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[Brian] 01-13-2004 05:09 PM

New Program Announcement -- FastSize.com - $100 per sale!
 
Hey guys,

We've been testing this program for a month or two now and it's ready to promote!

http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/

Many of you may know me from big-penis.com, which has been around since 1999, and has over 100k users. That was the very FIRST penis enlargement affiliate program, and as we all know there are literally hundreds of them around these days.

If you want to give your surfers a more viable alternative than penis pills & patches, or promote it as an adjunct sponsor, I think you'll be pleased with the results. Below is a screencap of stats from this morning.

The payout is $75 per sale to start. Some affiliates are already achieving $.50 per incoming click earned, or more. If you can sell 10 or more period (biweekly) we'll bump you up to $100 each! Also, if you promote via CPC or by advertising on sites like thehun and therefore have a limited profit margin, contact me after you signup and we'll try to give you a payout bump to make it worthwhile.

Give this program a test guys, while it's brand new. I should mention that this traction method of enlargement is actually clinically proven to be effective. Used in conjunction with pills, patches, and natural penis enlargement methods it could be considered even more effective. This program sells great if you already have PE related traffic obviously, as well as paysite members areas, gallery traffic, or even just freesite banner clickthrus.

Please contact me if you want to discuss anything related to the program, or if you just want to show me a pic of your big ol' weiner.

Brian

ICQ - 1713 97 560
brian -at- fastsize -dot- com

[Brian] 01-13-2004 05:09 PM

http://fastsize.com/today_stats.jpg

dj pussy 01-13-2004 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
Hey guys,

We've been testing this program for a month or two now and it's ready to promote!

http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/

Many of you may know me from big-penis.com, which has been around since 1999, and has over 100k users. That was the very FIRST penis enlargement affiliate program, and as we all know there are literally hundreds of them around these days.

If you want to give your surfers a more viable alternative than penis pills & patches, or promote it as an adjunct sponsor, I think you'll be pleased with the results. Below is a screencap of stats from this morning.

The payout is $75 per sale to start. Some affiliates are already achieving $.50 per incoming click earned, or more. If you can sell 10 or more period (biweekly) we'll bump you up to $100 each! Also, if you promote via CPC or by advertising on sites like thehun and therefore have a limited profit margin, contact me after you signup and we'll try to give you a payout bump to make it worthwhile.

Give this program a test guys, while it's brand new. I should mention that this traction method of enlargement is actually clinically proven to be effective. Used in conjunction with pills, patches, and natural penis enlargement methods it could be considered even more effective. This program sells great if you already have PE related traffic obviously, as well as paysite members areas, gallery traffic, or even just freesite banner clickthrus.

Please contact me if you want to discuss anything related to the program, or if you just want to show me a pic of your big ol' weiner.

Brian

ICQ - 1713 97 560
brian -at- fastsize -dot- com


ok, lets give it a try!
good luck!

p1mpdogg 01-13-2004 05:23 PM

hey B, looks good, we'll pimp your stuff in our members areas man

stocktrader23 01-13-2004 05:56 PM

Site looks great Brian and I'm sure it will do well. Thanks for the design biz you sent this way also, we enjoyed it and look forward to working with you again.

JulianSosa 01-13-2004 06:05 PM

Dam $300 for a penis stretcher.
Ill stick to my rubber band and a shoe lace.

Good luck :)

[Brian] 01-13-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
hey B, looks good, we'll pimp your stuff in our members areas man
Cheers, good lookin' out Trey :glugglug

jkfc 01-13-2004 06:46 PM

Looks nice, think i will give it a try, our members can always use a good enlarge program. :thumbsup

[Brian] 01-13-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jkfc
Looks nice, think i will give it a try, our members can always use a good enlarge program. :thumbsup
Cool ... give a holler if you need any promo graphics that fit into your members area designs :thumbsup

buddyjuf 01-13-2004 07:19 PM

looks great, will throw some traffic this week

alias 01-13-2004 07:26 PM

These enlargers are amazingly easy to sell, and at 75 or 100 bucks a pop I have already made some decent cash with this new program.

Thanks Brian. :thumbsup

Mr Pheer 01-13-2004 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
I should mention that this traction method of enlargement is actually clinically proven to be effective. Used in conjunction with pills, patches, and natural penis enlargement methods it could be considered even more effective.
I bet your cock is just huge

alias 01-13-2004 08:05 PM

http://alman.d4nk.com/brian.jpg

alm4n 01-13-2004 08:08 PM

HEY THATS MY PICTURE AND I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO PASTE IT. ******. :)


ps. unban me

alias 01-13-2004 08:09 PM

alm0nd I didn't ban you little n0g

alm4n 01-13-2004 08:10 PM

adamsux :Graucho

alias 01-13-2004 08:11 PM

4L

I heard u sent him 5 bux for a happy meal.. .:1orglaugh

but he was all :321GFY

alm4n 01-13-2004 08:12 PM

hahaha

:thumbsup

Los 01-13-2004 08:31 PM

1:64 for me today on fastsize....

tony286 01-13-2004 08:36 PM

keep fucking surfers way to go, its not like we depend on them for our living . lol

- Jesus Christ - 01-13-2004 08:40 PM

no way in hell would I sell that deathtrap. :1orglaugh

alias 01-13-2004 08:41 PM

I wish I could afford to give the surfers handjobs for free.

triumph 01-13-2004 08:46 PM

very nice looking site!

