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Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 05:24 AM

I feel like I want to pee but I already peed and my dick hurtssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

WebTitan · 01-09-2004, 05:26 AM

uh oh...time for a visit to the clinic

Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by WebTitan
uh oh...time for a visit to the clinic

lol....I didn't fuck anyone new the past 3 months

chemicaleyes · 01-09-2004, 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by WebTitan
uh oh...time for a visit to the clinic

feN · 01-09-2004, 05:29 AM

cystitis.

Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by feN
cystitis.

wtf is that???

Smokey The Bear · 01-09-2004, 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

lol....I didn't fuck anyone new the past 3 months

Maybe it wasnt you

Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 05:31 AM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*

Maybe it wasnt you

huh?

Smokey The Bear · 01-09-2004, 05:31 AM

Chances are you have a urinary tract infection , not a dig deal , you can get it on its own.

Are you circumsized ?

Smokey The Bear · 01-09-2004, 05:33 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

huh?

You said you had not slept with anyone new in 3 months, so i take it that means you have a regular sex partner, well maybe it wasnt you who was sleeping around perhaps it was whe woman/man you were with. ( i.e. they are cheating on you )

grumpy · 01-09-2004, 05:33 AM

thats a good old wanker...chonoreu...now go get your shot at the clinic.

feN · 01-09-2004, 05:34 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

wtf is that???

look it up in a dictionary..don´t know how to describe, im not english

Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 05:37 AM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
Chances are you have a urinary tract infection , not a dig deal , you can get it on its own.

Are you circumsized ?

Yes...
wtf is that? how did it get to my dick and what do I do?

Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 05:38 AM

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Originally posted by grumpy
thats a good old wanker...chonoreu...now go get your shot at the clinic.

chonoreu???

chemicaleyes · 01-09-2004, 05:39 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
what do I do?

Go & see the Doc! Easy as that.

Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by chemicaleyes
Go & see the Doc! Easy as that.

I hate doctors....
I wonder can I buy it online or in a store without a prescription?

OzMan84 · 01-09-2004, 05:44 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

lol....I didn't fuck anyone new the past 3 months

did you fuck any1 in the past 3 months?

hornycash · 01-09-2004, 05:46 AM

do you use condoms while fucking the gay bums?

funkmaster · 01-09-2004, 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I feel like I want to pee but I already peed and my dick hurtssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

... just cut it off, twats like you shouldn't replicate anyway.

dj pussy · 01-09-2004, 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I feel like I want to pee but I already peed and my dick hurtssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

take it out

Smokey The Bear · 01-09-2004, 05:57 AM

Its just a minor problem , just clean very well for the next few days if it gets any worse go to the doctor it should clear up in 1 or 2 days. If you see blood in your urine go to the doctor , but if it just feels like pressure or a slight stinging , then your prob ok and it will go away in a few days no doctor needed.

Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
Its just a minor problem , just clean very well for the next few days if it gets any worse go to the doctor it should clear up in 1 or 2 days. If you see blood in your urine go to the doctor , but if it just feels like pressure or a slight stinging , then your prob ok and it will go away in a few days no doctor needed.

no blood....
shit no more jerking off!

grumpy · 01-09-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

chonoreu???

i mean Gonorrhoea
Go see a doctor

GonePhishing · 01-09-2004, 07:15 AM

Kidney, urinary, or bladdar infection are possibilities. You should see a doctor no matter what though if you still feel bad later today.

Only thing I've ever been told was to drink cranberry juice. Though I had medication to go along with it.

Oracle Porn · 01-09-2004, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Kidney, urinary, or bladdar infection are possibilities. You should see a doctor no matter what though if you still feel bad later today.

Only thing I've ever been told was to drink cranberry juice. Though I had medication to go along with it.

No it stopped an hour ago...

Wizzo · 01-09-2004, 07:22 AM

Maybe you just need to stretch it out....

Smokey The Bear · 01-09-2004, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Kidney, urinary, or bladdar infection are possibilities. You should see a doctor no matter what though if you still feel bad later today.

Only thing I've ever been told was to drink cranberry juice. Though I had medication to go along with it.

He is right cranberry juice is great for infections in that area. ( not topical applications

just drink it )

MT_Butterfly · 01-09-2004, 07:55 AM

Go see a Doctor. I'm a RN, so trust me on this.

Bladder infections (if that is what it is vs. a STD or prostatitis, etc.) aren't as common in men as they are in women because of the length of the urethera. In other words, if it hurts to pee, get it checked out because something is wrong.
And yes....cranberry juice does help with the burning, etc. because the ph of the urine is lower than normal (acidic) and the cranberry juice will help raise the ph. Also drink A LOT of water...for obvious reasons.

Good Luck and hope you feel better soon.

OzMan84 · 01-09-2004, 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
Maybe you just need to stretch it out....

yeh try stretching it out, and let us know

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Smokey The Bear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: South Of Heaven™ Posts: 3,880	Chances are you have a urinary tract infection , not a dig deal , you can get it on its own. Are you circumsized ?

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Smokey The Bear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: South Of Heaven™ Posts: 3,880	Its just a minor problem , just clean very well for the next few days if it gets any worse go to the doctor it should clear up in 1 or 2 days. If you see blood in your urine go to the doctor , but if it just feels like pressure or a slight stinging , then your prob ok and it will go away in a few days no doctor needed.

01-09-2004, 07:55 AM	#28
MT_Butterfly Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Montana Posts: 687	Go see a Doctor. I'm a RN, so trust me on this. Bladder infections (if that is what it is vs. a STD or prostatitis, etc.) aren't as common in men as they are in women because of the length of the urethera. In other words, if it hurts to pee, get it checked out because something is wrong. And yes....cranberry juice does help with the burning, etc. because the ph of the urine is lower than normal (acidic) and the cranberry juice will help raise the ph. Also drink A LOT of water...for obvious reasons. Good Luck and hope you feel better soon. __________________ No sig for you!