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$500 for you
Here's my problem;
I want to kick someones ass at the Vegas convention, BUT I'm afraid of the crazy justice system you have in the US... How do I kick ass AND get away with it? I want a head shot, but stomach shot is a secondary ok. My plan: to start a fake fight with the faggot and let it evolve. I want better suggestions: $500
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Do something really nasty on the expo floor with 1000's of people around and tons of cams. If its good this guy will be all over the messageboards in no time. And if you do it right it wont be illegal. |
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Hmmmmm a quick search of your posts would suggest your talking about Juicylinks. I can tell you now if you even try to hit him you will have at least 10 people on you before you get the first punch in.
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follow him into the bathroom and wear a mask?
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send me the $500, ill give you a good ole beating, get your wife real liqoured up, fuck her in the ass so she walks bow legged.
anything else will cost more. |
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Instead of soliciting the commission of a crime (illegal in most US states) do something that will REALLY piss him and get you the best REVENGE........
SUCCEED in your business. Nothing haterz hate more than successful opponents. Quote:
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nevermind i don't want juicy to get hurt!
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Got beef?
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hide a little watertank under your clothes somewhere with spray
Go near him and just spray carefully.. he will be all wet before he'll feel something.... in front of 1000's of people and cams!!! |
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this guys wifes ass is like fucking a frozen turkey. need to get some jet dry up in there.
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Hmmm
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i be on the lookout for this guy wanted to fight
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Well when I get angry I just get some friends together that all have Hep C, draw some blood.
Then inject it into different popcorns, pastries, any food whatsoever. Then I send it out as Christmas gifts marked from CeCash |
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fuck ill beat his ass FOR you for 500
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Damn, Juicy has to watch his back!
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Just one thing you need to do: tranny trick
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Oh for fucks sake.
If you want to punch someone in the mouth punch them in the mouth. Do you think you are going to get the death penalty or something? Worst case you'll spend a few days in jail and get deported.
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I need a beer
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i'll do it i sniffed almost an ounce of coke today
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Have a lawyer on retainer this way you'll be out ASAP and have him/her working the case etc.
when you're doing dirt ALWAYS have a lawyer on retainer he will be a your peck and call day and nite wheter it's 4am or hoilday
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How bout not being a fucking retarded pussy and just go to a convention to conduct business.
Get a life. |
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damn , leave that shit alone. Kick his ass yourself , might be you will feel a man , it's worth it dude. and yep , send the money to your brutha deepsy , I gave ya a solid advice
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fighting is for highschool kids, which some of you might be
start a fight, and i crush you
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well there are a shit load of cameras every where in Vegas so your probably not gonna get away with it just go for a quick kick to the nut the when he is on the ground stomp on his face have a buch of ppl standing around you that wont say its you so your block from the cameras
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