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Darren · 01-08-2004, 12:44 PM

Designer wanted to work in conjunction with the MensNiche team on a variety of products.

Hours will be 8 hours a day, monday to friday, relocation is NOT necessary but available communication links such as the phone and ICQ must be on at all times during the ideas decided upon.

Looking for long term relationship after an initial 7 day trial.

Before applying for this position you must be very confident of being able to produce sites similiar to those already in the www.mensniche.com (take a look) and also have ideas and skills to bring a fresh approach to site designs.

The initial 7 day trial will test the speed and the quality of the work and to see if your compatiable with our needs.

Note: My style of criticism is direct, if I do not like something I will not try and make on that I do, i will be direct with no pussy footing about, if this kind of style would cause offence then please do not apply (this as caused problems in past). My other staff also have similiar styles.

Regarding pay this is negotiable.

ICQ 46335817. Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial.

JamesK · 01-08-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Darren
Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial.

That's funny. Anyway, good luck finding a designer

Your program is cute.

Darren · 01-08-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Wildcard

That's funny. Anyway, good luck finding a designer

Your program is cute.

its amazing some of the retards that contact u....

Veterans Day · 01-08-2004, 12:55 PM

designers who cry about no work should get there shit in order and give him a buzz, Darren is good people

Darren · 01-08-2004, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day
designers who cry about no work should get there shit in order and give him a buzz, Darren is good people

ooh nice words tks !

Veterans Day · 01-08-2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by Darren

ooh nice words tks !

well you know next week some designer will be beggin for any small jobs anyone can throw at him to help him.

loverboy · 01-08-2004, 01:15 PM

i appreciate the chat Darren, we will send you the portfolios immediately.

Darren · 01-08-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by loverboy
i appreciate the chat Darren, we will send you the portfolios immediately.

its ok... i want individuals to contact me as well please.

LasseKongos · 01-08-2004, 01:17 PM

No designer but I can translate sites into Swedish.... Also danish and norweigen if it´s nessesary =)

Darren · 01-08-2004, 04:53 PM

bump for late crowd

Tala · 01-08-2004, 04:55 PM

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Ironhorse · 01-08-2004, 05:19 PM

Got you on ICQ

eroswebmaster · 01-08-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Got you on ICQ

Tib is the shiznit.

$5 submissions · 01-08-2004, 06:12 PM

Best of luck, Darren! Design talent is really hard to find. The really talented ones often make more money by running their own shops.

jasmine · 01-08-2004, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren
Designer wanted to work in conjunction with the MensNiche team on a variety of products.

Hours will be 8 hours a day, monday to friday, relocation is NOT necessary but available communication links such as the phone and ICQ must be on at all times during the ideas decided upon.

Looking for long term relationship after an initial 7 day trial.

Before applying for this position you must be very confident of being able to produce sites similiar to those already in the www.mensniche.com (take a look) and also have ideas and skills to bring a fresh approach to site designs.

The initial 7 day trial will test the speed and the quality of the work and to see if your compatiable with our needs.

Note: My style of criticism is direct, if I do not like something I will not try and make on that I do, i will be direct with no pussy footing about, if this kind of style would cause offence then please do not apply (this as caused problems in past). My other staff also have similiar styles.

Regarding pay this is negotiable.

ICQ 46335817. Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial.

Hey Darren,

Are you the same Darren I met thru "tweet" ???

You did some design work for me in the past .... long time ago

How are you ?

WebTitan · 01-08-2004, 07:58 PM

very interested. i have IM'ed you but you were not online, so if you see this, drop me a note ;) Sent my portfolio, but it is in my sig aswell.

have some impeccable refferences i can supply aswell

blackmonsters · 01-08-2004, 08:35 PM

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[i]ICQ 46335817. Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial. [/B]

I wish I was good enough to take this job.

But my

:

Your designs are truly great but I find that other designs convert better for me. I prefer designs like blacksonblondes.com

I call your paysite designs "panels" because it's like a full page ad with some links that lead to another full page ad with a link to a sign up form. It's very "showy" as for graphic style but I don't think these type tours really give me a feel for what's really in the site. It's like looking at cereal boxes to me... I mean , Count Chocula is on the box but I know the motherfucker aint in the box.
So what am I really buying? Those models on your tours are screaming out "we are here for show, we aint inside the site".
So if you are selling sex manuals then why try and sell models that aint in the site?

for example:
http://tour2.mens-network.com/

It's too "showy" and too generic IMHO.

Maybe you should consider the ideas of some of those shit designers. They may do shit work but they may actually get the point across better. I wouldn't think I could find any decent advice about "how to please her" by looking at this tour.

