Can someone say...."Kill the bitch"? - GoFuckYourself.com

MuleScrote · 01-08-2004, 06:00 PM

A friend of mine, we'll call him Jim, came to me in a very foul mood this morning. This girl the he and his wife know, but try to avoid, called him yesterday asking him stupid questions about her car. At the end of the call, she asked for his wife's work number and he gave it to her.

When they both got home that night, she said that their friend called her asking for a favor. The friend wanted permission to use Jim's house for a quicky with her boyfriend during her work break.

Not only did Jim's wife give her permission to use their house, but gave her the password to disable the alarm.

The kicker: The "friend" has only known this new boyfriend for about a month AND she has herpes.

It's not like they live in a motel, this is the house they raise their family in....I think Jim might really kick her ass for this one.

Short story for lazy people:
Some smut smeared herpes all over my friend's house.

Fu-Q · 01-08-2004, 06:03 PM

best burn the house down then

MuleScrote · 01-08-2004, 06:06 PM

Thats what I said....I would be furious if my wife let people use our house for random fuck gatherings.

stocktrader23 · 01-08-2004, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by MuleScrote
Thats what I said....I would be furious if my wife let people use our house for random fuck gatherings.

Hell, I don't so much care about someone fucking in my house as someone fucking in my house with herpes.

Edit: I don't even like being around people with a fucking cold sore.

Raf1 · 01-08-2004, 06:10 PM

Now that's fucked up. What was his wife thinking? The first thing I would do is change the alarm password.

MuleScrote · 01-08-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

I don't even like being around people with a fucking cold sore.

Cold sores are creepy

Brat · 01-08-2004, 06:15 PM

ugh what type of person has the nerve to ask someone to borrow their house for a quickie. christ.

Rorschach · 01-08-2004, 06:19 PM

That's fucked up... couldn't they just get a motel for a couple of hours?

MuleScrote · 01-08-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
That's fucked up... couldn't they just get a motel for a couple of hours?

I guess this slut must be one of those "free ride" types that abuses other people's kindness.

Fu-Q · 01-08-2004, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
That's fucked up... couldn't they just get a motel for a couple of hours?

not everywhere rents motel rooms out by the hour

MuleScrote · 01-08-2004, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by Fu-Q

not everywhere rents motel rooms out by the hour

Even a cheap per-night place would do......

Monique Niccole · 01-08-2004, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Brat
ugh what type of person has the nerve to ask someone to borrow their house for a quickie. christ.

That is pretty skanky. What kind of broke, low-class chick would feel "ok" with begging her friend for a hook-up spot?

Rorschach · 01-08-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Afrekete

That is pretty skanky. What kind of broke, low-class chick would feel "ok" with begging her friend for a hook-up spot?

The type who has herpes and doesn't mind sharing it around?

- AFN - · 01-09-2004, 06:00 AM

fuck his wife maybe they wanted to infect others. burn down the house dude

Carrie · 01-09-2004, 06:05 AM

Even if she didn't know about the herpes beforehand... has his wife never heard of "robbery"?

01-08-2004, 06:00 PM	#1
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	Can someone say...."Kill the bitch"? A friend of mine, we'll call him Jim, came to me in a very foul mood this morning. This girl the he and his wife know, but try to avoid, called him yesterday asking him stupid questions about her car. At the end of the call, she asked for his wife's work number and he gave it to her. When they both got home that night, she said that their friend called her asking for a favor. The friend wanted permission to use Jim's house for a quicky with her boyfriend during her work break. Not only did Jim's wife give her permission to use their house, but gave her the password to disable the alarm. The kicker: The "friend" has only known this new boyfriend for about a month AND she has herpes. It's not like they live in a motel, this is the house they raise their family in....I think Jim might really kick her ass for this one. Short story for lazy people: Some smut smeared herpes all over my friend's house. __________________ ICQ 78681003

01-08-2004, 06:06 PM	#3
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	Thats what I said....I would be furious if my wife let people use our house for random fuck gatherings. __________________ ICQ 78681003

01-09-2004, 06:00 AM	#14
- AFN - Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NYC Baaaabeee Posts: 3,101	fuck his wife maybe they wanted to infect others. burn down the house dude __________________ cat cash* \| tr -d '\r' \| tr -s '/n' > money

01-08-2004, 06:03 PM	#2
Fu-Q Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,546	best burn the house down then

01-08-2004, 06:10 PM	#5
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	Now that's fucked up. What was his wife thinking? The first thing I would do is change the alarm password.

01-08-2004, 06:15 PM	#7
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	ugh what type of person has the nerve to ask someone to borrow their house for a quickie. christ.

01-08-2004, 06:19 PM	#8
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	That's fucked up... couldn't they just get a motel for a couple of hours?

01-09-2004, 06:05 AM	#15
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Even if she didn't know about the herpes beforehand... has his wife never heard of "robbery"?