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Old 12-25-2003, 02:33 AM   #1
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Queer Eye for Santa

Every year my brother and I leave an "alternative" note for Santa instead of cookies and milk. Thought GFY might get a kick out of the tradition.
This year's note:




Dear Santa,

Obviously, you are a man who is at peace with his feminine side. I mean, look at the way you dress: Bells, red suit, fur.
Kudos to you for really embracing that whole ?gay apparel? concept!!

But?
You need to give that same gay attention to your grooming, boy!
The polar bear look went out with bath houses.
Its time to freshen up your look and tame that beard.
Your look says ZZ top, and we want it to be Chi-Chi HOT!

We love you no matter what.
We just think Mrs. Claus would appreciate it and you may even feel better about yourself, too.
Think about it.


The Fab Two
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Old 12-25-2003, 02:34 AM   #2
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some past notes left for Santa:
http://www.prehensile.com/does/santanote.htm
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Old 12-25-2003, 10:17 AM   #3
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lol Thats funny
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Old 12-25-2003, 04:43 PM   #4
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Each year we think of something.

Like one year we put out fake "lines" of coke to help Santa make it through the night.
Another time we left out anal probes and accused Santa of being an alien.

Often we have to clean it all up before grandpa gets there.
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Old 12-25-2003, 04:47 PM   #5
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Pretty Good!
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Old 12-25-2003, 05:14 PM   #6
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Old 12-25-2003, 05:17 PM   #7
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like it - merry Christmas
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Quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon

Each year we think of something.

Like one year we put out fake "lines" of coke to help Santa make it through the night.
Another time we left out anal probes and accused Santa of being an alien.

Often we have to clean it all up before grandpa gets there.
how old are you? lol
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Old 12-25-2003, 08:03 PM   #9
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how old are you? lol
I'm 32.

My family also has easter beer bottle hunts...but that's a different story.
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Old 12-25-2003, 08:05 PM   #10
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like it - merry Christmas
Thanks! It makes for a fun tradition as an adult.
Merry Xmas to you!
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