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Platinum Lantern · 01-03-2004, 02:53 PM

Dear GFY Community,

Platinum Lantern (Kareem) is pretty sick right now, he was suffering from major headache's earlier this week but his health has taken a turn for the worse

Please keep him in your prayers

DatingGold · 01-03-2004, 02:57 PM

Sorry to hear that.

boneprone · 01-03-2004, 03:01 PM

What happened?

spamofon · 01-03-2004, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
What happened?

he was spamming to much

doober · 01-03-2004, 03:04 PM

you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person?

spamofon · 01-03-2004, 03:05 PM

or he got hit with PhateZanes Dick on the forehead

Reak · 01-03-2004, 03:07 PM

Sorry to hear that.. what happened ?

Jamdin · 01-03-2004, 03:11 PM

Hope you get to feeling better soon

boneprone · 01-03-2004, 03:55 PM

hmmm. Read his sig...

- AFN - · 01-03-2004, 03:58 PM

All the best to Kareem...

and Magic...

and James...

Oops sorry, I was thinking about the mid-80's Lakers.

Seriously, platinum, get better soon!

webair · 01-03-2004, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober
you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person?

I dont think thats him posting there

hope all is well

Platinum Lantern · 01-03-2004, 04:00 PM

I have Severe Sinusitis, which is a sinus infection....
The pain is comparable to getting stabbed repeatedly in the forehead with a jagged knife...

I couldn't even drive myself to the emergency room...

The only thing I can do is take this penicillin and pain pills..
and lay in bed basically....

I also have the flu (sore throat and added headaches)...
which compared to this...
quite sweet and pleasant

Space Puppy · 01-03-2004, 04:02 PM

hope you die fucker

washiez · 01-03-2004, 04:15 PM

SUPER MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mutt · 01-03-2004, 05:48 PM

friggin sinusitis........i'm reading this thread and feeling sorry for you thinking you have a brain tumor. screw that, i'm sure sinusitis isn't pleasant but it's not worthy of a GFY pity post.

we have to set some rules about pity posts, there has to be a minimum standard of suffering set.

i suggest that these are some basic minimum requirements to make a pity post

1. Death of a family member, immediate family only - nobody cares if your 97 year old aunt died, bitch lived too long anyway.

2. Death of a pet - i'm up in the air on this one - if you can demonstrate that the pet filled a large void in your life and you spent as much time with the pet as a significant other than you may post about your dead cat,dog,goat etc. Admission that the pet was your only friend is good - this is well worthy of pity.

3. Illness - MUST be a SERIOUS illness, no flus and colds, ahem ... sinusditis, illness must require medical attention of course. Chronic illnesses are worth of pity posts. Mental illness must be severe enough to have been hospitalized at least once - these days doctors are prescribing anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medications to anybody. Not good enough.

4.Surgery - yes surgery is an acceptable reason for a pity post ........ IF it requires general anaesthesia. Getting a mole burned or frozen off is not surgery. Some dental surgeries are acceptable but must be serious - impacted wisdoms, gum surgery, jaw work etc

5. Job Loss - only worthy of a pity post if the job was worth something in the first place. Losing your job at Kinko's is not worthy of a pity posting.

6. Breaking Up With BF/GF - must be a long relationship - minimum 1 year. Plus you must show evidence that your ex was somewhat attractive. And if you cheated on them or let yourself go and ballooned to 300 pounds and never washed then no pity post for you.

7. Hard drive fried With No Backup - no, you didn't back up your shit - don't wanna hear about it if it's your own fault.

Platinum Lantern · 01-03-2004, 05:53 PM

Mutt..
I just hope you don't ever have to go thru what I'm going thru

tootie · 01-03-2004, 05:56 PM

Sorry to hear that, Platypus. Hope you get to feeling better soon.

Space Puppy · 01-03-2004, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Lantern
Mutt..
I just hope you don't ever have to go thru what I'm going thru

You are a wannabe your posts on the ars webmaster board proves that.

you think you are better than everyone else well guess what, you aint and nobody really gives a shit about you and your attention grabbing posts fucker

the fact that you are supposedly an EITF at ars is even more laughable than your retarded posts

again i hope you get taken seriously ill and die fucker

Platinum Lantern · 01-03-2004, 06:05 PM

Quick before my medicine kicks in...
Tell me what sites you run Space Dog, who you work with
and what you've accomplished in your webmaster career...

Do you even have a website?
And while you go register your first domain think to yourself..
why would ARS give me a promotion, could it be I'm possibly doing something?

