damn jury duty
 

just got letter to appear for jury duty next month grrrr their fucking few dollars can not compensate my days pay bastards ill just say i think he should get the detah penalty and get kicke doff :1orglaugh i dont want to waste my days what if the thing drags out for days or weeks :helpme anyone got any good ways to get dismissed from this duty

tell them you got a weak bladder and cant sit still for prolonged periods of time.

Just tell them that you're eager to serve because you can always tell if somebody's guilty just by looking at them.

I always hated doing jury duty.. but then I thought.. If I ever had to be judged by a jury... do I want a bunch of retired, uneducated, or people with nothing better to do ... determining my fate?

kinda scary actually.. look how they used Jedi mind tricks on the OJ simpson jury!!!

lol @ Jedi Mind Tricks.

as surely as you try to get out of it, you'll get it and it will last for a year. lol

yeah thats what im worried bout maybe i can say im the sole provider for my family and if i get stuck in some prolonged jury duty my kids will starve :D