been at least a couple of test clicks by myself. BTW, the banner has a dick growing into that guys mouth.

01-13-2004, 11:45 PM	#40
xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711	man I have got to try this thing, even someone w/ 10" could use one or two more

01-14-2004, 01:54 AM	#45
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01-14-2004, 03:06 AM	#47
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	Brian, please have your gfx guys make me some buttons.. 215x100 or 105x130 we're gonna put this shit in our members areas for sure.... __________________ I'm here for the violence!

01-14-2004, 05:21 AM	#49
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	Thanks for getting at me earlier.. Just let me know whenever you've got these and I'll stick em up.. __________________ I'm here for the violence!

01-14-2004, 08:01 AM	#50
Deepsy1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Pimple-faced-script-kiddie-ville Posts: 506	heh sounds like a revolution in penis enlargement programs ! good work ! __________________ ...but still im having memories of high speed,when the cops crash, pushing a cock into my ass,while my tiny pecker blasts.