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Old 01-10-2004, 08:11 PM   #1
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How to let my gf loose?

I need to dump the bitch...but Im really bad with break ups... I was giving it too much time but it isn't for me anymore....

Give me some advices... (It will be good if I won't hurt her feelings... I hate being a dick)
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:12 PM   #2
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:12 PM   #3
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Just deflate her like you do when guests come over. Just this time don't blow her back up.
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:14 PM   #4
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:14 PM   #5
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Just deflate her like you do when guests come over. Just this time don't blow her back up.
When guests come over I stay until they leave... If they don't leave for a long time I suffer until they decide too... Im really bad at those things.
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:14 PM   #6
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Sorry to tell you, but no matter what you say, it'll hurt her feelings. Honestly, I'd be really fucking pissed if you weren't honest with me about why (were I in her shoes ).

Tell her that you still like her, but it's time to move on. The relationship fell apart a long time ago, but you tried to keep it going the best you could. Then act on what you say and move on.
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Sorry to tell you, but no matter what you say, it'll hurt her feelings. Honestly, I'd be really fucking pissed if you weren't honest with me about why (were I in her shoes ).
Everyone say that... Its bull...
If I loved someone I would want her to stay with me forever...
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:33 PM   #8
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:37 PM   #9
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Everyone say that... Its bull...
If I loved someone I would want her to stay with me forever...
Telling me I'm a liar now?

If I were being dumped, I'd want to know the reason. Not that I could do anything to fix it, but at least I'd know why.


Or do you not have a reason? You're just bored and want a new piece of ass?
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:39 PM   #10
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Open up a paysite for her.
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:39 PM   #11
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yeah be honest with ehr maybe she wants to duimp you but dont knowhow so ya might be ding her a favor
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Telling me I'm a liar now?

If I were being dumped, I'd want to know the reason. Not that I could do anything to fix it, but at least I'd know why.


Or do you not have a reason? You're just bored and want a new piece of ass?
Why are you so mad at me? wtf? relax.

I don't love her anymore...and she is a little annoying
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Why are you so mad at me? wtf? relax.

I don't love her anymore...and she is a little annoying
Then tell her. Like I said earlier, there's always going to be heartache in any breakup. I understand that you don't want to hurt her, but it's going to happen, so it might as well happen honestly.
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I should.... can you teach my how to avoid paying her and shave my affiliates?
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:43 PM   #15
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Be a man you little pansy fuck.
Tell her you are breaking up because she didn't give you enough blowjobs
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Agreed...
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yeah be honest with ehr maybe she wants to duimp you but dont knowhow so ya might be ding her a favor
I doubt
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Tell her you are breaking up because she didn't give you enough blowjobs
If I was a dickhead like you are I would of defenatly say that...
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