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Oracle Porn 01-10-2004 08:11 PM

How to let my gf loose?
 
I need to dump the bitch...but Im really bad with break ups... I was giving it too much time but it isn't for me anymore....

Give me some advices... (It will be good if I won't hurt her feelings... I hate being a dick)

Spunky 01-10-2004 08:12 PM

Tell her you bumholed some dude and you loved it..

Hue G. Pness 01-10-2004 08:12 PM

Just deflate her like you do when guests come over. Just this time don't blow her back up.

mrthumbs 01-10-2004 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
Just deflate her like you do when guests come over. Just this time don't blow her back up.
:1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 01-10-2004 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
Just deflate her like you do when guests come over. Just this time don't blow her back up.
When guests come over I stay until they leave... If they don't leave for a long time I suffer until they decide too... Im really bad at those things.

Tala 01-10-2004 08:14 PM

Sorry to tell you, but no matter what you say, it'll hurt her feelings. Honestly, I'd be really fucking pissed if you weren't honest with me about why (were I in her shoes ).

Tell her that you still like her, but it's time to move on. The relationship fell apart a long time ago, but you tried to keep it going the best you could. Then act on what you say and move on.

Oracle Porn 01-10-2004 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Sorry to tell you, but no matter what you say, it'll hurt her feelings. Honestly, I'd be really fucking pissed if you weren't honest with me about why (were I in her shoes ).

Everyone say that... Its bull...
If I loved someone I would want her to stay with me forever...

Rorschach 01-10-2004 08:33 PM

Beat her with a large stick.

Tala 01-10-2004 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


Everyone say that... Its bull...
If I loved someone I would want her to stay with me forever...

Telling me I'm a liar now? :feels-hot

If I were being dumped, I'd want to know the reason. Not that I could do anything to fix it, but at least I'd know why.


Or do you not have a reason? You're just bored and want a new piece of ass?

PerfectionGirls 01-10-2004 08:39 PM

Open up a paysite for her.

almighty 01-10-2004 08:39 PM

yeah be honest with ehr maybe she wants to duimp you but dont knowhow so ya might be ding her a favor :winkwink:

Oracle Porn 01-10-2004 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Telling me I'm a liar now? :feels-hot

If I were being dumped, I'd want to know the reason. Not that I could do anything to fix it, but at least I'd know why.


Or do you not have a reason? You're just bored and want a new piece of ass?

Why are you so mad at me? wtf? relax.

I don't love her anymore...and she is a little annoying

Tala 01-10-2004 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


Why are you so mad at me? wtf? relax.

I don't love her anymore...and she is a little annoying

Then tell her. Like I said earlier, there's always going to be heartache in any breakup. I understand that you don't want to hurt her, but it's going to happen, so it might as well happen honestly. :2 cents:

Oracle Porn 01-10-2004 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
Open up a paysite for her.
I should.... can you teach my how to avoid paying her and shave my affiliates?

Jman69 01-10-2004 08:43 PM

Be a man you little pansy fuck.
Tell her you are breaking up because she didn't give you enough blowjobs

Spunky 01-10-2004 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by Jman69
Be a man you little pansy fuck.

Agreed...

Oracle Porn 01-10-2004 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by almighty
yeah be honest with ehr maybe she wants to duimp you but dont knowhow so ya might be ding her a favor :winkwink:
I doubt :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 01-10-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jman69
Be a man you little pansy fuck.
Tell her you are breaking up because she didn't give you enough blowjobs

If I was a dickhead like you are I would of defenatly say that...

Rorschach 01-10-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jman69
Be a man you little pansy fuck.
Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
Beat her with a large stick.

Shoehorn! 01-10-2004 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
Just deflate her like you do when guests come over. Just this time don't blow her back up.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

InsaneMidget 01-10-2004 09:52 PM

Tell her the only way you can stay with her is if she brings a friend into your sex sessions. It's a win-win situation, she says no, she's gone, she says yes, you get two skanks...


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