There's bullshit and there's bullshit, okay?

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "


haha
I was just about to post this, and suddenly it started playing in the radio. This must mean something... hmm...

Charlie Baileygates: "Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Charlie Baileygates: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

Actually, it is useful. It's the only contraction of "You" and "All" that the Americanized english has. Old and Middle English used "Ye" as "Y'all". Enjoy your history lesson?

Come on. A hummer is a good car.

I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds, for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. This is a war and we are soldiers. What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?

He's doin' the Superman thing.

This guy isn't human! Hm, he doesn't look human either."

"I'm the hippy dippy weather man with all your hippy dippy weather....man."

... Only human

I wonder how long it will take to get to a 1000...

We have come here for you Mr. Anderson. To do to you what you have tried to do to us.

Mumbo, perhaps; jumbo, perhaps not!

Ever notice how Sam was the only hobbit to have a normal name?

I just got shot to shit.

Where's that?

That sucks.

bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...

mmh forest..sup?
he seems to be offline?

It's somewhere between Brooklyn and Queens, and they just call it 'Shit'.

Okay, I'm leaving this thread. Bye now.

Time for a coffee, I'm getting sleepy :sleep

well, i'm going to shower so i can reconstruct proto-romance

And just one more post before the water boils

Just because you're right doesn't mean I have to listen to you.

:helpme

That's almost quotes page material, but it doesn't make enough sense.

You don't mess with the boop.

:eatmouse

Yeah, and don't walk in on me in the shower, unless it's Tuesday

We're trying, but it isn't that easy?that part of Nova Scotia isn't anywhere.

E is like F, but the Japanese can't spell.

even though I have already one a xbox, you guys want me to help you get this thread to 1000?

You know, when a whole language becomes DDR steps, you know you have a problem.

We need some help, it's getting slower and slower, heh

I'd like to see oberon play these steps for 20 minutes.

bump

Who wants to do do it all night with me?

Wow, that's the first time I quoted myself. Oh well, I guess I'd better get back to work...