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almighty · 12-31-2003, 03:31 PM

just got letter to appear for jury duty next month grrrr their fucking few dollars can not compensate my days pay bastards ill just say i think he should get the detah penalty and get kicke doff

i dont want to waste my days what if the thing drags out for days or weeks

anyone got any good ways to get dismissed from this duty

vas · 12-31-2003, 03:33 PM

tell them you got a weak bladder and cant sit still for prolonged periods of time.

NetRodent · 12-31-2003, 03:33 PM

Just tell them that you're eager to serve because you can always tell if somebody's guilty just by looking at them.

gregtx · 12-31-2003, 03:42 PM

I always hated doing jury duty.. but then I thought.. If I ever had to be judged by a jury... do I want a bunch of retired, uneducated, or people with nothing better to do ... determining my fate?

kinda scary actually.. look how they used Jedi mind tricks on the OJ simpson jury!!!

Stallion · 12-31-2003, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by gregtx
I always hated doing jury duty.. but then I thought.. If I ever had to be judged by a jury... do I want a bunch of retired, uneducated, or people with nothing better to do ... determining my fate?

kinda scary actually.. look how they used Jedi mind tricks on the OJ simpson jury!!!

lol @ Jedi Mind Tricks.

myjah · 12-31-2003, 03:44 PM

as surely as you try to get out of it, you'll get it and it will last for a year. lol

almighty · 12-31-2003, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
as surely as you try to get out of it, you'll get it and it will last for a year. lol

yeah thats what im worried bout maybe i can say im the sole provider for my family and if i get stuck in some prolonged jury duty my kids will starve :D

12-31-2003, 03:31 PM	#1
almighty Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: at your moms house Posts: 838	damn jury duty just got letter to appear for jury duty next month grrrr their fucking few dollars can not compensate my days pay bastards ill just say i think he should get the detah penalty and get kicke doff i dont want to waste my days what if the thing drags out for days or weeks anyone got any good ways to get dismissed from this duty __________________ www.norecip.info

12-31-2003, 03:33 PM	#3
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Just tell them that you're eager to serve because you can always tell if somebody's guilty just by looking at them. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

12-31-2003, 03:42 PM	#4
gregtx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,929	I always hated doing jury duty.. but then I thought.. If I ever had to be judged by a jury... do I want a bunch of retired, uneducated, or people with nothing better to do ... determining my fate? kinda scary actually.. look how they used Jedi mind tricks on the OJ simpson jury!!! __________________ Processing Partners http://www.processingpartners.com

12-31-2003, 03:44 PM	#6
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12-31-2003, 03:33 PM	#2
vas Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 562	tell them you got a weak bladder and cant sit still for prolonged periods of time.