Oh, I get it - they're Christmas newbies!
 

At first I was thinking WTF is up with all of these newbie threads tonight?

I just finished my first 4-page free site! Now what do I do?
How do I make a hub?
How much should I charge for my "content site" and will affiliates take a one-time 50% cut?

Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.

Should we point them to the appropriate boards and be nice, or should we do this GFY style and give them "pointers" that will have them crying to their mammas in less than a month?

I'm short on patience tonight. I say we go GFY style. :thumbsup

Hehe funny...and true probably.

Sell them a few million triple opt ins, then they can all be millionaires in no time.

I'm trying to think of a good one for the "please, help choose sponsor" guy and the only thing coming to mind is PIBCash. :Graucho
Or telling him to pick sponsors that have nothing at all to do with his content to make sure he offers his surfers some variety. :1orglaugh

...funny how one quickly forgets their beginings...


Ruff...:2 cents:

GFYers can be so capricious...

...make that churlish.

:glugglug

I paid my dues. A full year of pulling teeth with newbies at Beta Brigade. Helpful posts on every board I've been at - including this one. Hell, I even made helpful posts to the two free site/hub guys before I got annoyed.

I'm allowed one night of orneryness :thumbsup

:thumbsup

Funny?, funny how?, do I amuse you? Im here to fucking amuse you? what the fuck is so funny about me?

Said in a Joe Peski Style

HAHA say it ain't so!

No, it's from the Adult Webmaster School article on CNN.. :2 cents:

It probably is.. I got in back in 1998 and even that was kinda late.

cool, youre back, this guy has been waiting for your input.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=216475

u gotta start somewhere.. too bad it should be on boards with less flames.

or maybe they're just trying to emulate you....

I didn't hit a message board for 2 years after getting in the buisness. I also made more money my first week than most newbies make their first year.