Not trying to be an ass here, but I wouldn't advise that you seek a new designer to do exactly what you have now.

bhutocracy · 01-08-2004, 10:17 PM

Darren is a great client.. if you can perform you should hit him up.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-08-2004, 10:33 PM

a). IMHO: Check out the site before you decide if the content isn't what's displayed on the cereal box. Mens-Network has a model's section with all of our models galleries and photo shoots - along with a heap of other stuff - and when was the last time you bought a magazine that showed off the content of every article on the cover. Even then you had to look inside to see what was there.

b). I've not worked for Darren for long, but I have worked for him long enough to know that he's good people and he has an excellent reputation in the industry. He does have a direct style, so if you don't appreciate a spade being called a spade, don't apply, but if you can take direct praise and criticism and your work is up to scratch, I'll vouch that he's good people to work for. It's not a fault to expect high standards, you should expect that of yourself, and of your team - otherwise what have you got?

I'll look forward to working with whomever wins the position - GOOD LUCK to all candidates that apply, I'm sure that I'll be in touch with the lucky candidate.

blackmonsters · 01-08-2004, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
a). IMHO: Check out the site before you decide if the content isn't what's displayed on the cereal box. Mens-Network has a model's section with all of our models galleries and photo shoots - along with a heap of other stuff - and when was the last time you bought a magazine that showed off the content of every article on the cover. Even then you had to look inside to see what was there.

Too bad you didn't say that on the tour!!!!!

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SoundMan · 01-09-2004, 12:52 AM

Dam seems like the desingers are out for Blood!

tough market.....

Roald · 01-09-2004, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day
designers who cry about no work should get there shit in order and give him a buzz, Darren is good people

Don't you think there is a reason they have no work

Anyway good luck finding one

Ben-MensNiche · 01-09-2004, 02:16 AM

- AFN - · 01-09-2004, 02:20 AM

goodluck hope you find a good designer

Darren · 01-09-2004, 03:53 AM

regarding comments on mens-network, i agree all three tours need work... that will be done, no problem...

JamesK · 01-09-2004, 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by mammy
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http://mamezo.eroexpert.net/paysitedesign.html
corporate ones http://mamezo.eroexpert.net/corporate.html

Very nice

You're good.

mammy · 01-09-2004, 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by Wildcard

Very nice

You're good.

thanx
soon will add banners portfolio
fill other chapters and run the site

theS2O · 01-09-2004, 09:14 AM

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AkiraSS · 01-09-2004, 09:42 AM

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mail: [email protected]
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Stalinrocks · 01-09-2004, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe

Don't you think there is a reason they have no work

mm.. could it be due to global recession, war and oversaturated market???

XXX Graphics Master · 01-09-2004, 05:14 PM

tell me about it. i've been in this biz over 7 years, designing. When it all started out i could charge obscene amounts of money and actually get it. Now days it seems like everyone and their cousins all think they can design. Sure many of them can, but come on, you something doesn't sound professional when a "designer" can charge $150-$300 for an original design LOL can we say "living in parent's basement with no bills to pay?" Well as the saying goes, you get what you pay for.

01-08-2004, 12:44 PM	#1
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	Full time designer wanted. Designer wanted to work in conjunction with the MensNiche team on a variety of products. Hours will be 8 hours a day, monday to friday, relocation is NOT necessary but available communication links such as the phone and ICQ must be on at all times during the ideas decided upon. Looking for long term relationship after an initial 7 day trial. Before applying for this position you must be very confident of being able to produce sites similiar to those already in the www.mensniche.com (take a look) and also have ideas and skills to bring a fresh approach to site designs. The initial 7 day trial will test the speed and the quality of the work and to see if your compatiable with our needs. Note: My style of criticism is direct, if I do not like something I will not try and make on that I do, i will be direct with no pussy footing about, if this kind of style would cause offence then please do not apply (this as caused problems in past). My other staff also have similiar styles. Regarding pay this is negotiable. ICQ 46335817. Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial. __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

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WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	very interested. i have IM'ed you but you were not online, so if you see this, drop me a note ;) Sent my portfolio, but it is in my sig aswell. have some impeccable refferences i can supply aswell Last edited by WebTitan; 01-08-2004 at 08:01 PM..

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01-08-2004, 10:33 PM	#20
Ben-MensNiche Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Victoria, BC, Canada Posts: 726	a). IMHO: Check out the site before you decide if the content isn't what's displayed on the cereal box. Mens-Network has a model's section with all of our models galleries and photo shoots - along with a heap of other stuff - and when was the last time you bought a magazine that showed off the content of every article on the cover. Even then you had to look inside to see what was there. b). I've not worked for Darren for long, but I have worked for him long enough to know that he's good people and he has an excellent reputation in the industry. He does have a direct style, so if you don't appreciate a spade being called a spade, don't apply, but if you can take direct praise and criticism and your work is up to scratch, I'll vouch that he's good people to work for. It's not a fault to expect high standards, you should expect that of yourself, and of your team - otherwise what have you got? I'll look forward to working with whomever wins the position - GOOD LUCK to all candidates that apply, I'm sure that I'll be in touch with the lucky candidate. __________________ ICQ: 310539245 Email: [email protected]

01-09-2004, 12:49 AM	#22
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01-09-2004, 05:14 PM	#33
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