A friend of mine, we'll call him Jim, came to me in a very foul mood this morning. This girl the he and his wife know, but try to avoid, called him yesterday asking him stupid questions about her car. At the end of the call, she asked for his wife's work number and he gave it to her.
When they both got home that night, she said that their friend called her asking for a favor. The friend wanted permission to use Jim's house for a quicky with her boyfriend during her work break.
Not only did Jim's wife give her permission to use their house, but gave her the password to disable the alarm.
The kicker: The "friend" has only known this new boyfriend for about a month AND she has herpes.
It's not like they live in a motel, this is the house they raise their family in....I think Jim might really kick her ass for this one.
Short story for lazy people:
Some smut smeared herpes all over my friend's house.
