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Old 12-27-2003, 09:42 PM   #1
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Here's my problem;

I want to kick someones ass at the Vegas convention, BUT I'm afraid of the crazy justice system you have in the US...

How do I kick ass AND get away with it? I want a head shot, but stomach shot is a secondary ok.

My plan: to start a fake fight with the faggot and let it evolve.

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Old 12-27-2003, 09:44 PM   #2
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Here's my problem;

I want to kick someones ass at the Vegas convention, BUT I'm afraid of the crazy justice system you have in the US...

How do I kick ass AND get away with it? I want a head shot, but stomach shot is a secondary ok.

My plan: to start a fake fight with the faggot and let it evolve.

I want better suggestions:

$500
Dont fight with him...make him look stupid.
Do something really nasty on the expo floor with 1000's of people around and tons of cams. If its good this guy will be all over the messageboards in no time.
And if you do it right it wont be illegal.
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:45 PM   #3
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Hmmmmm a quick search of your posts would suggest your talking about Juicylinks. I can tell you now if you even try to hit him you will have at least 10 people on you before you get the first punch in.
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:45 PM   #4
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follow him into the bathroom and wear a mask?
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:46 PM   #5
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Dont fight with him...make him look stupid.
Do something really nasty on the expo floor with 1000's of people around and tons of cams. If its good this guy will be all over the messageboards in no time.
And if you do it right it wont be illegal.
Like find a stripper or something who undresses him and after shes done his pants have suddenly dissapeared.
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:47 PM   #6
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Hmmmmm a quick search of your posts would suggest your talking about Juicylinks. I can tell you now if you even try to hit him you will have at least 10 people on you before you get the first punch in.
Is it Juicy??
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:48 PM   #7
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Is it Juicy??
Read his posts..he talks about punching Juicy in the face

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Old 12-27-2003, 09:48 PM   #8
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send me the $500, ill give you a good ole beating, get your wife real liqoured up, fuck her in the ass so she walks bow legged.

anything else will cost more.
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:48 PM   #9
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Instead of soliciting the commission of a crime (illegal in most US states) do something that will REALLY piss him and get you the best REVENGE........




SUCCEED in your business. Nothing haterz hate more than successful opponents.


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Here's my problem;

I want to kick someones ass at the Vegas convention, BUT I'm afraid of the crazy justice system you have in the US...

How do I kick ass AND get away with it? I want a head shot, but stomach shot is a secondary ok.

My plan: to start a fake fight with the faggot and let it evolve.

I want better suggestions:

$500
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:49 PM   #10
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Read his posts..he talks about punching Juicy in the face
Any idea why?
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:50 PM   #11
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nevermind i don't want juicy to get hurt!
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:50 PM   #12
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Any idea why?
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:52 PM   #13
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:52 PM   #14
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hide a little watertank under your clothes somewhere with spray
Go near him and just spray carefully.. he will be all wet before he'll feel something.... in front of 1000's of people and cams!!!
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:53 PM   #15
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this guys wifes ass is like fucking a frozen turkey. need to get some jet dry up in there.
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:54 PM   #16
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:54 PM   #17
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i be on the lookout for this guy wanted to fight

<img src="http://www.wetlandspro.com/geek.jpg" border="0" alt=""> <br />
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:54 PM   #18
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Well when I get angry I just get some friends together that all have Hep C, draw some blood.
Then inject it into different popcorns, pastries, any food whatsoever.

Then I send it out as Christmas gifts marked from CeCash
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:57 PM   #19
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fuck ill beat his ass FOR you for 500
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:58 PM   #20
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Damn, Juicy has to watch his back!
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:58 PM   #21
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Damn, Juicy has to watch his back!
i watch my back here all the time so its all good
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Old 12-27-2003, 09:59 PM   #22
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Old 12-27-2003, 10:01 PM   #23
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Oh for fucks sake.

If you want to punch someone in the mouth punch them in the mouth. Do you think you are going to get the death penalty or something?

Worst case you'll spend a few days in jail and get deported.
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Old 12-27-2003, 10:01 PM   #24
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Well when I get angry I just get some friends together that all have Hep C, draw some blood.
Then inject it into different popcorns, pastries, any food whatsoever.

Then I send it out as Christmas gifts marked from CeCash
Thats a pretty lame remark dude
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Old 12-27-2003, 10:03 PM   #25
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Hmmmmm a quick search of your posts would suggest your talking about Juicylinks. I can tell you now if you even try to hit him you will have at least 10 people on you before you get the first punch in.
riiiiiight.

As much as I love the greasy guido, we both know that's bullshit.
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Old 12-27-2003, 10:04 PM   #26
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i'll do it i sniffed almost an ounce of coke today
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Old 12-27-2003, 10:05 PM   #27
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Have a lawyer on retainer this way you'll be out ASAP and have him/her working the case etc.

when you're doing dirt ALWAYS have a lawyer on retainer he will be a your peck and call day and nite wheter it's 4am or hoilday
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Old 12-27-2003, 10:09 PM   #28
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riiiiiight.

As much as I love the greasy guido, we both know that's bullshit.
Believe what you want. I know for a fact that Juicy has enough friends including me that buddy wouldn't get a hit off.
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Old 12-27-2003, 10:09 PM   #29
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Old 12-27-2003, 11:05 PM   #30
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How bout not being a fucking retarded pussy and just go to a convention to conduct business.

Get a life.
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Old 12-27-2003, 11:09 PM   #31
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Believe what you want. I know for a fact that Juicy has enough friends including me that buddy wouldn't get a hit off.
i doubt that
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Old 12-27-2003, 11:19 PM   #32
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damn , leave that shit alone. Kick his ass yourself , might be you will feel a man , it's worth it dude. and yep , send the money to your brutha deepsy , I gave ya a solid advice
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Old 12-28-2003, 12:07 AM   #33
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Have a lawyer on retainer this way you'll be out ASAP and have him/her working the case etc.

when you're doing dirt ALWAYS have a lawyer on retainer he will be a your peck and call day and nite wheter it's 4am or hoilday

this whole you was talking bout juicy...lame

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Old 12-28-2003, 12:11 AM   #34
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Old 12-28-2003, 12:17 AM   #35
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well there are a shit load of cameras every where in Vegas so your probably not gonna get away with it just go for a quick kick to the nut the when he is on the ground stomp on his face have a buch of ppl standing around you that wont say its you so your block from the cameras
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