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Troels 12-27-2003 09:42 PM

$500 for you
 
Here's my problem;

I want to kick someones ass at the Vegas convention, BUT I'm afraid of the crazy justice system you have in the US...

How do I kick ass AND get away with it? I want a head shot, but stomach shot is a secondary ok.

My plan: to start a fake fight with the faggot and let it evolve.

I want better suggestions:

$500

Dirty F 12-27-2003 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels
Here's my problem;

I want to kick someones ass at the Vegas convention, BUT I'm afraid of the crazy justice system you have in the US...

How do I kick ass AND get away with it? I want a head shot, but stomach shot is a secondary ok.

My plan: to start a fake fight with the faggot and let it evolve.

I want better suggestions:

$500

Dont fight with him...make him look stupid.
Do something really nasty on the expo floor with 1000's of people around and tons of cams. If its good this guy will be all over the messageboards in no time.
And if you do it right it wont be illegal.

Ice 12-27-2003 09:45 PM

Hmmmmm a quick search of your posts would suggest your talking about Juicylinks. I can tell you now if you even try to hit him you will have at least 10 people on you before you get the first punch in.

serious 12-27-2003 09:45 PM

follow him into the bathroom and wear a mask?

Dirty F 12-27-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Dont fight with him...make him look stupid.
Do something really nasty on the expo floor with 1000's of people around and tons of cams. If its good this guy will be all over the messageboards in no time.
And if you do it right it wont be illegal.

Like find a stripper or something who undresses him and after shes done his pants have suddenly dissapeared.

Dirty F 12-27-2003 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
Hmmmmm a quick search of your posts would suggest your talking about Juicylinks. I can tell you now if you even try to hit him you will have at least 10 people on you before you get the first punch in.
Is it Juicy??

Ice 12-27-2003 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Is it Juicy??

Read his posts..he talks about punching Juicy in the face

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=207980

MetaMan 12-27-2003 09:48 PM

send me the $500, ill give you a good ole beating, get your wife real liqoured up, fuck her in the ass so she walks bow legged.

anything else will cost more.

- AFN - 12-27-2003 09:48 PM

Instead of soliciting the commission of a crime (illegal in most US states) do something that will REALLY piss him and get you the best REVENGE........




SUCCEED in your business. Nothing haterz hate more than successful opponents.


Quote:

Originally posted by Troels
Here's my problem;

I want to kick someones ass at the Vegas convention, BUT I'm afraid of the crazy justice system you have in the US...

How do I kick ass AND get away with it? I want a head shot, but stomach shot is a secondary ok.

My plan: to start a fake fight with the faggot and let it evolve.

I want better suggestions:

$500


Dirty F 12-27-2003 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby


Read his posts..he talks about punching Juicy in the face

Any idea why?

serious 12-27-2003 09:50 PM

nevermind i don't want juicy to get hurt!

Ice 12-27-2003 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Any idea why?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=207980

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2003 09:52 PM

Got beef?

kobe 12-27-2003 09:52 PM

hide a little watertank under your clothes somewhere with spray
Go near him and just spray carefully.. he will be all wet before he'll feel something.... in front of 1000's of people and cams!!!

MetaMan 12-27-2003 09:53 PM

this guys wifes ass is like fucking a frozen turkey. need to get some jet dry up in there.

Dirty F 12-27-2003 09:54 PM

Hmmm

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2003 09:54 PM

i be on the lookout for this guy wanted to fight

<img src="http://www.wetlandspro.com/geek.jpg" border="0" alt=""> <br />

Shok 12-27-2003 09:54 PM

Well when I get angry I just get some friends together that all have Hep C, draw some blood.
Then inject it into different popcorns, pastries, any food whatsoever.

Then I send it out as Christmas gifts marked from CeCash

jimthefiend 12-27-2003 09:57 PM

fuck ill beat his ass FOR you for 500

Dirty F 12-27-2003 09:58 PM

Damn, Juicy has to watch his back!

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2003 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Damn, Juicy has to watch his back!
i watch my back here all the time so its all good :thumbsup

Libertine 12-27-2003 09:59 PM

Just one thing you need to do: tranny trick :Graucho

broke 12-27-2003 10:01 PM

Oh for fucks sake.

If you want to punch someone in the mouth punch them in the mouth. Do you think you are going to get the death penalty or something?

Worst case you'll spend a few days in jail and get deported.

Spunky 12-27-2003 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
Well when I get angry I just get some friends together that all have Hep C, draw some blood.
Then inject it into different popcorns, pastries, any food whatsoever.

Then I send it out as Christmas gifts marked from CeCash

Thats a pretty lame remark dude

sherbert 12-27-2003 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
Hmmmmm a quick search of your posts would suggest your talking about Juicylinks. I can tell you now if you even try to hit him you will have at least 10 people on you before you get the first punch in.
riiiiiight. :1orglaugh

As much as I love the greasy guido, we both know that's bullshit.

gin 12-27-2003 10:04 PM

i'll do it i sniffed almost an ounce of coke today :ak47:

69pornlinks 12-27-2003 10:05 PM

Have a lawyer on retainer this way you'll be out ASAP and have him/her working the case etc.

when you're doing dirt ALWAYS have a lawyer on retainer he will be a your peck and call day and nite wheter it's 4am or hoilday

Ice 12-27-2003 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherbert


riiiiiight. :1orglaugh

As much as I love the greasy guido, we both know that's bullshit.

Believe what you want. I know for a fact that Juicy has enough friends including me that buddy wouldn't get a hit off.

Troels 12-27-2003 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gin
i'll do it i sniffed almost an ounce of coke today :ak47:
:)

gornyhuy 12-27-2003 11:05 PM

How bout not being a fucking retarded pussy and just go to a convention to conduct business.

Get a life.

beemk 12-27-2003 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby


Believe what you want. I know for a fact that Juicy has enough friends including me that buddy wouldn't get a hit off.

i doubt that

Deepsy1 12-27-2003 11:19 PM

damn , leave that shit alone. Kick his ass yourself , might be you will feel a man , it's worth it dude. and yep , send the money to your brutha deepsy , I gave ya a solid advice

69pornlinks 12-28-2003 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
Have a lawyer on retainer this way you'll be out ASAP and have him/her working the case etc.

when you're doing dirt ALWAYS have a lawyer on retainer he will be a your peck and call day and nite wheter it's 4am or hoilday


:( this whole you was talking bout juicy...lame

disregrad my post:321GFY

bringer 12-28-2003 12:11 AM

fighting is for highschool kids, which some of you might be
start a fight, and i crush you

steve90 12-28-2003 12:17 AM

well there are a shit load of cameras every where in Vegas so your probably not gonna get away with it just go for a quick kick to the nut the when he is on the ground stomp on his face have a buch of ppl standing around you that wont say its you so your block from the cameras


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