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MuleScrote 01-08-2004 06:00 PM

Can someone say...."Kill the bitch"?
 
A friend of mine, we'll call him Jim, came to me in a very foul mood this morning. This girl the he and his wife know, but try to avoid, called him yesterday asking him stupid questions about her car. At the end of the call, she asked for his wife's work number and he gave it to her.

When they both got home that night, she said that their friend called her asking for a favor. The friend wanted permission to use Jim's house for a quicky with her boyfriend during her work break.

Not only did Jim's wife give her permission to use their house, but gave her the password to disable the alarm.

The kicker: The "friend" has only known this new boyfriend for about a month AND she has herpes. :throwup

It's not like they live in a motel, this is the house they raise their family in....I think Jim might really kick her ass for this one.








Short story for lazy people:
Some smut smeared herpes all over my friend's house.

:glugglug

Fu-Q 01-08-2004 06:03 PM

best burn the house down then

MuleScrote 01-08-2004 06:06 PM

Thats what I said....I would be furious if my wife let people use our house for random fuck gatherings.

stocktrader23 01-08-2004 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Thats what I said....I would be furious if my wife let people use our house for random fuck gatherings.
Hell, I don't so much care about someone fucking in my house as someone fucking in my house with herpes. :1orglaugh

Edit: I don't even like being around people with a fucking cold sore.

Raf1 01-08-2004 06:10 PM

Now that's fucked up. What was his wife thinking? The first thing I would do is change the alarm password.

MuleScrote 01-08-2004 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


I don't even like being around people with a fucking cold sore.


Cold sores are creepy :uhoh

Brat 01-08-2004 06:15 PM

ugh what type of person has the nerve to ask someone to borrow their house for a quickie. christ.

Rorschach 01-08-2004 06:19 PM

That's fucked up... couldn't they just get a motel for a couple of hours?

MuleScrote 01-08-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
That's fucked up... couldn't they just get a motel for a couple of hours?
I guess this slut must be one of those "free ride" types that abuses other people's kindness.


:ak47:

Fu-Q 01-08-2004 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
That's fucked up... couldn't they just get a motel for a couple of hours?
not everywhere rents motel rooms out by the hour

MuleScrote 01-08-2004 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fu-Q


not everywhere rents motel rooms out by the hour

Even a cheap per-night place would do......

Monique Niccole 01-08-2004 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Brat
ugh what type of person has the nerve to ask someone to borrow their house for a quickie. christ.
That is pretty skanky. What kind of broke, low-class chick would feel "ok" with begging her friend for a hook-up spot? :helpme

Rorschach 01-08-2004 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Afrekete


That is pretty skanky. What kind of broke, low-class chick would feel "ok" with begging her friend for a hook-up spot? :helpme

The type who has herpes and doesn't mind sharing it around?

- AFN - 01-09-2004 06:00 AM

fuck his wife maybe they wanted to infect others. burn down the house dude

Carrie 01-09-2004 06:05 AM

Even if she didn't know about the herpes beforehand... has his wife never heard of "robbery"?


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