How come it is so expensive! I think my surfers can buy and pay up to $100, but $300 is a lot of money these days.

[Brian] 01-13-2004 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by triumph
very nice looking site!

How come it is so expensive! I think my surfers can buy and pay up to $100, but $300 is a lot of money these days.

Probably 1/2 of the orders take advantage of our deferred payment option ... meaning they only have to pay $49 or $99 upfront, not $299. I'm sure that helps the ratios a lot.

Think about how much you're earning per click, not so much the actual signup ratio. I'll be damned if it's not converting better than 1:150 today though. :glugglug

alias 01-13-2004 09:06 PM

if my cock was mad small I think I could come up with $300. :2 cents:

gin 01-13-2004 09:12 PM

heh i just can't imagine some one using that thing daily.. looks scary.. what if their wife walks in and they have this big medal thing attached to their dick

[Brian] 01-13-2004 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gin
heh i just can't imagine some one using that thing daily.. looks scary.. what if their wife walks in and they have this big medal thing attached to their dick
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 6:17 PM


I have a question. When I bought the Fastsize product, You had a deal going on regarding earning the $300 back With some before and after pictures. Could I get more information about that please. I bought my product late Nov. and I can see a difference, So can my girlfriend. I have been wearing it about 8 hours a day since. I do have some before pic. and it is very noticeable in the length and width.

Paul

_______________

Guys that order penis enlargement products usually have NO shame in what they are doing, you'd be amazed. :) They are always asking if they can talk to someone on the phone about the product, etc.

gin 01-13-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]


To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 6:17 PM


I have a question. When I bought the Fastsize product, You had a deal going on regarding earning the $300 back With some before and after pictures. Could I get more information about that please. I bought my product late Nov. and I can see a difference, So can my girlfriend. I have been wearing it about 8 hours a day since. I do have some before pic. and it is very noticeable in the length and width.

Paul

_______________

Guys that order penis enlargement products usually have NO shame in what they are doing, you'd be amazed. :) They are always asking if they can talk to someone on the phone about the product, etc.

:1orglaugh wow poor people with small dicks.. 8 hours a day? whatever sales :thumbsup

rowan 01-13-2004 09:21 PM

Are affiliates credited for all payment methods?

rowan 01-13-2004 09:26 PM

Does anyone see anything wrong with this banner? :winkwink:

<img src="http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/banners/fs_odd02_200x200_anim.gif">

[Brian] 01-13-2004 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Are affiliates credited for all payment methods?
Credit cards, ACH, & paypal

bank wires and money orders you do not get credit for, we don't offer ordering by telephone just yet.

99% of the orders thus far have been CC because of the payment plans :2 cents:

[Brian] 01-13-2004 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Does anyone see anything wrong with this banner? :winkwink:

<img src="http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/banners/fs_odd02_200x200_anim.gif">

Well benefitted is spelled wrong, what else? ;-))

adultdesignstudios.com made all of the adult-oriented banners, and they are quite good

rowan 01-13-2004 10:13 PM

How often are the stats updated? I am sending through an FPA (I changed the rid) but my clicks are still showing as 0... there's been at least a couple of test clicks by myself.

BTW, the banner has a dick growing into that guys mouth. :winkwink:

[Brian] 01-13-2004 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
How often are the stats updated? I am sending through an FPA (I changed the rid) but my clicks are still showing as 0... there's been at least a couple of test clicks by myself.

BTW, the banner has a dick growing into that guys mouth. :winkwink:

The stats are realtime, I see a few on your account now.

hehe, I didn't even notice that on the banner

chodadog 01-13-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]


Well benefitted is spelled wrong, what else? ;-))

adultdesignstudios.com made all of the adult-oriented banners, and they are quite good

Poor bastard is copping it on the lips!
:1orglaugh

chodadog 01-13-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]


To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 6:17 PM


I have a question. When I bought the Fastsize product, You had a deal going on regarding earning the $300 back With some before and after pictures. Could I get more information about that please. I bought my product late Nov. and I can see a difference, So can my girlfriend. I have been wearing it about 8 hours a day since. I do have some before pic. and it is very noticeable in the length and width.

