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Oh, I get it - they're Christmas newbies! Oh, I get it - they're Christmas newbies!
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Old 01-03-2004, 05:04 AM   #1
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Oh, I get it - they're Christmas newbies!
At first I was thinking WTF is up with all of these newbie threads tonight?

I just finished my first 4-page free site! Now what do I do?
How do I make a hub?
How much should I charge for my "content site" and will affiliates take a one-time 50% cut?

Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.

Should we point them to the appropriate boards and be nice, or should we do this GFY style and give them "pointers" that will have them crying to their mammas in less than a month?

I'm short on patience tonight. I say we go GFY style.
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Old 01-03-2004, 05:06 AM   #2
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Hehe funny...and true probably.
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Old 01-03-2004, 05:07 AM   #3
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Sell them a few million triple opt ins, then they can all be millionaires in no time.
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Old 01-03-2004, 05:12 AM   #4
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I'm trying to think of a good one for the "please, help choose sponsor" guy and the only thing coming to mind is PIBCash.
Or telling him to pick sponsors that have nothing at all to do with his content to make sure he offers his surfers some variety.
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Old 01-03-2004, 05:16 AM   #5
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...funny how one quickly forgets their beginings...


Ruff...
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Old 01-03-2004, 05:22 AM   #6
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GFYers can be so capricious...

...make that churlish.

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Old 01-03-2004, 05:25 AM   #7
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...funny how one quickly forgets their beginings...


Ruff...
I paid my dues. A full year of pulling teeth with newbies at Beta Brigade. Helpful posts on every board I've been at - including this one. Hell, I even made helpful posts to the two free site/hub guys before I got annoyed.

I'm allowed one night of orneryness
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Old 01-03-2004, 05:59 AM   #8
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:36 AM   #9
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Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:43 AM   #10
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Funny?, funny how?, do I amuse you? Im here to fucking amuse you? what the fuck is so funny about me?

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Old 01-03-2004, 07:38 PM   #11
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Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.


I'm short on patience tonight. I say we go GFY style.

HAHA say it ain't so!
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Old 01-03-2004, 07:40 PM   #12
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No, it's from the Adult Webmaster School article on CNN..
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:32 PM   #13
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No, it's from the Adult Webmaster School article on CNN..
It probably is.. I got in back in 1998 and even that was kinda late.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:33 PM   #14
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cool, youre back, this guy has been waiting for your input.

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Old 01-03-2004, 08:47 PM   #15
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u gotta start somewhere.. too bad it should be on boards with less flames.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:49 PM   #16
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At first I was thinking WTF is up with all of these newbie threads tonight?

I just finished my first 4-page free site! Now what do I do?
How do I make a hub?
How much should I charge for my "content site" and will affiliates take a one-time 50% cut?

Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.

Should we point them to the appropriate boards and be nice, or should we do this GFY style and give them "pointers" that will have them crying to their mammas in less than a month?

I'm short on patience tonight. I say we go GFY style.
or maybe they're just trying to emulate you....
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Old 01-03-2004, 09:37 PM   #17
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u gotta start somewhere.. too bad it should be on boards with less flames.
I didn't hit a message board for 2 years after getting in the buisness. I also made more money my first week than most newbies make their first year.
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