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Darren 01-08-2004 12:44 PM

Full time designer wanted.
 
Designer wanted to work in conjunction with the MensNiche team on a variety of products.

Hours will be 8 hours a day, monday to friday, relocation is NOT necessary but available communication links such as the phone and ICQ must be on at all times during the ideas decided upon.

Looking for long term relationship after an initial 7 day trial.

Before applying for this position you must be very confident of being able to produce sites similiar to those already in the www.mensniche.com (take a look) and also have ideas and skills to bring a fresh approach to site designs.

The initial 7 day trial will test the speed and the quality of the work and to see if your compatiable with our needs.

Note: My style of criticism is direct, if I do not like something I will not try and make on that I do, i will be direct with no pussy footing about, if this kind of style would cause offence then please do not apply (this as caused problems in past). My other staff also have similiar styles.

Regarding pay this is negotiable.

ICQ 46335817. Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial.

JamesK 01-08-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren
Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial.
:1orglaugh That's funny. Anyway, good luck finding a designer :)

Your program is cute.

Darren 01-08-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard


:1orglaugh That's funny. Anyway, good luck finding a designer :)

Your program is cute.

its amazing some of the retards that contact u....

Veterans Day 01-08-2004 12:55 PM

designers who cry about no work should get there shit in order and give him a buzz, Darren is good people:glugglug

Darren 01-08-2004 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
designers who cry about no work should get there shit in order and give him a buzz, Darren is good people:glugglug
ooh nice words tks ! :)

Veterans Day 01-08-2004 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren


ooh nice words tks ! :)

well you know next week some designer will be beggin for any small jobs anyone can throw at him to help him.:glugglug

loverboy 01-08-2004 01:15 PM

i appreciate the chat Darren, we will send you the portfolios immediately.

Darren 01-08-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by loverboy
i appreciate the chat Darren, we will send you the portfolios immediately.
its ok... i want individuals to contact me as well please.

LasseKongos 01-08-2004 01:17 PM

No designer but I can translate sites into Swedish.... Also danish and norweigen if itīs nessesary =)

:thumbsup

Darren 01-08-2004 04:53 PM

bump for late crowd

Tala 01-08-2004 04:55 PM

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:glugglug

mammy 01-08-2004 05:03 PM

latest paysite samples
http://mamezo.eroexpert.net/paysitedesign.html
corporate ones http://mamezo.eroexpert.net/corporate.html

:)

Ironhorse 01-08-2004 05:19 PM

Got you on ICQ

eroswebmaster 01-08-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Got you on ICQ
Tib is the shiznit.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

$5 submissions 01-08-2004 06:12 PM

Best of luck, Darren! Design talent is really hard to find. The really talented ones often make more money by running their own shops.

jasmine 01-08-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren
Designer wanted to work in conjunction with the MensNiche team on a variety of products.

Hours will be 8 hours a day, monday to friday, relocation is NOT necessary but available communication links such as the phone and ICQ must be on at all times during the ideas decided upon.

Looking for long term relationship after an initial 7 day trial.

Before applying for this position you must be very confident of being able to produce sites similiar to those already in the www.mensniche.com (take a look) and also have ideas and skills to bring a fresh approach to site designs.

The initial 7 day trial will test the speed and the quality of the work and to see if your compatiable with our needs.

Note: My style of criticism is direct, if I do not like something I will not try and make on that I do, i will be direct with no pussy footing about, if this kind of style would cause offence then please do not apply (this as caused problems in past). My other staff also have similiar styles.

Regarding pay this is negotiable.

ICQ 46335817. Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial.

Hey Darren,

Are you the same Darren I met thru "tweet" ???

You did some design work for me in the past .... long time ago :)

How are you ?

WebTitan 01-08-2004 07:58 PM

very interested. i have IM'ed you but you were not online, so if you see this, drop me a note ;) Sent my portfolio, but it is in my sig aswell.

have some impeccable refferences i can supply aswell

blackmonsters 01-08-2004 08:35 PM

Quote:

[i]ICQ 46335817. Portfolio must be shown, if your work is shit then do not contact me, its pointless because I will not even give you a trial. [/B]
I wish I was good enough to take this job.

