Queer Eye for Santa
 

Every year my brother and I leave an "alternative" note for Santa instead of cookies and milk. Thought GFY might get a kick out of the tradition.
This year's note:

http://www.prehensile.com/loves/holi...queersanta.jpg


Dear Santa,

Obviously, you are a man who is at peace with his feminine side. I mean, look at the way you dress: Bells, red suit, fur.
Kudos to you for really embracing that whole ?gay apparel? concept!!

But?
You need to give that same gay attention to your grooming, boy!
The polar bear look went out with bath houses.
Its time to freshen up your look and tame that beard.
Your look says ZZ top, and we want it to be Chi-Chi HOT!

We love you no matter what.
We just think Mrs. Claus would appreciate it and you may even feel better about yourself, too.
Think about it.


The Fab Two

some past notes left for Santa:
http://www.prehensile.com/does/santanote.htm

lol Thats funny

:)
Each year we think of something.

Like one year we put out fake "lines" of coke to help Santa make it through the night.
Another time we left out anal probes and accused Santa of being an alien.

Often we have to clean it all up before grandpa gets there. :)

Pretty Good!

:thumbsup

:thumbsup like it - merry Christmas :)

how old are you? lol

I'm 32. :)

My family also has easter beer bottle hunts...but that's a different story.

Thanks! It makes for a fun tradition as an adult.
Merry Xmas to you!