I'm a wannabe..
yes..
I wannabe a millionaire
I wannabe all that I can be
and also
I wannabe healthy soon

DAMN hydrocodone...
it's kicking in..
this thread woulda wannabe be longer...

Peaches · 01-03-2004, 06:25 PM

Excellent points, Mutt!

01-03-2004, 02:53 PM	#1
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	Platinum Lantern Is Sick: Get Well Soon Dear GFY Community, Platinum Lantern (Kareem) is pretty sick right now, he was suffering from major headache's earlier this week but his health has taken a turn for the worse Please keep him in your prayers __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-03-2004, 02:57 PM	#2
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01-03-2004, 03:01 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	What happened? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

01-03-2004, 03:55 PM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	hmmm. Read his sig... __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

01-03-2004, 03:58 PM	#10
- AFN - Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NYC Baaaabeee Posts: 3,101	All the best to Kareem... and Magic... and James... Oops sorry, I was thinking about the mid-80's Lakers. Seriously, platinum, get better soon! __________________ cat cash* \| tr -d '\r' \| tr -s '/n' > money

01-03-2004, 03:04 PM	#5
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person?

01-03-2004, 03:05 PM	#6
spamofon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,999	or he got hit with PhateZanes Dick on the forehead

01-03-2004, 03:07 PM	#7
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	Sorry to hear that.. what happened ?

01-03-2004, 03:11 PM	#8
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Hope you get to feeling better soon

01-03-2004, 04:00 PM	#12
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	I have Severe Sinusitis, which is a sinus infection.... The pain is comparable to getting stabbed repeatedly in the forehead with a jagged knife... I couldn't even drive myself to the emergency room... The only thing I can do is take this penicillin and pain pills.. and lay in bed basically.... I also have the flu (sore throat and added headaches)... which compared to this... quite sweet and pleasant __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-03-2004, 04:02 PM	#13
Space Puppy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 817	hope you die fucker

01-03-2004, 04:15 PM	#14
washiez Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,118	SUPER MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-03-2004, 05:48 PM	#15
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	friggin sinusitis........i'm reading this thread and feeling sorry for you thinking you have a brain tumor. screw that, i'm sure sinusitis isn't pleasant but it's not worthy of a GFY pity post. we have to set some rules about pity posts, there has to be a minimum standard of suffering set. i suggest that these are some basic minimum requirements to make a pity post 1. Death of a family member, immediate family only - nobody cares if your 97 year old aunt died, bitch lived too long anyway. 2. Death of a pet - i'm up in the air on this one - if you can demonstrate that the pet filled a large void in your life and you spent as much time with the pet as a significant other than you may post about your dead cat,dog,goat etc. Admission that the pet was your only friend is good - this is well worthy of pity. 3. Illness - MUST be a SERIOUS illness, no flus and colds, ahem ... sinusditis, illness must require medical attention of course. Chronic illnesses are worth of pity posts. Mental illness must be severe enough to have been hospitalized at least once - these days doctors are prescribing anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medications to anybody. Not good enough. 4.Surgery - yes surgery is an acceptable reason for a pity post ........ IF it requires general anaesthesia. Getting a mole burned or frozen off is not surgery. Some dental surgeries are acceptable but must be serious - impacted wisdoms, gum surgery, jaw work etc 5. Job Loss - only worthy of a pity post if the job was worth something in the first place. Losing your job at Kinko's is not worthy of a pity posting. 6. Breaking Up With BF/GF - must be a long relationship - minimum 1 year. Plus you must show evidence that your ex was somewhat attractive. And if you cheated on them or let yourself go and ballooned to 300 pounds and never washed then no pity post for you. 7. Hard drive fried With No Backup - no, you didn't back up your shit - don't wanna hear about it if it's your own fault. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

01-03-2004, 05:53 PM	#16
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	Mutt.. I just hope you don't ever have to go thru what I'm going thru __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-03-2004, 05:56 PM	#17
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	Sorry to hear that, Platypus. Hope you get to feeling better soon. __________________

01-03-2004, 06:05 PM	#19
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	Quick before my medicine kicks in... Tell me what sites you run Space Dog, who you work with and what you've accomplished in your webmaster career... Do you even have a website? And while you go register your first domain think to yourself.. why would ARS give me a promotion, could it be I'm possibly doing something? I'm a wannabe.. yes.. I wannabe a millionaire I wannabe all that I can be and also I wannabe healthy soon DAMN hydrocodone... it's kicking in.. this thread woulda wannabe be longer... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-03-2004, 06:25 PM	#20
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Excellent points, Mutt!