But my :2 cents: :

Your designs are truly great but I find that other designs convert better for me. I prefer designs like blacksonblondes.com

I call your paysite designs "panels" because it's like a full page ad with some links that lead to another full page ad with a link to a sign up form. It's very "showy" as for graphic style but I don't think these type tours really give me a feel for what's really in the site. It's like looking at cereal boxes to me... I mean , Count Chocula is on the box but I know the motherfucker aint in the box.
So what am I really buying? Those models on your tours are screaming out "we are here for show, we aint inside the site".
So if you are selling sex manuals then why try and sell models that aint in the site?

for example:
http://tour2.mens-network.com/

It's too "showy" and too generic IMHO.

Maybe you should consider the ideas of some of those shit designers. They may do shit work but they may actually get the point across better. I wouldn't think I could find any decent advice about "how to please her" by looking at this tour.


Not trying to be an ass here, but I wouldn't advise that you seek a new designer to do exactly what you have now.

bhutocracy 01-08-2004 10:17 PM

Darren is a great client.. if you can perform you should hit him up.

Ben-MensNiche 01-08-2004 10:33 PM

a). IMHO: Check out the site before you decide if the content isn't what's displayed on the cereal box. Mens-Network has a model's section with all of our models galleries and photo shoots - along with a heap of other stuff - and when was the last time you bought a magazine that showed off the content of every article on the cover. Even then you had to look inside to see what was there.

b). I've not worked for Darren for long, but I have worked for him long enough to know that he's good people and he has an excellent reputation in the industry. He does have a direct style, so if you don't appreciate a spade being called a spade, don't apply, but if you can take direct praise and criticism and your work is up to scratch, I'll vouch that he's good people to work for. It's not a fault to expect high standards, you should expect that of yourself, and of your team - otherwise what have you got?

I'll look forward to working with whomever wins the position - GOOD LUCK to all candidates that apply, I'm sure that I'll be in touch with the lucky candidate.

blackmonsters 01-08-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
a). IMHO: Check out the site before you decide if the content isn't what's displayed on the cereal box. Mens-Network has a model's section with all of our models galleries and photo shoots - along with a heap of other stuff - and when was the last time you bought a magazine that showed off the content of every article on the cover. Even then you had to look inside to see what was there.

Too bad you didn't say that on the tour!!!!!

XXX Graphics Master 01-09-2004 12:49 AM

Check me out, my portfolio is at www.xxxgrfx.com

i've designed paysites, webmaster resource sites, affiliate sites, clean sites (although not provided in adult portfolio), and content provider sites (video, and live sex). I have some level of Flash design, but nothing to brag about. I also have experience with Print designing. However, if you go this route, i highly not recommend using Kinkos LOL they are just plain morons.

my ICQ is 34127520

SoundMan 01-09-2004 12:52 AM

Dam seems like the desingers are out for Blood!

tough market.....

Roald 01-09-2004 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
designers who cry about no work should get there shit in order and give him a buzz, Darren is good people:glugglug
Don't you think there is a reason they have no work :winkwink:

Anyway good luck finding one

Ben-MensNiche 01-09-2004 02:16 AM

bump

- AFN - 01-09-2004 02:20 AM

goodluck hope you find a good designer

Darren 01-09-2004 03:53 AM

regarding comments on mens-network, i agree all three tours need work... that will be done, no problem... :)

JamesK 01-09-2004 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mammy
latest paysite samples
http://mamezo.eroexpert.net/paysitedesign.html
corporate ones http://mamezo.eroexpert.net/corporate.html

:)

Very nice :thumbsup

You're good.

mammy 01-09-2004 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard


Very nice :thumbsup

You're good.

thanx
soon will add banners portfolio
fill other chapters and run the site :)

theS2O 01-09-2004 09:14 AM

take a peek of my portfolio at www.s2outsource.com
thanks :)

AkiraSS 01-09-2004 09:42 AM

Hello,

Please check out my portfolio over at http://www.byotdesignstudio.com and let me know if you like my style. It's different than the industry standard, but I can guarantee it converts very well. However I can do whatever design style you prefer.

Cheers,
B

ICQ: 17630227
mail: [email protected]
http://www.byotdesignstudio.com

Stalinrocks 01-09-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe


Don't you think there is a reason they have no work :winkwink:

mm.. could it be due to global recession, war and oversaturated market???

XXX Graphics Master 01-09-2004 05:14 PM

tell me about it. i've been in this biz over 7 years, designing. When it all started out i could charge obscene amounts of money and actually get it. Now days it seems like everyone and their cousins all think they can design. Sure many of them can, but come on, you something doesn't sound professional when a "designer" can charge $150-$300 for an original design LOL can we say "living in parent's basement with no bills to pay?" Well as the saying goes, you get what you pay for.


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