Paul

_______________

Guys that order penis enlargement products usually have NO shame in what they are doing, you'd be amazed. :) They are always asking if they can talk to someone on the phone about the product, etc.

How could stretching the penis have any effect on the width, other than making it thinner?

brand0n 01-13-2004 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]


Credit cards, ACH, & paypal

bank wires and money orders you do not get credit for, we don't offer ordering by telephone just yet.

99% of the orders thus far have been CC because of the payment plans :2 cents:

damn man, i was going to send you traffic up till that point
bank wires and money orders you do not get credit for?! why not? if my surfer sends a wire, i should get paid for it, dont you think?

[Brian] 01-13-2004 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

damn man, i was going to send you traffic up till that point
bank wires and money orders you do not get credit for?! why not? if my surfer sends a wire, i should get paid for it, dont you think?

Are you being facetious?

How can I give you credit on a wire transfer except to ask the user 'where did you hear about this site?'

for the record, as of yet not a single person has paid by bank wire - it's just 'there' as an option

Vitasoy 01-13-2004 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alias
http://alman.d4nk.com/brian.jpg
haha damn!

xanx 01-13-2004 11:45 PM

man I have got to try this thing, even someone w/ 10" could use one or two more :glugglug

[Brian] 01-14-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xanx
man I have got to try this thing, even someone w/ 10" could use one or two more :glugglug
Yeah you'd be surprised at some of the emails that come in. We get a lot of "hey I'm already 9" how long would it take to get to 12" using your device??"

Some guys are never satisfied I guess :Graucho

xanx 01-14-2004 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]


Yeah you'd be surprised at some of the emails that come in. We get a lot of "hey I'm already 9" how long would it take to get to 12" using your device??"

Some guys are never satisfied I guess :Graucho

and i bet everyone of them is telling the truth :1orglaugh

chodadog 01-14-2004 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]


Are you being facetious?

How can I give you credit on a wire transfer except to ask the user 'where did you hear about this site?'

for the record, as of yet not a single person has paid by bank wire - it's just 'there' as an option

On the page that displays the wire transfer information, just add an extra thing to the form:

Bank name: Bank of America
Address: Florin-Greenhaven Branch
P.O. Box 37176
San Francisco, CA 94137-0001
Account Name AEA Network
Account # 16963-11425
Routing # 121000358
Comments: -affiliate ID here-

I can't remember what the thingy is exactly, but you know how you can send a note or a comment with a wire? Just have the php file grab the affiliate's ID, and the customer will add when he makes the wire. That way, you can give affiliates credit for the sale.

It's not going to work all the time. Maybe worth adding something like..

"To take advantage of this special price, you must mention this special coupon code"

Something like that.

[Brian] 01-14-2004 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog


On the page that displays the wire transfer information, just add an extra thing to the form:

Bank name: Bank of America
Address: Florin-Greenhaven Branch
P.O. Box 37176
San Francisco, CA 94137-0001
Account Name AEA Network
Account # 16963-11425
Routing # 121000358
Comments: -affiliate ID here-

I can't remember what the thingy is exactly, but you know how you can send a note or a comment with a wire? Just have the php file grab the affiliate's ID, and the customer will add when he makes the wire. That way, you can give affiliates credit for the sale.

It's not going to work all the time. Maybe worth adding something like..

"To take advantage of this special price, you must mention this special coupon code"

Something like that.

Yeah that's actually a good idea.

We'll probably just remove the wire transfer option since not one person has used it and replace it with phone ordering option instead. I know some sponsors have ways of tracking phone orders by having a large block of extensions and handing those out to affiliates so they can get credit.

Kinder 01-14-2004 01:54 AM

If the surfer purchase the item through 3 payments or 4 payments plans you will ship him the item right after he pays just the first rate?

[Brian] 01-14-2004 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinder
If the surfer purchase the item through 3 payments or 4 payments plans you will ship him the item right after he pays just the first rate?
Yes, we ship immediately whether they pay all upfront or defer the payments. :)

media 01-14-2004 03:06 AM

Brian, please have your gfx guys make me some buttons..

215x100 or 105x130 we're gonna put this shit in our members areas for sure....

[Brian] 01-14-2004 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
Brian, please have your gfx guys make me some buttons..

215x100 or 105x130 we're gonna put this shit in our members areas for sure....


Will do media, thanks man :thumbsup


Thanks to everyone who has signed up today and chatted with me on icq -- WHO ELSE is gonna get in on this before it's all over the TGPs, etc.??

media 01-14-2004 05:21 AM

Thanks for getting at me earlier.. Just let me know whenever you've got these and I'll stick em up..

Deepsy1 01-14-2004 08:01 AM

heh sounds like a revolution in penis enlargement programs !
good work !:winkwink:


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