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Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 05:24 AM

My dick...ouchhhhhhh
 
I feel like I want to pee but I already peed and my dick hurtssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :( :( :(

WebTitan 01-09-2004 05:26 AM

uh oh...time for a visit to the clinic

Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by WebTitan
uh oh...time for a visit to the clinic
lol....I didn't fuck anyone new the past 3 months

chemicaleyes 01-09-2004 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by WebTitan
uh oh...time for a visit to the clinic

feN 01-09-2004 05:29 AM

cystitis. :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by feN
cystitis. :thumbsup
wtf is that???

 Smokey The Bear  01-09-2004 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


lol....I didn't fuck anyone new the past 3 months

Maybe it wasnt you :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 05:31 AM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Maybe it wasnt you :1orglaugh

huh?

 Smokey The Bear  01-09-2004 05:31 AM

Chances are you have a urinary tract infection , not a dig deal , you can get it on its own.

Are you circumsized ?

 Smokey The Bear  01-09-2004 05:33 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


huh?

:1orglaugh You said you had not slept with anyone new in 3 months, so i take it that means you have a regular sex partner, well maybe it wasnt you who was sleeping around perhaps it was whe woman/man you were with. ( i.e. they are cheating on you )

grumpy 01-09-2004 05:33 AM

thats a good old wanker...chonoreu...now go get your shot at the clinic.

feN 01-09-2004 05:34 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


wtf is that???


look it up in a dictionary..don´t know how to describe, im not english :winkwink:

Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 05:37 AM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
Chances are you have a urinary tract infection , not a dig deal , you can get it on its own.

Are you circumsized ?

Yes...
wtf is that? how did it get to my dick and what do I do?

Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 05:38 AM

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Originally posted by grumpy
thats a good old wanker...chonoreu...now go get your shot at the clinic.
chonoreu???

chemicaleyes 01-09-2004 05:39 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
what do I do?
Go & see the Doc! Easy as that.

Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by chemicaleyes
Go & see the Doc! Easy as that.
I hate doctors....
I wonder can I buy it online or in a store without a prescription?

OzMan84 01-09-2004 05:44 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


lol....I didn't fuck anyone new the past 3 months

did you fuck any1 in the past 3 months?
:1orglaugh

hornycash 01-09-2004 05:46 AM

do you use condoms while fucking the gay bums?

funkmaster 01-09-2004 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I feel like I want to pee but I already peed and my dick hurtssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :( :( :(
... just cut it off, twats like you shouldn't replicate anyway.

dj pussy 01-09-2004 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I feel like I want to pee but I already peed and my dick hurtssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :( :( :(
take it out
http://www.euroglobe.de/naturheilverfahren/gr-penis.jpg

 Smokey The Bear  01-09-2004 05:57 AM

Its just a minor problem , just clean very well for the next few days if it gets any worse go to the doctor it should clear up in 1 or 2 days. If you see blood in your urine go to the doctor , but if it just feels like pressure or a slight stinging , then your prob ok and it will go away in a few days no doctor needed.

Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
Its just a minor problem , just clean very well for the next few days if it gets any worse go to the doctor it should clear up in 1 or 2 days. If you see blood in your urine go to the doctor , but if it just feels like pressure or a slight stinging , then your prob ok and it will go away in a few days no doctor needed.
no blood....
shit no more jerking off!

grumpy 01-09-2004 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


chonoreu???


i mean Gonorrhoea
Go see a doctor

GonePhishing 01-09-2004 07:15 AM

Kidney, urinary, or bladdar infection are possibilities. You should see a doctor no matter what though if you still feel bad later today.

Only thing I've ever been told was to drink cranberry juice. Though I had medication to go along with it.

Oracle Porn 01-09-2004 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Kidney, urinary, or bladdar infection are possibilities. You should see a doctor no matter what though if you still feel bad later today.

Only thing I've ever been told was to drink cranberry juice. Though I had medication to go along with it.

No it stopped an hour ago...

Wizzo 01-09-2004 07:22 AM

Maybe you just need to stretch it out....

http://drunkslut.com/misc/cj_11428.jpg

 Smokey The Bear  01-09-2004 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Kidney, urinary, or bladdar infection are possibilities. You should see a doctor no matter what though if you still feel bad later today.

Only thing I've ever been told was to drink cranberry juice. Though I had medication to go along with it.

He is right cranberry juice is great for infections in that area. ( not topical applications :) just drink it )

MT_Butterfly 01-09-2004 07:55 AM

Go see a Doctor. I'm a RN, so trust me on this. :) Bladder infections (if that is what it is vs. a STD or prostatitis, etc.) aren't as common in men as they are in women because of the length of the urethera. In other words, if it hurts to pee, get it checked out because something is wrong.
And yes....cranberry juice does help with the burning, etc. because the ph of the urine is lower than normal (acidic) and the cranberry juice will help raise the ph. Also drink A LOT of water...for obvious reasons. :) Good Luck and hope you feel better soon.

OzMan84 01-09-2004 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
Maybe you just need to stretch it out....

http://drunkslut.com/misc/cj_11428.jpg

yeh try stretching it out, and let us know


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