Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get

Mm! That sentence meant nothing either

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Going for the 1000th post xbox.

I love watching your ass when you walk! Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him, he's mine!

I'll be right back, take your clothes off.

:321GFY

If that bounces up and hits me I'm going to bounce up and hit you.

mhh, shall i go for a 2nd xbox :Graucho

Pork away pal. Fuck her blue

This is getting pretty slow now...

It blows fat-tailed sheeps?purple fat-tailed sheeps!

But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait.

Can you get sick from drinking piss?

You got my attention...:eek7

They threw me on the ground and told me to offer up my treasure. That was the scariest moment of my life

Roy: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow.
Amish man: We don't have a cow, we have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

Yes, unless it has been boiled.

That's not how I work. Try again.

ESPN Announcer: "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"
Roy: "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking."
ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still drinking?"
Roy: "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?"

That sounds vaguely John Normanish.....

This is one of the most famous incidents in the?Jesus Christ,

I am cornnholio :Hollering

It was David Borenstein :winkwink:

You need t.p. for your bunghole??

Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

"Every woman in her heart longs to wear the chains of a man." ~ Beasts of Gor, John Norman

Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

hehe, just maybe...

I don't like subgroups. They're not future-proof.

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

You look like the magic pumpkin or whatever, but blue.

Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor.]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry--
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

"Slavegirls make lovely gifts." John Norman

Agent Smith: It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

What does gizmo mean?

Tank: Here you go, buddy; "Breakfast of Champions."
Mouse: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Apoc: Yeah, or a bowl of snot.
Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?
Switch: No, but technically, neither did you.
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly! Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything!

I miss the original Oracle. :(

Y'all isn't a useful word; it's a creation of the devi??Wait!

Charlie Baileygates: Do you people take checks?
Limo Driver: Say that again. Do we people take checks? You mean a black man?
Charlie Baileygates: No, I mean your company.
Limo Driver: Don't give me that backtracking bullshit, that was a racist slur