I Got Robbed At A Traffic Light Last Night - GoFuckYourself.com

Buff · 12-18-2003, 02:05 PM

Yesterday,

I was robbed at a traffic light

The scam is this:

A young woman proposes to wash your car windows while you wait at the red light while another one takes advantage of the distraction to open the back door and steal everything she can grab.

Don't leave your doors or windows open when you drive up to a red light!

If your windows get washed ... . .Don't look at them as they try to divert your attention:

Please alert your friends and be warned, they are very well organized!!!

They got me ten times already...

boneprone · 12-18-2003, 02:25 PM

again...

women dont look like that in Oregon..

Shit.........

johnbosh · 12-18-2003, 02:27 PM

wow that seems to be an nice xperience:D

krazyone · 12-18-2003, 02:29 PM

just keep 10.00 in the back seat then you can enjoy the experience without feeling guilty and they feel like they earned that 10.00

krazyone · 12-18-2003, 02:30 PM

which light is it so I know to stay clear????

Buff · 12-18-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by krazyone
whick light is it so I know to stay clear????

hahaha

Mike AI · 12-18-2003, 02:47 PM

I am ready to be robbed!!

TheEnforcer · 12-18-2003, 02:47 PM

XxXotic · 12-18-2003, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krazyone
which light is it so I know to stay clear????

he was trolling for fresh models down in calliope

GonePhishing · 12-18-2003, 02:51 PM

Where are they? I need to drive there with a ROB ME NOW sign in window

Mike Semen · 12-18-2003, 02:54 PM

unh....

Brad Xtremepay · 12-18-2003, 03:00 PM

Someone know how to tap the traffic lights in that city? if so, turn that light red perminantly. I'll meet you all there.

myjah · 12-18-2003, 03:04 PM

seems like a pretty fair trade

dantheman · 12-18-2003, 03:07 PM

damn, glad your ok buddy. That looked scary

anidifranco · 12-18-2003, 03:07 PM

The zoo wanted you back? Shaved apes are rare.

Buff · 12-18-2003, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by anidifranco
The zoo wanted you back? Shaved apes are rare.

Ani, I wouldn't fuck you if the EPA sent me 3 Court-Certified confirmations that your snatch had been detoxified and no longer posed a biological threat to the ecosystem, you herpetic ditch whore.

ServerMaze-Patrik · 12-18-2003, 03:11 PM

where is my car keys...i need them NOW!!

Buff · 12-18-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by dantheman
damn, glad your ok buddy. That looked scary

Thanks, Dan, it was a close call alright! Too bad you weren't riding shotgun to witness first hand!

anidifranco · 12-18-2003, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff

Ani, I wouldn't fuck you if the EPA sent me 3 Court-Certified confirmations that your snatch had been detoxified and no longer posed a biological threat to the ecosystem, you herpetic ditch whore.

Shaved ape

eroswebmaster · 12-18-2003, 03:13 PM

is there a chance they might sexually assault me?

If so I'll drive through that same area really slow over and over.

Buff · 12-18-2003, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by anidifranco

Shaved ape

Ditch whore

anidifranco · 12-18-2003, 03:15 PM

Can you not admit that you look suspiciously like a shaved ape? It's hilarious. Go look in the mirror.

JDog · 12-18-2003, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krazyone
which light is it so I know to stay clear????

Yea I need to know the light too! But I don't know what stay clear of it! Hell, take everything in my backseat, there's nothing!

jDoG

anidifranco · 12-18-2003, 03:18 PM

You could make a new niche site.
www.shavedape.com

I think it would fit well in your repetoire.

eroswebmaster · 12-18-2003, 03:19 PM

The homeless guys in my neighborhood their tits sag.

I gotta get a new neighborhood.

XxXotic · 12-18-2003, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff

Ditch whore

Buff · 12-18-2003, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by anidifranco
You could make a new niche site.
www.shavedape.com

I think it would fit well in your repetoire.

Whereas you're already featured at http://www.gimpsgonewild.com zitterella.

anidifranco · 12-18-2003, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff

Whereas you're already featured at http://www.gimpsgonewild.com zitterella.

Have some fun with it dude. It makes you different, not many people look like shaved apes. .

Buff · 12-18-2003, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by anidifranco

Have some fun with it dude. It makes you different, not many people look like shaved apes. .

Why don't you staple your giant diseased beef curtains closed before Stephen King writes a horror novel about it called The Flies?

12-18-2003, 02:05 PM	#1
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	I Got Robbed At A Traffic Light Last Night Yesterday, I was robbed at a traffic light The scam is this: A young woman proposes to wash your car windows while you wait at the red light while another one takes advantage of the distraction to open the back door and steal everything she can grab. Don't leave your doors or windows open when you drive up to a red light! If your windows get washed ... . .Don't look at them as they try to divert your attention: Please alert your friends and be warned, they are very well organized!!! They got me ten times already...

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12-18-2003, 03:07 PM	#15
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12-18-2003, 03:15 PM	#22
anidifranco So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 711	Can you not admit that you look suspiciously like a shaved ape? It's hilarious. Go look in the mirror.

12-18-2003, 03:18 PM	#24
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12-18-2003, 03:19 PM	#25
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