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pornJester · 12-17-2003, 08:46 AM

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m0re · 12-17-2003, 02:54 PM

SixNine · 12-17-2003, 03:21 PM

Great fucking story

I hope there was some serious coin in your account.

I love rolling in to the bank with flip flops and socks looking like a bum.

SixNine

BlackCrayon · 12-17-2003, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Slacker
She started a week or so ago, and I have not seen her in 10 + years.

This bitch broke my heart in HS.

Anyway...I went in to make a deposit into my personal account and walked right up to her at the counter. I deposited a large sum of money and then asked for my balance (its been a good year). I then asked if her husband still worked at Wal-Mart.

I can die happy now. After seeing the look on her face.

Anybody at your bank ever look at you funny?

haha, i love it. great story. never was able to pull something like that off but living in a very small town what i did to make money was the talk of the town first year i was making real coin. made the mistake of telling some ppl i thought i could trust. bank tellers always asking me what i did and shit, having to get approved by the bank managers before depositing amounts over 10k, ect. i don't know if the bank tellers know what i do but i dont really care. some checks have said megapornbucks and such on them so i wouldn't doubt if they did. they never mention anything about porn tho;

angelsofporn · 12-17-2003, 03:31 PM

i've given 3 or 4 tellers passwords..no problems here

Doctor Dre · 12-17-2003, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
Great story. Was he still working at Wal-Mart?

I got the third degree at my own bank.

I was out of town for a few weeks recently and my checks had piled up. Some of them were big...so I walk into Washington Mutual as a 22 year old in a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals, and want to deposit the money.

The woman went over and talked to her supervisor. The supervisor came back and asked me if it was a business account, if it was for someone else, and then what kind of business it was. I said "what's it matter?" She just said "it matters". And I said internet advertising. She said "it's just that it's a lot of money."

They said that my account was new also and that was why they were asking. It was 5 months old and I had another account that was 3 years old.

My whole thing was acting like nothing was weird so they would think their behavior was strange, but I wish I had said something like "Why don't you check my account history before you offend me." I just wanted to deposit it, I wasn't even asking for a withdrawl. Kind of pissed me off.

But at the same time it was kind of fun I guess, cause how many 22 year olds can surprise the bank tellers like that? I guess I should appreciate the novelty. But I still wish I had gotten pissed, in a way.

Remember me when I made deposit of my first warez sites checks at like 16 years old ... :P Like 2 grands from all advantage

qwe · 12-17-2003, 03:38 PM

happend to me a few times, but from now on it's wires.. so nomore going to the bank

GigaChris · 12-17-2003, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slacker
She started a week or so ago, and I have not seen her in 10 + years.

This bitch broke my heart in HS.

Anyway...I went in to make a deposit into my personal account and walked right up to her at the counter. I deposited a large sum of money and then asked for my balance (its been a good year). I then asked if her husband still worked at Wal-Mart.

I can die happy now. After seeing the look on her face.

Anybody at your bank ever look at you funny?

thats great to hear lol I bet the look on her face was priceless

Weppel · 12-17-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by johnbosh
Cool my ex works at the albert heyn (supermarket)

Wich one? I might visit it someday

Weppel · 12-17-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slacker
She started a week or so ago, and I have not seen her in 10 + years.

This bitch broke my heart in HS.

Anyway...I went in to make a deposit into my personal account and walked right up to her at the counter. I deposited a large sum of money and then asked for my balance (its been a good year). I then asked if her husband still worked at Wal-Mart.

I can die happy now. After seeing the look on her face.

Anybody at your bank ever look at you funny?

Slacker, you've just made my week.. damn.. this one really rocks!

ytcracker · 12-17-2003, 03:56 PM

ive had tellers ask what i do but i dont have any girlfriends that work there

ill probably look 16 well into my 30s so fuck it

bjs24 · 12-17-2003, 04:21 PM

The first time I brought in two checks from different companies that were pretty big I got questioned by the teller girl but she had a big smile on her face so I just figured she recognized the business name. I told her I did marketing and she laughed.

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bjs24 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: I Moderate You Posts: 313	The first time I brought in two checks from different companies that were pretty big I got questioned by the teller girl but she had a big smile on her face so I just figured she recognized the business name. I told her I did marketing and she laughed.